Tanusree
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Shunte bhala laage!!!
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11/01/03 at 12:51:08 » |
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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS,
DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..." |
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pondit
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Re: Shunte bhala laage!!!
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11/06/03 at 11:10:09 » |
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Hi Tanushree,
It seems you are chessed up with boss. Find below another view from a different perceptive.
Pondit
Once upon a time, in the forest, there lived an orphaned rabbit orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from birth. One day, the rabbit hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the rabbit tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
"Oh, my," said the rabbit, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
"It's quite OK," replied the snake. Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful," replied the rabbit.
So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny in obvious excitement.
The rabbit suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way you've helped me." So the rabbit felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're scaly and smooth, you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be someone in senior management."
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