tuman
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Who speak's best english!!!!!!(very funny lolz)
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03/09/05 at 10:14:12 » |
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So, one day there were three man sitting together in a party, they were having an competition about who speaks best English. :) :)
1st one was an american. :P
2nd one was an italian. :-X
3rd one was an indian<<silchari ofcource>> 8).
So the condition was that they have to make a phrase or sentance with the color GREEN,PINK, YELLOW in english ??? ??? ??? ???.
And whoever say it nicely will be declared the winner.
So the american starts: :D :D I woke up in the morning, I brush my teeth with GREEN tooth brush, then I wore my PINK T-Shirt and I saw the YELLOW sun.
And then the Italian goes: :oI woke up in the morning, I saw my GREEN trees, I saw my PINK car, And i bought an YELLOW toy for my boy.
AT the end it was INdian's turn , so he speaks very proudly: Ohhh!! i woke up in the morning, I heard the phone GREEN GREEN , then i PINK up the phone and i say YELLOW!!! ;) ;) ;) ;)
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taniya
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Re: Who speak's best english!!!!!!(very funny lolz
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03/17/05 at 22:13:05 » |
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Hey Tuman,
I like your joke made me laugh, keep it up! up! up!!!!!!!
Taniya |
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didibhai
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Re: Who speak's best english!!!!!!(very funny lolz
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05/09/05 at 07:27:37 » |
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This is a story about who is the best.
Three delegates meet at a global function. An American, an English man and a Bangladeshi. The American and the English man are boasting about their achievements.
American. "My country has developed one of the best aeroplane in the world, it goes touches the ozone layer, well its only short by 2 inches".
Englishman: "My country has developed the worlds best submarine it touches the ocean floor, well not quite only 2 inches short."
The Bangladeshi feeling left out says: "In my country we eat rice with our nose, not quite only 2 inches short" ;D ;D ;D
Continued.
Three of them are flying in the same plane.
They challenge each other to guess which country they will fly over as they do not know exactly which stops will be made during their journey.
At the first stop the American puts his hand out, and says "well this is definitely the Alps."
Eng & B/deshi: How do you know?
American: Because my hands have just frozen.
Second stop the Englishman puts his hand out. "This is definitely the middle East."
AM/BD: How do you know?
Eng. I have sand all over my hand.
Third stop the Bangladeshi puts his hand out. "This is definitely Bangladesh."
AM/Eng: How do you know?
BD: My watch is missing. ;D ;D ;D
Another one.
A man sitting on a bench in the park, holding his head and nodding. A passer by watches him for sometime then asks him: " what's the matter, why are you nodding your head like this".
Man: I have so much worry and tension its given me a headache, and I can't get rid of it.
Passer: Tell me what your worry is, perhaps, I can help you.
Man: I am in so much debt that I cannot pay up.
Passer: Is that all, no worries man, just go to the people you owe money to and tell them that you cannot pay them, your headache will go away, their headache will start. ;D ;D ;D
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