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SARDARJEER LOGE EKTU SOMOY.....
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JARA SUNCHE NA TARAR LAAGIA.......NOT FOR ALL!
AND THERE ARE LOTS OF SARDARJEE'S JOKE, SO WAIT FOR THE NEXT.............................................! !!!!!!!
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: A sardarji going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the
middle row.
Q: Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
A: "Just a sec," says the rep. "Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up
Q: What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A SARDARJI THROWS A PIN AT YOU?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the sardarji doing when he holds his hands tightly
over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2
hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why do sardarjis work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
Q: Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A: They can not find the eleven on the phone.
Q: How do you confuse a sardarji?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How do you keep a sardarji in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? -
A: because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: What's the difference between a sardarji and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why do men like sardarji jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: How many sardarjis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around hin.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
A: Jus-one Singh.
Q: What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
A: Jus-beer Singh.
Q: What do you call 10 sardarjis standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher
learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: What do you call a sardarji with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call a sardarji in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What do you see when you look into a sardarji's eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: Why did the sardarji take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: Why are sardarjis hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why can't sardarjis put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a sardarji in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q: Whats the difference between a sardarji and a Supermarket
Trolley ?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should
cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A sardarji parade.
Q: Guy asked his sardarji wife "how did you get the car in the
living room"?
A: She said "I drove it through the kitchen and took a left."
Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A sardarji BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said "Yes, I've seen it done."
sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?"
Q: What about the sardarji wife who gave birth to twins?
A: Her husband is out looking for the other man.
sardarji: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
sardarji: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
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