debraj debraj
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shiv-er nasha
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03/09/05 at 19:00:19 » |
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Aichcha ekta joke mono porlo hothat, gotike lekhiar. Tumra hoito keu keu suncho ita. r jodi sunia thako te age takia maap chai lairam..
r je je sunche na taar lagia lekhram...
joke ta oilo...
Ek baar oilo kita... bhogoban shiv or ichcha oilo mod khaoar. E rooj rooj ganja r bhang khaia taan bittishna lagigese. R jokhon ou niche dekhoin dekhoin manush -e mod khaia khub furti korer. Bar o jay disco't jay r mod khaia khub furti kore. R dekhoin ganja r bhaang beshi khay na manushe. Te taan o ichcha oilo shalar ekbaar niche giya mod khaiya dekhtam kita moja mod-o.
Teu aila niche. aaiya gela ek baar-o(bar) Giya bar tender re koila kita mod ase ikhano. r kita chole beshi. te bar tender-e koilo wiskey ase, rum ase, vodka ase, jin ase beer ase. apnar kita lage. Tokhon shiv-e koila ek butol wiskey ano. Koto somoy pore to wiskey sesh(full bottle). Tain bar tender-re abar gia koila r kita ase, te he koilo rum ase votka ase. tokhon shiv-e koila ano ekta rum(full). Khaaoaat boila rum koto somoy pore rum shesh. Abar bar tender re dakla r koila vodka ekta(full) loiya aao.....tarpore Jin ekta(full).....
Tarpore jokhon abar jiganit gesoin r kita ase. Baar tender er khyal porlo je ei manushta oto mod khaiya o dekhi thik darani. Oinya keu oile to tin peg-eu sesh pailay. Sheshe na paria he jigaiu lailo. Je "manushe to 3/4 peg khaiya tol oijay r apne oto mod khaiya-o nijor paye darani.." "ke apne..? "
tokhon tain uthia koila "ami bhogoban shiv......"
tokhon baar tender-e aste aste koi "ou giya dorse betar...." |
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