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Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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02/21/04 at 10:25:02 » |
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Some Thoughts on Love and Marriage
· A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
· A happy marriage is a matter of give and take. The husband gives and the wife takes ... Or is it the other way around?
· A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
· A man advertised in the classifieds, "Wife wanted." Next day, he received 100 letters. They all said, "You can have mine."
· A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
· A man complained about having had two unhappy marriages. His first wife divorced him and his second wife wouldn't.
· A man discovered his credit card had been stolen, but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
· A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks. A woman loses hers after four kisses. H. L. Mencken, 1880-1956
· A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married. H. L. Mencken, 1880-1956
· A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
· A man who says marriage is a 50%-50% proposition doesn't understand two things:
1. Women
2. Fractions
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
· A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
· A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.
· A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
· A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
· A woman said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." He answered, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
· A woman yelled at her husband, "I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" He replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry me!"
· A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her ... A man, of the woman who didn't.
· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
· Abstain from wine, women, and song -- mostly song.
· According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is her eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is ... they're a bunch of liars.
· Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
· All men are animals. Some just make better pets.
· All men are idiots and I married their King.
· Any married man should forget his mistakes -- no use in two people remembering the same thing.
· At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
· Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent.
· Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
· Best way to get a man to do something: Suggest he is too old for it.
· Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde
· Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.
· Do you believe in love at first sight ... or should I walk by you again?
· Do you know the best way for a guy to impress a girl at the gym? The best way is to do pull-ups ... pull up in a Corvette, pull up in a Rolls-Royce, pull up in a Cadillac ...
· Don't imagine you can change a man ... unless he's in diapers.
· Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
· Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
· First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
· For 40 years my wife and I never talked to one another. Then one night the TV broke down and I discovered she could only speak German.
· Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
· God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
· Guys have feelings, too. But, like ... who cares?
· Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
· How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
· Husband and cat lost ... Reward for cat.
· Husbands should come with instructions.
· I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time," she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
· I bought my wife one of those new mood rings. When she's in a good mood, it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on my forehead.
· I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
· I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
· I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months ... I don't like to interrupt her.
· I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her.
· I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
· I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
· I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she usually gives me.
· I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
· If it is not Valentine's day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"
· If the effort that went into research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
· If they put a man on the moon ... they should be able to put them all up there.
· If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
· If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose which to save ... would you go to lunch or to a movie?
· If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.
· I'm happily married ... but my wife isn't.
· In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
· It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
· It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
· It was not the apple on the tree, but the pair on the ground, that caused the trouble in the garden.
· It wasn't actually a divorce -- I was traded.
· Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
· Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
· Love is grand.
Divorce is about 10 grand.
· Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.
· Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. H. L. Mencken, 1880-1956
· Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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Nari
Nari
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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02/24/04 at 17:17:01 » |
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Really very funny and entertaining too. But unfortunately not actual facts. |
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Sandipan Suklabaidya
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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[quote author=kanad link=board=1998&num=1077353702&start=0#0 date=02/21/04 at 10:25:02]
· Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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gr8 funda Kanad... people often forget this basic funda...but they realize soon after being sentenced "umor Quaid" :) :D ;D |
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mrinmoyb
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/20/04 at 12:47:05 » |
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Aare ita kichu diso Kanad.....igu ekdom 100% thik... |
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asiti
asiti
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/20/04 at 16:09:01 » |
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Kita ba Mrinmoy...Biya kortai nai ni? ;D
Koria dekho reba....er por poila bochhor u ulta geet gaibai ;D ;D
Porer bochhor, jodi Sahi Salamat thako....tokhon tuar mail or opekkha kormu. ;D |
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Rupam
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/20/04 at 16:26:17 » |
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Before Marrige
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takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin Mumtaz nahi milti !
After Marriage
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takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin Mumtaz nahi marti !!
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Nari
Nari
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/20/04 at 22:36:30 » |
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Ekta kotha sunchilam "way through a man's heart is through his stomach"
taar maane kita hoilo................................................
shob chalera petuk.......................ha ha ha
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Jimut
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/20/04 at 22:46:11 » |
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Oi OI....I fully agree with most of the statements
Ita Biya-shaadi ita shob shaarer gubor maane oi English-o jeta koin aarki...
