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SARDAR and the TOILET in the TRAIN
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Ek bar ekta traino ekta Sardar Delhi jar, Brahmaputra Mailo. Tar jokhon Prosrab dorlo tokhon he Toilet-e giya dorjata khuliya hi dekhe je bitre ekta Sardar. Asole bitre ekta aiyna (Mirror) asil ar itath Sardar tar reflection dekha gese. Sardar-re dehiya to he koilo "sorry bhaisahab, maaf karna'. Er pore he dorjar baire daraee roilo onek somoy.
Daraite daraite to tar ar soijyo hoilo na. He abar tiolet-er dorja khuliya dekhe je abar Sardar dekha jai. tara tari dorja bondo koriya darailo. Ektu pore to he dekhe je okhon to he pante-punte muti dibo. Kita korto. Kunu mote trainor ek chifat giya mutlo. Er pore to tar tar chiriya bowat. Bhablo "halar beta Sardar, ticket-tuket nai mone-koy ar otar lagi beta toilet-o dukiya boi-roise."
Train jokhon ekta station-o thamlo he giya Guard-re koilo (Guard-o hoilo ekta Sardar): "Guard sahab, dekhiye na toilet me ek admi bahut der-se chuppa huwa hai. Lagta hai uske paas ticket nahi hai aur isliye woh toilet se bahar nahi aa raha". Guard-e ita suniya to laf mari uthlo, " KYA BINA TICKET KA? SALE KO ABHI MEIN BATATA HUN" "AAP APNE SEAT PAR BAITHIYE".
Sardar nijer seato giya boilo ar Guard-ta gelo toilet dekhat. Ektu pore Sardar-e dekhe je guard-ta aste aste tar dike aar. Sardar-e jigailo, "KYA HUA GUARD SAHAB, WOH MILA?"
Guard-tay aste aste koilo..."ARE BHAISAHAB, WOH TO RAILWAY STAFF KA AADMI HAI"
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madhu
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Re: SARDAR and the TOILET in the TRAIN
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hi good joke, but write the correct spelling of sylheti.
write more |
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romi
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Re: SARDAR and the TOILET in the TRAIN
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[quote author=madhu link=board=0420&num=1070875872&start=0#1 date=12/08/03 at 12:03:16]
hi good joke, but write the correct spelling of sylheti.
write more
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Kita mastorni ni ba. Nije to liktai na ono aai matobbori ..... ;D |
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Paritosh Dev
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Re: SARDAR and the TOILET in the TRAIN
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12/15/03 at 15:55:28 » |
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Sob Sarder? Punjab Mail ni? Jetai houk, bhala joke. |
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Me
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Re: SARDAR and the TOILET in the TRAIN
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12/17/03 at 23:47:47 » |
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Another twist to the Sardar Joke:
The sardar coming back each time he sees himself in the mirror takes his seat. His ever suspicious wife(Sardarni) then goes to the bathroom and returns more enraged than ever.
"Sala ab samjhi kyon barbar bathroom janey ka bahana banatey ho" ;D |
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guest
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Re: SARDAR and the TOILET in the TRAIN
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12/18/03 at 14:17:46 » |
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Foreigner: "Hamma re yaha e-mail se bhi shadi hoti hain "
Sardar:"Hamma re yaha to female se hi sadi hoti hain" ;D |
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Paritosh Dev
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Re: SARDAR and the TOILET in the TRAIN
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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU. |
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Subhasish
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Re: SARDAR and the TOILET in the TRAIN
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04/17/04 at 22:40:17 » |
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mojar joke aro kichu paile bhala lagbo, thaki onek dur kintu silchar.com regular dheki. Asoley sylehti joke kharap hoina,
natun bochorer subhechch thaklo. |
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sardar Anwar singh
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Re: SARDAR and the TOILET in the TRAIN
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04/18/04 at 10:06:15 » |
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Botla Joke ,Joke Kara na janle ki darkar joke karar? |
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guddu Bhattacharjee
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Re: SARDAR and the TOILET in the TRAIN
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;D ;D ;D ;D good joke 8) 8) 8) 8) |
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Porayhunio
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Re: SARDAR and the TOILET in the TRAIN
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Sardar and the toilet in the train ou joke poria amar bastob jibonor ek gotonar kota mono porar----bes agor gotona tokon matro ami collegeyo pori----bondhu bandob loiya adda deya kub vala paitam-----tu amra ek gaygat yo adda basi martum er ou gagayta hoilo monu gangor pulor tolay otoba ou pulor galay gulay er ou pulor galat thakto ek mator kub basi mod khai sob somoy out thakay naturally amra taray loiya dong kortam er dong ta hoilo tar nam ta ray ektu bitlaiya dkaka--zamon tar nam asil budna amra taray koitam ai -udna bussoin ni kita manay hoilo tar namor poilay okkor hoilo "B" amra "B" saria tar namo poilay okkor "S" diya daktam. Buzrato ha amnay sob somay out thakay tar namor ou poriborton ha kuno abostay sohozzo kortoy partoy na er o nam hunlay kub aschaysay monor sukay gail dito are tar gailtai asil kaporor tolor hokolta nia. obosta amon hoilo amra bondhu bandub zaye taray dektum taray ekbar ou namay na daklay amrar ashor zomtoy na hoklay tar gailray nia hashahasi korto. Amrar mazay khali ekta manuh asil ha eta poshondo korto na amra aro onak kissu kortam ha kunotatou thaktona tar sobsomoy vala manushye babuanna sobab asil kintu taray sordar koilay kub kusi hoito er ou budnayo zanto er sommanyo korto ekmatro ou manus sara er hokla taray(Budna) chiraito. Obosta amon hoi gasil okon amra zudi ku gola haki ditum er kuno kota nai Budnaytar gail aromvo kori dito kapror tol thonay aromvo koria ekbaray gusti porzonto. Ekdin hoisay kita amra matro tinjon bondhu dakbanglat boiya adda marram er ou tinzonor mazay ek jon asil ou sordar(balamanush). Akta ou sordarya koiloy ou dak budna ar ami ekantonay zaramgi koiyayu ha tar zutata na pindia hato loiya royana disay matro ekan tonay horbar lagi ermazay amrar maztonay ektu zuray "hii" koilaisay ar zay koi budnay dekar ou sordar tarahura koria ekantonay horar budnay utia koiloy "aizto nizor chokay dikilailam" |
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