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oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/02/02 at 11:56:27 » |
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hahahahaha kicchu lekhchina, pura amar porikkhar khatar moton khali |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/02/02 at 21:20:23 » |
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aruwa egu achoin nani...maha addat? tumi au nu ba aruwa...? |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/03/02 at 02:19:45 » |
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na re ba, tain amar boro jon bodhoy. te tomar ranking kila kortam, tomar ranking dewat gechlam, kintu ono khali error dekhar. bujhlam na. computer fail mari dicche tomar case-o. |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/05/02 at 05:42:24 » |
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Eta jemon ATP ranking dewa hor.Amar mono hoy ranking na loiya logarithm(ranking) korle subidha hoibo.Mane oau bel aar decibel or funda aarki |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/07/02 at 10:30:25 » |
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bom bom bom nache shadhu ganja khaiya nache.... :o :o :o |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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ita kita atp ranking thika kom mono korlay ni. to iiiiiiiii rumo jeje aiba hokkolor rating kormu ami.
poila ekjone aruwa na kita ekjoner nam mention korchila. tanre all time great hishabe (ono rod lever) ek nombor place dilai. rest of the people are ranked as follows:
2. me
3. tuxedo
4. hendrix
sardarji= undefined. |
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sardarji
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/08/02 at 19:45:28 » |
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[quote author=congenitally dumb link=board=0011&num=1028307390&start=0#5 date=08/08/02 at 07:57:27]
ita kita atp ranking thika kom mono korlay ni. Ā to iiiiiiiii rumo jeje aiba hokkolor rating kormu ami.
poila ekjone aruwa na kita ekjoner nam mention korchila. Ā tanre all time great hishabe (ono rod lever) ek nombor place dilai. Ā rest of the people are ranked as follows:
2. me
3. tuxedo
4. hendrix
sardarji= undefined.
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ranking to bhalao dilay.....kintu je i-scale e tumi congenitally dumb hoiya dui nombor hau...aami kila re ba ek nombor hoi gelaam......aar kila je undefined hoi gelaam budh pailaam na re bo.... |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/09/02 at 06:06:48 » |
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Monohoy mon diya pora shuna korchos na.ATP maane kita lekhis.Erpore rating dibe.Aar shuno shomoy paile Benjamin Franlin oou firingee hokoler ex-president etc. etc. han autobiography ekhan ektu choke buliyo.Dekhbai 'I' sabdo beshi koile ahonkari bujhay.Mane nijere loiya je byasta.Aaar ita to tumar topic o i'r chrachori ba pseudo-ranking o nijer nam poila dekhle bujha jai.Ashole requirement analysis na koriya project korle otau hoy.
Aar tumar jakhon nijer dhak pitanir eccha,amar mono loy tumi bibaha jagya hoicho aar maiya/pula kujhaitray.Thik nani.te etar lagi sunar kacher o ad mari diyo.Sundari/handu jutbo.Biyat dakiyo.
aaar John maharaje to site khuliyau khalsh.Cameo appearence dile bhala hoy nani... ;D |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/09/02 at 09:20:35 » |
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ami ageou bujhchilam tumi rikhsawala type-er public aar filmi too. as far as that ranking is concerned, thats none of ur ****ing business even if ur name was mentioned there. requirement analysis, huh, u were not required here in the first place.
yeah i m kinda "nijere loiya besto manush". i ask ppl stuffs like tell me about urself, tell me wat u think about ........... say me.
aar sonar cacharo amar naam dewar kuno iccha nai. mono hor tumi ektu maiya pagal public and showing ur frustration here |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/09/02 at 09:37:07 » |
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bhala jomse...kintu hendrix is never to be ranked four..pseudo or not..he is god. |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/09/02 at 10:04:09 » |
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well i m god as well, but i dint exclude myself from this ranking.
conclusion: gods r not always witty. |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/09/02 at 22:51:26 » |
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"Ati darpe hato lanka"
Tumar o bur-buri sesh hoibo shigro dubibay-Panchatantra
Te jai hok apnar gyaner paridhi shuniya maja pailam.Te byapar hoilo we shouldnot speak ill of rickshaw wallah bhais.While i and you are shivering it out in ac's in front of dumb pcs they are sweating it out in front of vociferous policemen and passengers like you.Rickshaw pulling is as dignified as pulling your girlfriend's hand...!!! ;D.Keu shabhabe rickshaw chalay na chalay obhabe....
Sonar Cacher is the most widely read news paper of the north-east.You can't afford to instigate all readers against you!!!
Probably U need to go to school again... |
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tuxedo
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/09/02 at 22:55:14 » |
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"Gods must be Crazy!!!"
[quote author=congenitally dumb link=board=0011&num=1028307390&start=0#10 date=08/09/02 at 10:04:09]
well i m god as well, but i dint exclude myself from this ranking.
conclusion: gods r not always witty.