Biya-ua koriya kuno laabh nai... |
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arua
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/22/04 at 20:56:41 » |
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are jimut da,
ekdom moner kotha koiso.......Sanjeeb Chatterjee e lekhsila
"mala, shanai aur topor, ye tino hai fasi ka fanda"....ekdom khati kotha.....maximum biyai 6 maser shorgo, ar tar pore ononto norokbas.......maiggo...... |
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Nari
Nari
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/28/04 at 00:03:55 » |
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Tumra shober baktyba shunia amar Hum tum picturer ekta gaan mono hoise .............tumrar lagiya ekdom fit boi
gore gore se chore ,gore gore se chore
..........................har larki pyari bin jimmevari
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hain jibon mela par shaadi jhamela.......................
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jab ye bhure ho jayenge khas khas ke rehenjayenge
kande pe koi haath na hoga , humdom koi saath na hoga
ishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
tumrar kotha chinta koria to amar dor lager................
kita hoibo hain bhogoban. |
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Rupam
Rupam
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/29/04 at 13:11:17 » |
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Umeed ishk se naaraaz raha karti hein
Dil me rehke raaz kiya karti hein
Tajmahal to har koi bana nahi paate
Har dil me lekin ek mumtaaz raha karti hein.
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Count_Dracula
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/29/04 at 21:14:02 » |
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Rupam......
You have drawn the [B]Dracula Castle[/B] nicely....
Please have a memorable nightmare...[B]Oh! Me![/B] |
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Shankar_Chakravarti
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/30/04 at 12:42:37 » |
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Count_Dracula Bhai,
Tumi Hyderabad ai jao re ba. Taj Mahal to re ba 350 bochorer purana. Amrar Hyderabad hoilo chairshoo bochorer beshi purana. Tumi ekdiner lagia blood khaoa bandho koria Charminar-or upore boia Hyderabad biriyani khao. Tumar aruchi dur hoi jaibo.
Aitai ni?
“Oh! Me!”
;D ;D |
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Rupam
Rupam
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/30/04 at 13:50:52 » |
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oye oye hyderabad ita besh bhala jega...chuto khato sohor...bhalo rasta ghat...bhir urr kom...sob city amenities...kuno jhamela nai...boro chill life...aoe aoe...
(drakula ita re gacchchibawli t ISB r gate er loge bandiya rakhi dimu...tarpore ticket bechmu exibition koraiys...poisa paawajaibo ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D) |
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Shankar_Chakravarti
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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[quote author=Rupam link=board=1998&num=1077353702&start=0#13 date=09/30/04 at 13:50:52]
oye oye hyderabad ita besh bhala jega...chuto khato sohor...bhalo rasta ghat...bhir urr kom...sob city amenities...kuno jhamela nai...boro chill life...aoe aoe...
(drakula ita re gacchchibawli t ISB r gate er loge bandiya rakhi dimu...tarpore ticket bechmu exibition koraiys...poisa paawajaibo ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D)
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Count Bhai Tumi dekhrai ni, kita horr? :o :o
Ami tumare kato aadar koria daklam ar nijor poisa kharoch koria biriyani khaoairam, aar okhon ei Management Consultant er taal dekho. Chance paia tumare [b]marketable product[/b] banaia bazare beci dilo !!. :o Jetau kou, ei Consultant Saheber “chuto-muto” company beshi kichu dey na thikoi, kintu bakka training dise tare. Tumi Draku Bhai dekhia sunia cholio re ba, vul koriao Gachchibowli-r dike paa maraio na. Charminar ou vala. Khub vala mukta, churi, necklace goinaa sobtaa paoa jay. Sundar sundar maiya-ra aain ino. ;D ;D
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Count_Dracula
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/30/04 at 18:51:28 » |
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Sometimes...mortals like Rupam invite me.....for their disposal..
