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akta nuton jokes ....
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03/19/04 at 15:37:49 » |
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Hi friends !!!!
Onek din pore abar silchar.com o ailam ....besh kichu din amar jokes niya shobe onek comment korsoin, kintu ami akon shob-er kase onurud korram "Please accept my apology"jodi kuno kharap word use kori or jodi kuno beya-doppi hoy ....
Asha kori amar aj-ker nuton jokes ta poriya shobe ashiba ... ami chai apnara jokon-oi silchar.com web site o aiba ., na ashiya jaita na ... shob shomoy afnader ashite dektam ....
Esa from uk
Jokes ta oilo ....
Naming Conventions
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A guy from Uttar Pradesh (UP) was away from his family for about 4 years while his wife was in Jaunpur (UP). At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son...
His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this "happy event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years...
The man said it is common in UP that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away. The colleagues asked him,"What name will you give to the son?"
The man explained, "If its the second neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be DWIVEDI;
If it is the third neighbour then it would be TRIVEDI,
If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be CHATURVEDI;
If its the fifth neighbour then it would be PANDEY...
After listening to this, questions followed.
What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
"Then the boy would be named MISHRA"...
And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour?
"Then it would be SHARMA"...
But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour?
"Then the name of the child would be GUPTA"...
If she does not remember the name then?
"It is YAAD-AV...
But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?
"Then it will be named DOSHI"...
Finally, if the child happened because of wife's burning desire for sex,?
"Then he will be named JOSHI...
And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?....
DESHPANDEY!!
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Nari
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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03/19/04 at 16:50:47 » |
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Hello Esa, you have again come up with a very nice joke, very good go ahead. |
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wasim
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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03/21/04 at 10:42:14 » |
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Its nice.go ahead |
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rajput
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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03/23/04 at 11:23:33 » |
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This is good. Keep posting. I am in UK too. Are you from Birmingham ? I live there. Would be nice to contact. |
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bebhoota
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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03/23/04 at 14:51:21 » |
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why rajput, do u want to be a good samaritan?? |
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Nari
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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03/23/04 at 17:54:51 » |
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An warm welcome to bebhoota after a long gap. We missed you a lot. |
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Shankar_Chakravarti
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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03/24/04 at 05:32:23 » |
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Dear Bebhoota Babu,
Glad to hear from you after a long time . Sob bala ni ? I request you to register yourself in some name like Senior Bebhoota or Bebhoota Babu or Bebhoota The Great etc. to avoid ID churi, since “Bebhoota” is already registered. Since you know I am I, I must know you are you. OK. |
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Esa
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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03/24/04 at 14:20:32 » |
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Hi Rajput,
This is Esa , nice to hear from you ...Hope to be in touch as you are in B'ham , I live in Reading. You can email me othithi@hotmail.com... I was in B'ham yesterday.... email diyo ...oboshyo deka oibo ...
take care now
bye |
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amitabh
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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03/25/04 at 09:01:31 » |
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Hi Esha,
Fabulous joke yaar,please continue with your good works. |
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amitabh
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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03/25/04 at 09:03:37 » |
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Hi Esha,
Fabulous joke yaar,please continue with your good works. |
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esha
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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03/28/04 at 17:38:32 » |
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esha get somthing new...come out of those mishras and sharmas!! |
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modon
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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03/29/04 at 18:09:29 » |
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Hello Esa , tumi okhon shabdhane thakio tumar dushmon aisoin. |
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Nari
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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03/30/04 at 17:38:12 » |
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Hello Bebhootababu afne lukaijain kene, afne na aile nu adda ta jome na, kaaj kormo to sara jibonu korba ektu faizlami o to korte lage kita koin Shankar babu thik koilam ni.
Aiccha te asha koria jai je next post e bebhoota babure pawa jaibo.
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radha
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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04/06/04 at 16:50:18 » |
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bala asho ni baa! |
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Subroto_29
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Subroto from Berlin
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04/07/04 at 16:40:05 » |
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come up with some decent one |
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munna
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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04/14/04 at 08:02:10 » |
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Besh laglo ba! Ola aroo jokes post korbai asha kori.
SHUVO NOBO BORSHO 2 All |
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santipada kundu
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Re: akta nuton jokes ....
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04/18/04 at 10:16:12 » |
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Good Enough .You should not make this type of Jokes in Silchar.com b,cos it is purely seleti,so,y,r jokes should always be in Selati describing some local kahani.
Thank You
Mr.Joke
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