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Rupam
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/10/02 at 02:52:15 » |
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tux...ita bhal;a disos...pulling a rickshaw is as dignified as pulling your girlfriend's hand ... (or whatever ) ;D ;D ;D
actually this can be a topic in itself...I mean we have so many intelligent and dumb people here...so many hand risks and pee ink fluids here ;D ;D
bondhugon...how about debating on something like...is pulling your( your mane kar...for an example or state of reference amraa jimutda'r dhortee paari ;D ;D ;D, hee boroo mohan manob...kichchcu koito naa...asole unlimited cash in hand ...or unlimited hand in hand too ;D ;D ;D)girlfriend's hand (lets stick to hand only) DIGNIFIED? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
kunotay galagalii koriyoo naa... |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/10/02 at 04:48:18 » |
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Jimut re taile amra hata-hathi korat red-handed dhori lailam>
Haath ka safai naki hatthani....
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/10/02 at 08:00:11 » |
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shivering in ac's hahahahahahaha, i think i gotta tell u my true identity. go to the topic rupam er biya, u ll find me there as kanai pan bhander. so in no way i can Deprecate the rikshawalas. i just wanted to point out the way u started in ur last post. "Keu shabhabe rickshaw chalay na chalay obhabe...." yes agreed for the first time. but ur behavior like rikhsawala can be termed as shabhabe.
by the way i dint start this topic coz i wanna be noticed by gals. is that why u started so many topics here and getting replies at an average of 0 per topic ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
pulling ur galfriend's hand, huh, is that the only thing u do with ur galfriend. tomar g/f-er hath lomba kori laibay reba, sabdhan.
[quote author=tuxedo link=board=0011&num=1028307390&start=0#11 date=08/09/02 at 22:51:26]
"Ati darpe hato lanka"
Tumar o bur-buri sesh hoibo shigro dubibay-Panchatantra
Te jai hok apnar gyaner paridhi shuniya maja pailam.Te byapar hoilo we shouldnot speak ill of rickshaw wallah bhais.While i and you are shivering it out in ac's in front of dumb pcs they are sweating it out in front of vociferous policemen and passengers like you.Rickshaw pulling is as dignified as pulling your girlfriend's hand...!!! ;D.Keu shabhabe rickshaw chalay na chalay obhabe....
Sonar Cacher is the most widely read news paper of the north-east.You can't afford to instigate all readers against you!!!
Probably U need to go to school again...
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/11/02 at 22:37:53 » |
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You don't know what you are saying or rather how you are saying things. :o You intend not to say ill of our rickshawalla bhai but your tone suggests it.
Secondly,u are urself not sure of your identity ::).Once u ar kanai another time you are dumb.I think these proxy identities are necessary for people who fear truth.Why don't you register as a regular speaker.???
Vain you are u have acknowledged("mouna sammati lakhanam") and shallow in wisdom ??? ???and common sense too. ;) ;)
Coz pulling ur girlfriends hand doen't make the hand longer, elastic nay re ba,it only brings her closer to you ;D ;D ;D ;D
To finish it all up "Mithyabadir choler obhab hoy na".You amplify that idiom with at least 2 :
1.KAnai
2.Dumb
And finally,its not necessary that all your ideas will carry through the day.Some will fall flat on the face while others will soar. :)You have got to have the strength to stand by your own misfortune as in your glory.That's wisdom my friend as Lord Krishana tells Arjuna in Gita.
As Shashi Tharoor tells in his hugely acclaimed "The Great Indian Novel" 'When the Gods wish to destruct they first make you mad'---'Binashkale buddhi bhrasta':Beware of that I see the symptoms showing in you :)!!!! |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/12/02 at 09:13:39 » |
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boy this guy is mad. wat kinda fear u talking about. i mean wat could petrify me while posting messages here. and lemme let u i m not using only two names here. i can use as many names i can to suit wat i post and of course i m using authentic mail ids. but tell me how does that matter, even if i use only one such name will it be possible for u to identify me. by the way is tuxedo ur real name ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
now coming back to ur gita, krishna, and arjuna. ask them to justify watever they said (i m not asking them to register here as a regular speaker, they can use my name as well ;D ;D ;D ;D, albeit that would be fun no doubt arguing with articulate krishna, coz wat i believe, it is possible to challenge any statement, not with sophistry but with logic and reasoning as according to me every statement is a paradox)
if u still reading this bull****, then tell me one thing, would u like to lead the life of a rikhshawala, would u like to make friends with rikhshawalas, would u like to use the kinda language they use or have their mentality for that matter. if yes, then i ll gleefully take my words back and learn from u how not to be pragmatic.
to wind up let me tell u the names i m using (i m not obliged, but for some strange reasons i m telling u)
1. kanai pan bhandar.
