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hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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11/26/01 at 12:24:22 » |
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helllo collegiatian where r u all? lets start a new chain in this adda pls reply soon rajyashree |
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SaugataC saugataC
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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Hi All Collegiatians This is a very nice suggestion by rajyashree. I am Saugata ( `92 passout).We think this way we can have a home for all past and collegiatians on the net. We need to assert our roots to the school which has shaped our life.Hope this will get a overwhelming response from all collegiatians. |
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saurav (Guest) Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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hi everybody, it's nice to have a place for all the collegiatians so that they can share views with each other... im saurav( '97 passed out) & hope that other collegiatians will join this x-clusive club
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rajyashree Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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12/21/01 at 05:04:16 » |
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thanks sourav and saugat fo ur response good luck |
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saurav (Guest) Guest
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happy new year
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12/26/01 at 11:57:55 » |
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hi everybody wish u all merry X mas & happy new year :)
saurav |
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rajyashreee Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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12/28/01 at 05:35:34 » |
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:) :-* :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)happyyyyyyyyyy new year to allllllllllllllll rajyashree |
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rajyashreee Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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:) :-* :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)happyyyyyyyyyy new year to allllllllllllllll rajyashree |
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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[quote author=rajyashree_dutta link=board=1998&num=1006799064&start=0#0 date=11/26/01 at 12:24:22] helllo collegiatian where r u all? lets start a new chain in this adda pls reply soon rajyashree [/quote] :D |
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ajay agarwal Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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12/30/01 at 03:23:50 » |
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:D hello collegiations how r u all at different parts of India in fact at the different parts of the world. Have a great coming year and I wish u all a very Happy New Year. This is ajay (1994 passed ) |
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Naam nai Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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Kita go Rajyashree,
Amar Uttor to dilai na? Kita tumi engaged ni?
Uttor deo tara tari.
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Rajyasree's Boyfriend Guest
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Hello 'Naam Nai' Bhai......
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01/03/02 at 08:30:27 » |
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"Naam Nai" bhai, Rajyasree engaged... aamar loge engaged. "Naam Nai" bhai please eai topic ta niya beshi ghataghati kario na... Keu aamrare loiya publicly matouk, ita aami aar Rajyasree pachanda kari na ... So please eai bishaye aar matio na. Aasha kari tumi bhadrotar khatire aar eai bishaye mattay na..... Anyway Happy New Year to all.... |
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rajyashree Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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01/06/02 at 04:19:55 » |
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hi friends i hv started this chain with a view to meet the collegiate people and so that we can share some sweet memories of our school days , but i think it is taking a different turn b'cos of some ignorant people by all rubbish sort of talks . i call them ignornt becos they don't know the beauty of friendship so its a request to all those to pls keep it a clean chat over here , & pls try to maintain the sanctity of our purpose. keep smiling rajyashree |
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Ruptapas Chakraborty Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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01/26/02 at 00:16:38 » |
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::)Hello to all!! and specially to Rajyashree for starting a great concept called(The S.C.S Chain). I'am a passout of 94 batch and if you are Rajyashree, then i think I know you personally because I am Ruptapas Chakraborty. Enjoy life... By. |
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BRAINWASH 1 Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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RAJYASHREE & "NAAM NAI BHAI"
TUMRA DHUIJON BHALA AASONI ? TUMRARE LOIYA MANSHE OTO KHAURI KHAIN KENE ?. TUMRAR SARAM HAYA NAINI. "NAAM NAI" BHAIRE KOIAR TUMAR RAJYASHREE RE BAZARO KHULA CHARI DILAINI . JE JEMNE PARRA LEKITRA. THURA HONEWALA BOUER KIAL RAKOTE. NA TUMIO COLLEEGE ER BARINDAD ADDA MARRAI . JADI TUMI TUMAR RAJYASHREE RE SHAMLAITE NA PARO THAILE AMRAR KACHE BOMBAI PATAO. AMARA TUMAR BOURE BALA TIKE "BRAINWASH" KORIA DIMU. KARON JEBAI AMRA SILCHAROR WEBSITE KHULI THAKAON U TUMAR BOUER NAAM PAI. TUMAR BOU KITA CHARA GORU NI. JEBAI MONOKHOI OBAIDI JAI. AAR MANUSHE JETA MONOKHOI LEKHOIN. TARA TARI BIYA KORO THAILE MANUSHE LEKHA BADHDIBA . BIYA KORIA BOMBAI AIYO THAILE AAMRA NARIMAN POINT, JUHU BEACH ETC. GURAIMU. OKEY AAJKER LAGI OTOKHAN THAKUK. |
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rajyashree Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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02/06/02 at 05:50:35 » |
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hiii how ru alll hey i am in bangalore right now , got ajob here , i am happpyyyy byeee |
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Deb Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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02/06/02 at 08:37:01 » |
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Hi rajyashreee
Can you remember me.
