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intelligent shorder
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07/30/03 at 13:30:28 » |
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Ekbar ek shorderji ekta auto loia Rangirkharith jawath asla.
Adha rasthat jower phore thain mone mone bhabila je amrare shobe awa khoin, mone koroin amra kuntha janina auto ala betare jigai chain tar kharon khita. Thain auto ala betare jigaila " hunoreba, amrare shobe bekuf mono koroin kene"?.Drivare itha hunia koila tik ache manushe tumrare ar bekuf khoitana tumi amar ekta prosner uttar deo, prosnota oilo;amar ghore shorbomut thinjon manush, amar ekta chele, amar bhou milaia duijon, thin nombor manush khe? Shordare khub chinta koria tukaia paila na thin nombor manush ke. Thain autoalare koila ami parchina tumi khoilao uttar. Autoalai koila thin nombor manush oilam ami. Shordare mone khoirla bohut tha hikilam. Thain than barith gia shara shordar-re jomaia khoila"Tumra betain barith thaki barouna, baroile tho kuntha hikithay ar er lagi sara shordar-re manushe bekuf khion, ami bare jaway tura turi hikichi" .Tumra amar ekta prosner uttar deo chaain . Mone koro amar goro thin jon manush, ekjon amar maa, ekjon baba, thin nombor manushta ke?Shara shordare ekdhinor shomoi loila. Sara dhin raith chintha khorthe khorthe phailana uttar.Porer dhin shokhale utia shobe buddhiman shardarer khache gia khoila amra pharchina tumi uttar ta khoilau.Buddhiman betae khub galia khoila otho suja prosnor uttar dhitae pairlae na, er lagi tho tumrare shobe bekuf khoin. Thin nombor manush oilo Silcharer auto driver
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Dear Shilcharites, you may not recognise me my identity is:I am from Udharbond( village :Balighat) I have done B.Sc(Mathematics) from G.C. College in 1995. Now, I am working as a lecturer in Amrapali Institute (Nainital) .Missing all the friends
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Re: intelligent shorder
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08/04/03 at 03:01:54 » |
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Dadareba,
Amar chhuto bela eeta kotobar shunichhi. Notun kotha lekho.
Tobe puran kotha mono hoilo aar moja laglo.
Monohar |
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Gollir Pua
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Re: intelligent shorder
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08/09/03 at 08:19:14 » |
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Dhur!! eta aamrar dadu e koito tatar shomoy er jokes.Mood ta off hoigelo ei jokes shuniya,Mono hoilo ami 150 bosor peeche gesi giya.
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bazlur r khan<milu>
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Re: intelligent shorder
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08/18/03 at 19:09:03 » |
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fantasting, amra baro khushi oilam afner joke faria.amrao afnar matho dukhi.DILLI th thaki.kharaf faibaina amer akhan ufdesh..raith huthia balishar lagi mathain jani thahile dukh khambo.....apner barakar eh karimganji |
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Re: intelligent shorder
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08/29/03 at 09:04:07 » |
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areba,eta bore jokes r hunte bhal lagena...kunta notun thakle phataio...amrar sil site ta re ola bore jokes dia bhoraio na... bye,asha kori r ola bore kicchu lakhtay nay.....balaji. ??? ??? :-X |
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Paritosh Dev.
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Re: intelligent shorder
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09/13/03 at 15:51:25 » |
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Oto lambaaaaaa, dhairja dharena..................... |
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JOKE ENJOY KORTE HOILE SENSE OF HUMOUR LAAGE RE BA
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10/30/03 at 15:25:59 » |
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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the
>>pearly gate Saint Peter
>>told him that new rules were in effect due to the
>>advances in education on
>>earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective
>>heavenly soul must
>>answer two questions:
>>1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
>>2. How many seconds are there in a year?
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>>The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
>>1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are
>> Today and Tomorrow.
>>2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
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>>Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and
>>Tomorrow, even though it's not
>>the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But
>>how did you get only
>>12 seconds in a year?"
>>The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,
>>March 2nd, etc...." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o :o :o :o :o :o |
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Re: intelligent shorder
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10/31/03 at 06:01:01 » |
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Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.
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Re: intelligent shorder
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11/23/03 at 20:52:11 » |
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ek bar santia ar bantia singh amrar presidency electione bhag loila. je hetu amrar jail singh age president asla tain introduce korla je next kunu sarar jodi indiar president hoi tare ekta test pass korte hoibo. te santia ar age call ailo. satia gelo bhitre. examinerre blackboarde "M" likhia jigaila "bolo santia yeh kounsa sabd hai aur isse kya hota hai. santia khusi dekhe ke. he koilo " pra ji yeh hai em aur em for mother ji". sunia to examiner khusi hoila koila " sabash sere panjab". santia gela giya ar bantia to ostir kita hoilo bhitre. santia koilo " oi bantia tu M for mother parke ja, ohi puche hega". bantia khub porlo M for mother, M for mother. Tarpore bantiar call ailo. examinere jigailo "bol banita blackboard mein kya likha hai". bantiai khub dari uri hatlailo, tarpore examiner re koilo " o praji dekhne ko to santia ki mata ji lag rahi hei par ulti kyon latki hui hai patta nahi." |
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Re: intelligent shorder
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11/27/03 at 00:01:35 » |
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[quote author=samboji link=board=0420&num=1059562828&start=0#8 date=11/23/03 at 20:52:11]
ek bar santia ar bantia singh amrar presidency electione bhag loila. je hetu amrar jail singh age president asla tain introduce korla je next kunu sarar jodi indiar president hoi tare ekta test pass korte hoibo. te santia ar age call ailo. satia gelo bhitre. examinerre blackboarde "M" likhia jigaila "bolo santia yeh kounsa sabd hai aur isse kya hota hai. santia khusi dekhe ke. he koilo " pra ji yeh hai em aur em for mother ji". sunia to examiner khusi hoila koila " sabash sere panjab". santia gela giya ar bantia to ostir kita hoilo bhitre. santia koilo " oi bantia tu M for mother parke ja, ohi puche hega". bantia khub porlo M for mother, M for mother. Tarpore bantiar call ailo. examinere jigailo "bol banita blackboard mein kya likha hai". bantiai khub dari uri hatlailo, tarpore examiner re koilo " o praji dekhne ko to santia ki mata ji lag rahi hei par ulti kyon latki hui hai patta nahi."
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Ita beta purana joke sunaiya bore kene koro be..... beta nokol mar-lai tao bhul bhal..... galat dari dau gi bujlaini |
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Re: intelligent shorder
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11/27/03 at 10:04:04 » |
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Sardar 2 Sardar: Aaa re praji app eye funeral durbin se q dekh re-he ho???
Sarder: nai ji suna tha ki mor ne wala mera "BOHOT DHUR KA RESHTEDAR THA" ;D |
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