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Sweet Hyderabadi Language
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Sweet Hyderabadi Language
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>When somebody tries to give big lecture telling people what is right
>andwrong ”Khaali peeli dimaag kharab karra”
>
>When somebody tries to be over smart “hush shari kar ra saala”
>
>When somebody asks address then whoever hears him asking the address
>comes
>near his vehichle and starts giving him direction “Woh jo pan ka dabba dikh
>ra aage uske baad 2 qadam pe ek galli hain, wahan left mudhiye, phir ek
>hajjam ki dukan aaingi, usku lagke ek galli hain, usme chautha makaan hain
>right ko. Peele color ki gate hai dekho”
>
>Early morning in almost all mohallas of hyd there would be big sound of
>“Cheete wale mauz, 2 rupiye dazan”
>
>When some kid does not go to school and is seen playing by any adult of
>the
>mohalla “Kya re es-school nahin jaake galli main goliyan khel ra, thair
>tumhare baava ko boltaun sham ku”
>
>Behind many autos “Maa ki dua”
>
>Standard Bargaining “Rickshaw Tappa Chabutra chodh te kya. 4 rupie
>hote.2detiyu, chalte to bolo . Kya Qala itne kam bolrai aap. Accha 3 rupiye
>de do. Accha chalo”
>
>Elderly people of the mohalla at hotel “Aaj kal ke potte, pottiyon ke
>dimaaga kharab ho gaye Abdul Bhai. Potton to subah sham cricket hain,
>pottiyon ko subah sham tv, gaana bajana bas yahi hain dekho. Sahin
>bolrain
>
>Khader Bhai, in logon ka kya hota ki aage, choto badon ki tameez hi
>nahin
>hain yeh laundon main. Apne bachpane main, badon ke samne topi pahne bagair
>nahin jaate the apan loga”.
>
>When they are having this discussion a small 6 year kid is going to
>hotel
>to bring chai for his father. While passing by this group he is singing a
>chalu song outloud “Maza karle meri jaan, phir se
>na honge jawan. Bura wura mat kahon, bura hain shaitan. Phir se na honge
>jawan re jawan -----". Imagine the faces of the oldies
>
>Friends going to movie
>
>Kaleem: Arre Abdul kaa ja ra re tip top hoke.
>Abdul: Filim ku ja rau, chalta kya.
>Kaleem: Nahin tu jaa, main fakhad hoon.
>Abdul: Kare na pinde ki baat. Tumhare ku paise kaun diyon bole. Tu
>Chal,
>mere paas maal hain.
>Kaleem: Happily accha kaunsa dekhenge
>Abdul: Arre Coolie aayi re Yakut main.
>Kaleem: Arre nakko re Yakut main, garmi se mar jaate.
>Abdul: Arre parsu Khader jaake aaya Yakut ku. Bolra tha pankhe chalu
>Karrain kate interval ke baad”
>
>You have to be really true blue hyderabadi to understand this.
>
>Saving from Mandi ka Sauda.”
>8 year old Abdul is seen eating at Gacchup ki bandi by his friend
>khader
>far away from his home.
>Khader: dekh rao Abdul dekh rao tereku
>Abdul: Arre tu idhar kahan se aaya re
>Khader: Thair, boltau beta tumhare ammi ku tu idhar bandi pe khara tha
>bolke
>Abdul: Arre nakko bol re bade bhai, tere paira padh tau
>Khader: Accha thode gacchup khilata kya nahin.
>Abdul: Bandi wale isku 2 gacchup dalo.
>Khader: Kahan se aaye re tere paas itne paise
>Abdul: Aaj mandi gaya tha baap sauda laane.
>Khader: Kitne maara.
>Abdul: 4 rupie tees paise bache
>Abdul: Tu nahin gaya kya aaj.
>Khader: Arre kya b olo woh bandi waale ku. Iski maaki, Kamine ku aaj hi
>aana tha ghar ku.”
>
>After Moli Sahab giving lecture on not going to dargah “Ammi aaj moli
>sahab
>bole darga ku nahin jaana kate. Chhup re potte. Moli Sahab ku kuch bhi
>nahin malum. Unhon wahabde ho gaye kya"
>
>Women watching movie and azaan goes on. Everyone while watching covers
>their heads with their duppattas.