I am also in B'lore.
Working here.......
Take care
Mail me Debu
deb@comnisoft.com |
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abhisek Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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02/21/02 at 08:19:32 » |
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great work rajashri di, i m a 96 pass out from this school.and i loved every year of it. from the ml talukdar days to the ratna mam scandals.hope more people would write their views in these columns like gc college , collegiate also holds a big place in our hearts . bring it out. i still remember shama sir , sharmistha mam, jaya mam, lipika mam,any 96 batch guy or girl if u happen to see this writing please reply back to
dasabhisek@hotmail.com
greater identification (kesto)
thats a name i have carried all my schooling yrs i hated it then but now that no one calls me that i really miss it
s.c.s zindabad
>:( >:( >:(use this space to write sane matters and not propose to beautiful girls whom u didnt have the guts to talk to even when u saw them for real
bye ;) |
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rajyashree Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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02/21/02 at 09:00:11 » |
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thx abhishek for jottinf dn ur experince, keep this chain alive.. right now i am in bangalore working but still the memories of our great school days r alive ... those anual sports time, those sarawati puja, those time when we used to enjoy alot participating in parade competuition(1st baisakh...netajis b'day ...... hey if u guys remeber i was awarded best cadet 2ice .. real proud i ammm ... just kidding),it was real fun to be in our school ................ anyway i am unable to recognise u .. u mail me pls and also let me know what r u doing at present
till then bye rajyashree ::) |
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abhisek Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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02/23/02 at 07:21:32 » |
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hi didi u might not remember me but u know my sis(supriya di) well my home name is raja if that helps matters. but even if u dont get it, it doesnt matter it just shows we had a lot of students. ;D ;D. now i am doing niit(gniit) from south ex center delhi i m in my last sem. bye for now hope this page continues to recieve more messages. what job r u doing? |
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rajyashree Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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03/19/02 at 09:00:10 » |
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hiiii alll coming after along time .. busy a bit with my work.. anyway abhishek u wanted to know somthing ... i work in aplacement consultancy here in bangalore as executive -resourcing.
and what about u ??/ what about other collegiattians?? i really miss school & all the lovely moments i spent.
anyway bye now
iam on my way from office
see u rajayshree :D
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Santanu (Guest) Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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03/20/02 at 02:51:38 » |
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Hi all collegiatians and specially rajyashree(or should i call you CAPTAIN---the name given to u by dibakar). Well it seems u have kept up your leadership qualities. It's a great idea to start this new chain. Hope you recognise me----1993 passout(SCS). All the best from my side for more interesting ventures from u in the near future. But one thing is that u shouldn't forget your friends. Am i right? Will be waiting for your reply.
Santanu. |
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rajyashree Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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03/23/02 at 08:17:15 » |
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hi sanatnu how can i forget u u dumbo hey listen i never forget my friends
anyway how ru? for me i am still homesick away from home
bye now expect more collegiatians to join here
rajyashree :o
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ke ba!!! Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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04/06/02 at 12:09:13 » |
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long live collegiate |
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rajyashree Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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04/25/02 at 06:46:27 » |
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hii everybody !
