Rupam
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VICTORY!!!!!
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07/13/02 at 13:12:07 » |
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yes...managed it
somehow India pulled it off at Lords...probably the most memorable one at Lords after 1983
will go down in the annals as a classic...surely. |
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Himadri
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Re: VICTORY!!!!!
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07/14/02 at 17:09:13 » |
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Yes, we won ! ...here's poking some fun at the Poms...
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Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What would Harbhajan Singh be if he was English?
A. An all-rounder. :-)
Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. What's the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. Why don't English fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything. :-)
Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped. :-)
Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Stewart?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the England touring party?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. What advantage do Nasser Hussein, Ronnie Irani and Alex Tudor have over the rest of their team mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.
Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.:-)
Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. Who spent the most time at the crease of anyone in the Ashes series squad?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites.
Q. Why are English cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.
Q. What does Gough put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
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raj eve
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Re: VICTORY!!!!!
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07/16/02 at 09:26:15 » |
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Hulusthul hoilo to.Dekhlay ni Maharaj aar Yubarajer kando karkhana. Dik lagai diche ekkebare.
3 cheers.
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abcd
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Re: VICTORY!!!!!
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07/19/02 at 16:39:30 » |
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Thanks Himadri.
Got something more to intimidate my English Buddies....
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