>
>Kid caught by father playing in mohalla at time of exams “Abse nahin
>kartau
>Pappa, Allah ke vaste mereku nakko maro.” Father gives him a sound
>thrashing and says “Mohalle ke awara potton ke saath khelta rahta. Padhne
>likhne ka shaukh hi nahin hain, bas awara gardi hona. Inhe aage jaake
>rikshaw chalata dekho. Agar tu examo main fail hua to nanga karke ghar ke
>bahar bada detaun nahin”.
>
>By the way, you hydis know that this is a routine which happens all the
>time and then when kid passes and the kids mother or grand mother scold the
>father by saying "main boli mera baccha waqat par padh letain magar tumko
>bas bechare bacche ku marna zaroori hain" then, even though the father is
>happy but his standard answer will be "kaisa pass ho gaya ki, ummeed to
>nahin dekhri thi".
>
>
>When one Mohallas guy is in another Mohalla chasing a girl and that
>Mohalle
>ke pahelwan catch him up "
>
>Ghouse Pahelwan: Kya baat hain baba, bahut dikh rain aaj kal idhar aap.
>Romeo: Nahin bhai aise hi jaa raha tha.
>Ghouse Pahelwan: Aap acche ghar ke dikh rai baba, kayku karrai yeh
>harkata.
>Romeo: Main kya kara bhai.
>Ghouse Pahelwan: (After giving a strong thappad) Nataka karre saale.
>Pehchana re main kaun hoon. Yehi cheer detau tereku
>Romeo: Arre kayku marrai bhai, main kya ra.
>Ghouse Pahelwan: (Again giving a strong thappad) Phir bola. Bhag yahan se
>fauran. Bade bade batan karra mere saamne. Agar ab ki baar mahalle main
>dikha to yehi teri khabar khod detau"
>
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Hyderabad....zindabaad.....
Exxxxxcellent! You should read it in original Hyderabadi
ishtyle...
tabbich majaa aatein! ;-)))
In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is Chotu.
His
father is ambitious to educate
Chotu.
> > > > >
> > > > >Chotu goes to school in Tappachaputra.Its principalwas
> > > >educated in
> > > > >Urdu high school and claims
> > > > >that he passed tenth class!
> > > > >
> > > > >There is a school inspection the next day and the conversation
> > > >is
> > > > >as follows :
> > > > >
> > > > >Teacher: Kal inispector ayinga. Kochchanaa (questions)
> > > >puchinga.
> > > > >Sabachchaa padkey aau. Koi galath
> > > > >answer deengaa naa tho main uske pairaan thodtoom.
> > > > >
> > > > >Chotu: Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai hai usku?
> > > >Kya
> > > > >kochchanaa puchta kathey?
> > > > >
> > > > >Teacher: Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich nai. Tu
> > > >tera
> > > > >moo khola to gaaliaan nikaltey. Tereku
> > > > >main absent nai daalthaum. Ghar pe baithkey gotiyaan khel.
> > > >Tu
> > > > >school aayingaa to inispector ke saamney
> > > > >mere izzat ki biryaani karke khaaingaa tu.
> > > > >
> > > > >So our Chotu is excited, goes home and tells his father that
> > > >he is
> > > > >not going to school the next
> > > > >day.
> > > > >
> > > > >Father: Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan ka dabba hai?
> > > > >
> > > > >Gaand pe maartaun saale tu ischool nai gaya to.
> > > > >
> > > > >Chotu: Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke.
> > > > >
> > > > >Father: Usku akhal hai! Begum suno! Chotu ischool nai
> > > >jayinga
> > > > >kathey kal.Agar iney ischool nai gaya to kaise
> > > > >padhinga? Chotu, agar tu kal ischool nahin gaya naa, tere
> > > >haathan
> > > > >pairaan thod daaltaum.
> > > > >
> > > > >So Chotu cries and finally agrees to go to school.