back again after a long time.. how ru all? for me i am as ususal busy with my job... planning to come back to silchar.. really ia m tied up.... anyway any news of colegiat schooll? if anybody from colegiate school happens to come across this pls drop in a few lines and also let me know the happenings of our gr8 schoool
bye then .. love u alll
rajyashree ::) |
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abhisek Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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04/28/02 at 07:17:53 » |
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its sad that this is not filling up as it should.one thing is the present people r too young to go to cyber cafes may be,and the old r just forgetting thier shcool,but i probably wont be able to forget all those years, a request to the admin plz put this page as a link in the front page we will have a lot more response have a great bengali new year bye ;D |
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Ruptapas Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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04/30/02 at 07:59:24 » |
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:D Hello every body. This page has really kept everyone connected specially the SCS troop. I think we should try to make this saction a hit. Since I am from the same school and from the same place I want to share my web page with U, which I recently launched. http://www.geocities.com/ruptapasonline/hi.html
Do send in your reactions..... By for now... |
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rajyashree Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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05/01/02 at 08:59:02 » |
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hiii all
how ru? for me i am fine ... hey abhshek why don't u mail me
my id is drajyashree@silchar.com mail me bro !! ok anyway tata now .. hope this page gets more posts bye love u all rajyashree |
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Rajib (Guest) Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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05/13/02 at 11:50:17 » |
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Hi to all my fellow school mates :D I am Rajib Saha and a 92 pass out. Its been good 10 yrs that I passed out of the school but memories of it are still vibrant. It is a good school. And I hope its doing great. Have not heard much about the school off lately. I hope Motilal Sir and Ratna Miss are still hangin there ;D
And yes thanks to Rajyashree for starting the chain.
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rajyashree Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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05/15/02 at 08:40:45 » |
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hii alll is any body in bangalore right now??
and anybody going to silchar in the 2 nd week of june.. if so pls contact me my id is drajyashree@silchar.com..
and rajib da thanks for dropping down here.
bye all take care rajyashree |
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Debjani Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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05/24/02 at 01:28:05 » |
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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, All my collegiate friends :-* Miss those days cho cho much :-[, our narendrada, shyama sir, Ratmna miss >:(, sweet sarmistha madam :-* and all my memories, really Rajyashree i appreciate you for doing this wonderful work of reuniting the days. Really those were golden days, I can't forget those days. Do you remember the time of parade and when we were so prowd to see Rajyashree Dutta as our Parade Captain and the functions where you "Kutti" danced. Do you still dance Rajyashree? and i enjoyed you and shyamshree dancing together. :) OK bye for now Love you all :o Keep smiling 8) Love, debjani "LONG LIVE SCS, WE LOVE YOU 2 MUCH AND MISS YOU A LOT" :'( :-/ |
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abhisek Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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05/24/02 at 02:57:53 » |
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hi its great to see new people coming to this platform. now i believe that after gcc ours is the most happening page.in this funner dukaner list,hope it gets more posts i m now in silchar will reach delhi on 5th of june,debjani u didnt write where u work+study is it aptech south exc then i can meet u bye |
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Ruptapash Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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05/27/02 at 06:54:38 » |
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Hello fokes.... It is nice to see all old friends sharing their chunk of memories about the most cool "Gurukul" in this earth. Do keep coming... Here's a joke for all my friends.... "When a bagger meets a software Eng. What is the most obvious question that they ask each other? Ans: On which platform are you working."
........till I next meet keep smiling ;D By. |
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rajyashree Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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05/29/02 at 08:05:12 » |
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hiiiiii alll how ru.... nice to see all your postings....and a spl thanks to ruptapash for coming out with such a nice jokes..
hope you will come with better next... any present colegiatians if happen to pass by this coloumn ..pls do post in your opinion..