2. congenitally dumb
3. sanity with a question
4. a registered id (that i wont tell u, coz then it would be useless to have so many ids)
gitar byaparta boro bhala lagse reba. u can really learn a lot from it. |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/12/02 at 19:17:12 » |
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ou mushkil ....tumra re bo.....chance paile o funda deoaat laagi jaao....kigu re je impress karit ray ...upurwala o janoin.......egu to nije o kar je congenitally dumb(aruwa)....to aregu kita khandani dumb(aruwa) .....ni? |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/12/02 at 22:55:19 » |
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So lemme tell you a parable from Mahesh Das(Birbal) and Akbar
"Once in Akbar's court there arrived an hitherto unknown Sansrit pandit whose fame and glory had dazzled the roads of Delhi he had passed on.The Maharaj had heard of this and had summoned him there.After a brief conversation Akbar , a true connoisseur of Jewels, recognised the man had it in him.He asked his prized courtier Birbal to have a duel with the guy.Now if Birbal lost in the duel of discussions he should have to quit.
All agreed the duel began on a high note and at the end of the day all courtiers,the nobles,the commoners and even the king felt that Birbal was losing.It was highly imminent that by the next day's session he would be vanquished.
It indeed happened and at mid-day Birbal hung his head in shame. ??? ??? The Maharaj began making arrangements for the swearing-in of a new courtier when someone shouted 'Lord,Can you please enlighten us about the wheareabouts of our new Minister?'
The Maharaja was stuck.He had failed to notice such a big issue and he couldn't now call up the pandit and ask him a dumb question.The pandit never ever people told him spoke in a language apart from sanskrit so maybe he's from kashmir.
Still Akbar was in a fix.Then his eyes gleamed as a solution occured to him.He called up Birbal for the final time and told him 'See I am giving you a lifeline,if you can solve this problem for me in two days your position will remain.' 'Jo Hukum' said Birbal as he went away pondering on the problem.
That night Birbal went to the Pandit's guest house and finding the door open swept in fast.Then he gave a thundering kick on the sleeping Pandit's ass and the thunderstruck pandit woke up shouting 'Dhai Kiri kiri golomri...' :'(
The riddle was solved before Akbar the next day and Birbal :) instead of the Oriya Pandit was reinstated in the court of nine Jewels"
Moral
"Never hide ur true identity" :D
Addendum
"Even when posting messages in Silchar.com at least register so that people can get back to you.Stand up for for what u say..." ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/14/02 at 00:59:45 » |
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r u a consultant tuxedo. oh yeah, i should first define wat is a consultant.
consultant is a person who
1. goes everywhere without any invitation.
2. he/she tells u things that u already know.
3. and he/she charges u for that.
now the only thing u cant do here is, u cant charge us. bhogobane jeta koroin mongoler laigyai coroin.
u r posting messages everywhere in order to survive. aint it close to begging. now may be according to u "begging is as dignified as asking the prettiest woman on floor to dance with u"
if anyone wants to get back to me, he/she can easily do it here. my name wont make any difference.
i still wonder wat connection u have with rikhsawalas. kuno rikhsawalar bou-re loiya bhagi geshlai ni.
sardarji!!!!!!!!!! durdanto koicho. tumar ghutnar bhitore je dimag ache igu kam korer bujha gelo |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/16/02 at 04:37:41 » |
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Namoshkar aagiya
te apne monohoy peshay ukil.
Ami consultant kina bud paichi na .,
Kitu eta sure babu apne ukil.
Maane 'U kill people ,their dreams thir cows, and...' ;D ;D ;D
Maane hokolta to aar tarko koira hoi na ukil or dour cachari abdi ??? ???
erpore aaila judge saheb aar er ek chul upre consultant.
What happens if u throw a lawyer of the Barak bridge....?
Pollution ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/20/02 at 01:17:09 » |
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21, no 22 including this. i need another 3 after this to make this a very hot topic and thats how i m gonna do it:
(did u notice this registered id, it was not that easy, first i had to register, collect the password from my mail box, change this complicated password, or rather random keystrokes into a nice abusal which i can remember) |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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23, registered id once again.
i think i should type something here, so lets have one sardar joke, which might just propitiate our sardarji here. sardarji, deja vu.
one sardar scientist (joke itself) was doin an experiment on a spider for some unknown reasons:
step 1: he tore 4 legs of that spider and asked him to move, it managed to move a few paces.
step 2: then he tore another 3 legs of that spider and asked him to walk, it somehow managed to crawl a few paces.
step 3: now he chopped the remaining one leg of that spider and asked him to move. this time he couldnt.
conclusion: when all the legs of a spider is slashed it becomes deaf. |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/20/02 at 01:31:03 » |
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okie one more to go after this and i m leaving this one for u. and knowing u i m sure it wont take long. |
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Re: oiiiiiiiiiii john kita koroch
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08/20/02 at 19:55:38 » |
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There u r with a very hot topic.Cong-rats!!! ;D
And thanks, Junta for leaving the onus of making it to me.
As they say "Ustad or mair sesh rait" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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