Today....Rupam has kindly invited me...hence I oblige
[B]Chuk-Chuk-Chuk-Chuk-Chuk-.........[/B]...smells of [B]Charminar[/B]........[B]Chuk-Chuk-Chuk................Oh! Me![/B] |
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Rupam
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/30/04 at 20:34:13 » |
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na na ita opoprochar e kan diben na ;D ;D ;D
ami mutamuti ISB r darowan err loge kothabarta koiya rakhchi...tar je gate err samne ektaa chuttoo ghor ase ota rey ticket counter banani hoibo aarki...maane ruj ruj kuno drakula dekha jay nii ikhano...err legiya ita ektaa mega event hoibo...
andhra pradesh tourism err logee o mat te lagbo...taara ita re promote korbo...ita ektaa shattering event hoibo...saara India r public aibaa...dol e dol e jugdaan...udaam
NDTV uv eraar logee o matiya rakhtee laagbo...maane ita ekdom tatka somprochar...kilaa publicity paibaay chinta koro baa drakula...
are ektaa chuto khato game o kora jaibo...maane dhoro game tar nam hoibo.. "HIT THE DRAKE"...
kola tomato eishob raakha thakbo ektaa table o..are everyone gets three strikes with those items...at the drakula...dosh taka y tinbar chance aarki...and when those items are pelted at the drakula...what happens is if you hit him...you get 20 bucks for each 10 bucks that you pay...and then ofcourse the drakula with his hands tied and stuff ofcourse...will try to dodge each item pelted at him...
lagaite parle double...naile gelo dosh taka...
ita sanghatik concept...
percept d mark err logee ektaa channel lagaite lagbo aarki...
tee business plans guli ektu deeply chintaite lagbo...drakes tumii kintu tumar schedule ita khali rakhioo...ami ektaa date range janaimu nee tumaree...
you get to keep 40% of all revenues...and you dont get an appearance fee as that is included in your ravenue share...
kitaa kou ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Count_Dracula
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/30/04 at 20:38:46 » |
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As long as I get my sip of [B]Cholesterol free blood[/B]..... |
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Rupam
Rupam
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/30/04 at 20:47:05 » |
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duita piller ase...pashertat ektaa bagh maane tiger o bandhiya rakhmu...
you will get the tiger along with your share of pie...after the jamboree gets over...
tarpore bagh tare khuliya itaar golat ektaa fetti bandhiya roshi ta tumar haath o dimu...bagh taa tumii raakhi diyoo...ichcha korle khaite o parbaay...baagh err to monehoy cholestorel free blood u hoibo...
tobe saabhdaan...you ctwo could be nemesis of each other ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Count_Dracula
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/30/04 at 21:29:21 » |
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Oh! That is very nice....Thanks for the travel management...
It would be nice to ride a tiger....and roam around in your city..Please make sure that
it not a tigress,
it is big enough to carry me,
it can suck blood independently
it does not eat junk meat [Biriyani]
it does not have addiction to Charminar
it, most importantly, hates Shayeri
[B]Oh! Me![/B] |
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WhereWolf??
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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12/28/04 at 14:44:28 » |
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If I had to lose a mile
If I had to touch feelings
I would lose my soul
The way I do
I don't have to think
I only have to do it
The results are always perfect
And that's old news
Would you like to hear my voice
Sprinkled with emotion
Invented at your birth?
I can't see the end of me
My whole expanse I cannot see
I formulate infinity
Stored deep inside me
If I had to lose a mile
If I had to touch feelings
I would lose my soul
The way I do
I don't have to think
I only have to do it
The results are always perfect
And that's old news
Would you like to hear my voice
Sprinkled with emotion
Invented at your birth?
I can't see the end of me
My whole expanse I cannot see
I formulate infinity
Stored deep inside me
Dracula knows what i am talking about Oh! Me! Myself! and! Mumtaz!
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junel87
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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05/12/05 at 05:57:36 » |
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follow your heart |
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Karim Khan
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Re: Some thoughts of LOVE & MARRIAGE
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09/02/05 at 03:41:38 » |
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From what I have seen - arranged marriages don't work. I know you guys could probably come up with lots of examples where they do, but... at the end of the day I bet most of them stay together because of either the kids or the shame of getting divorced etc...
I think it's possible to grow to love someone, but I think it's also an issue of growing to depend on someone so it becomes even harder to leave, esp. for a woman.
Follow your heart, like the guy above said. Marriage is not the end all either... |
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