tata byee
rajyashree |
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abhisek Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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06/05/02 at 08:25:28 » |
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hi its nice see this page growing and ruptapash da for ur joke it was realy witty,i m sharing one though its not veg but it was one that was closest to it
When a Sardar was asked why he was beaten in a public place, Sardarji said- "I was in crowded bus and my Photo fell from wallet, so I asked lady in front "madam", Please lift sari I want to take photo." hey hope u all like it
its better than the one shama sir used to tell us, hey any one has any news about ratna mam
rajyashreedi sorry for not mailing but couldnt find what to write
bye |
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mahua (Guest) Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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06/08/02 at 01:09:05 » |
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abhishek,dont be so stupid... what a dirty joke it was... don't write such a stupid thing. i came along with my hubby to show him this beautiful platform but unfortunately ur stupid jokes made all things shattered... don't write all those stupid things next time |
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rajyashree Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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hi all and hi mahuya...are u mahuya didi of silchar collegiate school(90 ) ..pls let me know... and also abhishek pls don't com with this type of jokes .. u had been very sweet & decent.. what happened to u all of a sudden .. i hope u won't do this again
bye rajyashree :o |
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madhumita deb Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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06/10/02 at 04:06:46 » |
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comon mahua don't be so stupid... jokes should be taken in a light mood. i don't know abhishek but iam ex.colligiate (92).. and you always remain snob. tring to humiliate others.. i know you from school days.. you r not fit for north india.. .. these jokes are nothing.so,pl. take those jokes in a lght manner. and don't mind abhishek... iam like ur elder sister, iam from silchar(rabindra sarani)... so this mahua has always got some problem .. i know her very well... |
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abhisek Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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hey hey hey i never thought a stupid joke could create so much tension in ranks of fellow collegitians,i m sorry if i hurt the feelings of people but u had to sense the fun in a joke and not delve into it so much that u make it a trouble, sorry for the inconvinience that i may have caused , though i would thank madhumita di for her support,i think u know my sister supriya roy,she was in the 92 batch, mahua di sorry to u personally,but sorry to say u if u didnt find the first page annoying then my joke was not that vulgar, and rajyashree di its not always that guys are sweet and decent you have to accept their other side too, sorry again and tell me what i can do to rectify my error i would love to oblige bye abhisek ;) |
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Ruptapash Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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Hello silky :D silcharians. How going? and specially the "collegiate band". It's great seeing the turn-up growing like wild fire...keep it up. Here's a request to all, that if you all have some latest reflections of our dream school please do share in.
Best of luck to all...Enjoy life. By... |
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rajyashree Guest
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cheer up folks
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06/11/02 at 09:56:37 » |
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hii all hey what happened?? why so tension in this platform.... relax.. why u all r fighting on such a small issue... and abhishek u don't hv to apologise so much .. take it easy
and mahua ... pls wil u tell me about urself pls...i mean which batch?
bye bye keep smiling
rajyashree :D |
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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06/12/02 at 16:57:41 » |
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I am sure that's not the Mohua from ('90) batch. Mohua from ('90) batch can write better jokes than the one Abhishek wrote... believe me... |
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Debjani Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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06/14/02 at 02:07:19 » |
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Dear All, ;) Long time, well whats happening here ???, why we r discussing whose jokes r better and whose descent. This is a medium where we share our memories and everybody is equally good. So no need 2 discuss and fight after a joke afterall jokes r jokes and one would share a joke where he or she is better aquainted and not a "ojana place" so lets smile and laugh and remember one thing "Life is 2 small 2 fight and so better make it memorable" :D Love U all, Debjani ;D |
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santanu (Guest) Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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Hi everybody, well mahua i think u r in delhi. So please do one thing.......daily morning go through the Internet Humour section given in Times of India(New Delhi edition). Now you think the joke sent by Abhisek was dirty and by sending such a joke he has shattered such a good platform started by rajyashree. If u think so then on reading the jokes given in internet humour section of times of india you will say that the paper has shattered Delhi. Come on be practical. Being my senior i think u r matured. Nothing is clean or dirty, it's our attitude towards it that counts and forms our perception. Abhisek don't be upset, there was nothing vulgar in your joke and we all enjoyed it. Actually all depends on how we interpret something, how we look at something. wishing all the best for all collegiatians wherever you are. bye santanu(93 batch) |
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mahua (Guest) Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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06/15/02 at 23:19:37 » |
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no comments, if u find out only humour section in times of india is imp. i've no comments... ask to read all those to ur girlfriend or would be wife.... |
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rajyashree Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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06/15/02 at 23:21:13 » |
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hi, what is going on ? pl.stop all those ... |
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tusi Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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06/17/02 at 03:09:24 » |
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what ashame... all of them from the same having fight with each other..f**K you man... |
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abhisek Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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hey its lovely to get so much attention, man you just can't do but fall in love with the fact that you started mayhem, here some fuel for the fire tell me if u like it