> > > > >
> > > > >Next day in school,
> > > > >
> > > > >Teacher is very upset to see Chotu back:
> > > > >
> > > > >Teacher: Arey teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kyun aaya
> > > >re?
> > > > >
> > > > >Chotu: Mera bava gaand phodtum bola ischool nai gaya to.
> > > > >
> > > > >Teacher: offo?! Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal. Last bench
> > > >pe
> > > > >baith aur inispector aya to chchup jaa.
> > > > >Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karinga naa meri noukri gaand
> > > >lag
> > > > >jayingi.
> > > > >
> > > > >So Chotu goes to sit in the last bench hiding behind a tall
> > > >guy.
> > > > >
> > > > >Inspector comes for the visit.
> > > > >
> > > > >Inspector: Adaab.
> > > > >
> > > > >Teacher: Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab.
> > > > >
> > > > >Kochchanaa puchey to answeraan yun bolte.
> > > > >
> > > > >Inspector: Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever hai aapke
> > > > >
> > > > >bachchey? Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal - Hamarey body mein
> > > >sab
> > > > >se nazook cheez kaun si hai?
> > > > >
> > > > >Teacher: Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey!
> > > > >
> > > > >Imtiyaz: Saab, Khaleja saab.
> > > > >
> > > > >Inspector: Aisa! ..... woh kyun?
> > > > >
> > > > >Imtiyaz: Saab, khaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar woh gaya
> > > >naa,
> > > > >kuch bhi nahin hota saab.
> > > > >
> > > > >Inspector: Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi?
> > > > >
> > > > >Teacher: Arey Akram, tu bata re.
> > > > >
> > > > >Akram: Saab bheja saab. Bhejey ku khuch bhi hua to
> > > > >
> > > > >kuch yaad nahin rehta saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai
> > > > >
> > > > >karthey, iscooter ku kick bhi nai maar sakthey saab.
> > > > >
> > > > >Inspector: Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu.
> > > > >
> > > > >Chutiye ke jaiseich answeraan bolrai naa!!
> > > > >
> > > > >In the meantime Chotu is trying very hard to hide but
> > > >Inspector
> > > > >sees him. He thinks Chotu is hiding
> > > > >because he does not know the answer.
> > > > >
> > > > >Inspector: Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa
> > > > >
> > > > >woh pottey ka naam kya hai?
> > > > >
> > > > >Teacher: kaun saab? .......Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku dikhaa
> > > >re
> > > > >tu) Woh Chotu hai saab.
> > > > >
> > > > >Inspector: Chotu? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se lagaathey
> > > >re
> > > > >bhai naamaan! Chotu, woh lambu ke
> > > > >peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu?
> > > > >
> > > > >Chotu: Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringi saab.
> > > > >
> > > > >Inspector: Tereku yaa mereku??
> > > > >
> > > > >Teacher: Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku maarthaum
> > > >aapku.
> > > > >Ye potta ekdam badmaash hai
> > > > >saab,
> > > > >
> > > > >jhoot bolraa. Abey Chotu, answer maloom hain to bol nai tho
> > > > >khaamoosh baith jaa mere baap tere pau
> > > > >padthaum.
> > > > >
> > > > >Chotu: Saab sabse nazook cheez apne body mein Gaand hai
> > > >saab.
> > > > >
> > > > >Teacher: Allah!! Iney moo khola meri gaand lag gayi re!!!
> > > > >
> > > > >Inspector: Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar badon ke
> > > >saamney
> > > > >aisaich baathaan karthey! Yeich
> > > > >sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-bavaa? Gaand kahaan kaa answer hai
> > > >re?
> > > > >
> > > > >Chotu: Hau saab, gaand ich sabse naazook cheez hai.
> > > > >
> > > > >Kaiku boletho wahaan pe dilli mein baamb phata....Yahan
> > > >Hydrabad
> > > > >mein apni gaand phat
> > > > > thi..Yahaan old city mein gadbadaan shuru hothey....wahaan
> > > >new
> > > > >city mein sabki gaand phat thi.
> > > > >
> > > > >Uttaa kaiku saab, main yeh answer bolraun naa,
> > > > >mere teacher ki gaand phatri dekho!
> > > > >
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