Biswajit Acharjee
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The Hitech Ramayana
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LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his
queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs-- RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and
SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY . His
brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs.Once when RAM was only 16MB,
he married princess 'C'ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to
INSTAL RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who
was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND ,took
this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real
plotter),and insisted hat her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be
BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At thi s cruel and unexpected
demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM
agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him.
LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest
was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR
of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her.
RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her
distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to
LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight,approached his
uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden
stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM
shot the deer, who,with his last breath,cried out desperately for
LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,'C'ta urged
LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED
'C'ta
from her LIBRARY and changed her
ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
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INTERVAL
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RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over he
forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR
SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to
help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH'
techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all
around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds
and animals not to forget the 'WEB CRAWLERS'( Insects) and tried to
'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO'
but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND' MESSAGES.Several other SEARCH
techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and
used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon
Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local
SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN
used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING
THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a STATUS_OK
MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured
Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN
managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN
happily pressed ESCAPE
from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and
SU-greev.RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and
prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED
RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to
some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's
presense on earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and
spreaded his MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all
USERS and every one lived happily everafter
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