1. At the movies When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question-Hey, what are you doing here? Answeront u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question-Sorry, did that hurt? Answer-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question-Why, why him, of all people. Answer-Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good ?? Answer-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question-Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question-Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question-Hey have you had a haircut? Answer-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question-Tell me if it hurts? Answer-No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question-Oh, so you smoke. Answer-Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
those were nice heres the last q:why did u put up a silly joke in this pages? a: what can i do i didn't find a "PG" written outside for those uninitiated "PG"=parental guidence
abhisek
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Santanu (Guest) Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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Hi, yes mahua it's good that you don't have any comments to give. I find the internet humour section of Times of India to be very humorous, refreshing and enjoyable along with all other sections of this particular newspaper, which is a leading daily of India edited by a prominent "cultured" person. And you can be assured that i do share all those jokes with my girl friend or would be wife who takes them in the right spirit as being a reasonable level headed person and not a moron. Sorry raj i never meant to engage myself in this debate and dishonour this section which is a great brain child of yours. But some people never change as to be beleived from the posting of Madhumita.. |
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ruptapash Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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06/18/02 at 08:34:55 » |
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Great...Hello all... It's natural... what else can u expect in a summer month...Hot...hot...hot... but yes after some cool showers from "mahua" "shantanu" "rajyashree" ... it,s quite coooool now. I was thinking why I thought of writing jokes... ;)
By the way...i hope u all r following the world cup... Do u know in a football match who suffers the most...ofcourse the cute "BALL" ...( uuff the kicks ). I know the above lines will just go off without disturbing your funny bone... but that's the way it is... :)
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ruptapash Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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Great...Hello all... It's natural... what else can u expect in a summer month...Hot...hot...hot... but yes after some cool showers from "mahua" "shantanu" "rajyashree" ... it,s quite coooool now. I was thinking why I thought of writing jokes... ;)
By the way...i hope u all r following the world cup... Do u know in a foot-ball match who suffers the most...ofcourse the cute "BALL" ...( uuff the kicks ). I know the above lines will just go off without disturbing your funny bone... but that's the way it is... :)
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ruptapash Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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06/18/02 at 08:38:43 » |
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Great...Hello all... It's natural... what else can u expect in a summer month...Hot...hot...hot... but yes after some cool showers from "mahua" "shantanu" "rajyashree" ... it,s quite coooool now. I was thinking why I thought of writing jokes... ;)
By the way...i hope u all r following the world cup... Do u know in a foot-b-a-l-l match who suffers the most...ofcourse the cute "BALL" ...( uuff the kicks ). I know the above lines will just go off without disturbing your funny bone... but that's the way it is... :)
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JOKE Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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06/19/02 at 12:52:20 » |
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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them,".
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Arabs and one blonde with big *$##.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big *$?## ? "
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about 140 million Arabs!"
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questions Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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06/20/02 at 08:35:39 » |
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* If it's zero degrees outside today, and it issupposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? * Why is it called building when it is already built? * If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? * Is it possible to be totally partial? * If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? * If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting? * If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? * Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? * When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? * If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? * Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? * If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,cowboys deranged,models deposed, dry cleaners depressed? * Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe,you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? * Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? * If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? |
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Ruptapash Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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06/28/02 at 06:29:34 » |
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Hello Great Jokes...jokes and more jokes...my jaws & chicks are really suffering a lot... By the way "Friends"...how are you all? ;)keep connected....by for now. |
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coolabhi coolabhi
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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06/30/02 at 09:53:22 » |
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hi every body the war seems to have subsided a bit, hey this is abhisek in a new avatar,i got myself registered with mahaadda and will post in this name from now
to continue the tradition a joke
A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores.
"That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right stall so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate."
Satisfied that his wife could understand the instructions, the farmer left for town.
That afternoon, the 'Inseminator' arrives, and the wife dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the stall with the nail.
"This is the cow right here," she tells him.
"What's the nail for?" the guy asks.
Replies the wife, "I guess it's to hang up your pants."
hope all you elder sisters dont mind,
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rajyashree Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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07/01/02 at 05:52:12 » |
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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii alllll i am back in silchar how ru alllll and hi abhishek.... my god ... good contributions i mean with your jokes... anyway how ru ? and your fight with mahua is over it seems... aur bolo tomrar kemon choler.. ammi to silchare aassi aar kita kou??/ shantanu kemon achis reeeeee
janais
bye then rajyashree |
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Shan Guest
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Re: hello collegiatians(silchar collegiate school)
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07/01/02 at 11:16:36 » |
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Hiiii everybody, raj u must be feeling great after reaching silchar. How's is life there and how are all my other friends. I am also dying to return but don't think that will be able | |