gulz
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Problems with girlz
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The problems with GIRLS
If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with
her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUDy.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE
her;
>If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
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If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
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If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
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If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true
huh?)
If u don't make love with her., she says! u don't
Love her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are
TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
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If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
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> If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
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If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
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If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
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If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& soooooooooo hard to please!!!!!
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If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's
not true.......
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but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
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The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GIRLS
OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send
it to boys also, gives them some laughter ...
Gulz,NGS
Guwahati |
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Nari
Nari
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/09/04 at 17:50:35 » |
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Your joke or poem whatever it is is really very enjoying but at the above you should have given a disclamour like this
I have no intention to hurt any women or her feelings , I know women are not like that , I just made an attempt to start a new topic which will make you laugh.
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Sandipan Suklabaidya
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/09/04 at 20:58:49 » |
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Wonderful stuff Gulz! U description regarding the double standards of the Girls is absolutely true & your composition is also very well executed.... we 'll try to do more & more research on it so that we explore even more dimensions.
Nari, why r u getting sentimental? plz learn to face the harsh reallity. ar oto boro boro disclaimer ita Hindi film er age dile bhala lage... eidhoroner facts age na. ;D |
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gulz
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/10/04 at 08:42:35 » |
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Hey Nari, It's not a joke nor a poem. It'z the reality with the girlz.
Here sandipon is right. Thanks sandipan for supporting me.
Nari learn to accept the reality. Never mind, may be it'll hurt u but what can we do.
Jibanor kisu sattata sabaike kosto de. He-He-He-He ;D ;D :D
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Nari
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/10/04 at 17:12:15 » |
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Onething I want to say to Sandipan and Gulz , you people are forgetting onething that both of you are male so its very easy for you to accept.
And if your experience about woman is this its totally pesonel but you should not genaralise your experience.
I'm not getting at all sentimental and onething Sandipan you said that disclaimer to hindi cinemate e thik ase but if you study carefully I hope you will understand that this is very important because whenever you are gonna genaralise anything you should keep in mind that this is gonna be true for everyone and if its not the case than you have to be a little cautious. I don't know what other women think about this but i will stick to my statement.
If you came contact with women who are as Gulz put it up than its your bad luck.
And Mr gulz when this will become reality then there will be no world.
I said what I felt but if I still have hurt you two I'm sorry.
Na na ekta jinish bhule bhule lekhsi je sorry to you two I mean only to Gulz. Sandipan tore abar sorry kita koitam re dimu nani. |
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silcharor_maiya
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/10/04 at 23:02:43 » |
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[quote author=Nari link=board=0011&num=1078821527&start=0#4 date=03/10/04 at 17:12:15]
Onething I want to say to Sandipan and Gulz , you people are forgetting onething that both of you are male so its very easy for you to accept.
And if your experience about woman is this its totally pesonel but you should not genaralise your experience.
I'm not getting at all sentimental and onething Sandipan you said that disclaimer to hindi cinemate e thik ase but if you study carefully I hope you will understand that this is very important because whenever you are gonna genaralise anything you should keep in mind that this is gonna be true for everyone and if its not the case than you have to be a little cautious. I don't know what other women think about this but i will stick to my statement.
If you came contact with women who are as Gulz put it up than its your bad luck.
And Mr gulz when this will become reality then there will be no world.
I said what I felt but if I still have hurt you two I'm sorry.
Na na ekta jinish bhule bhule lekhsi je sorry to you two I mean only to Gulz. Sandipan tore abar sorry kita koitam re dimu nani.
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very well said Nari..i appreciate your views :) :) :) :) :) |
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gulz
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/11/04 at 08:14:29 » |
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Hi folks
Hey dears, regarding the problems with girlz, i want to say every one, hey do not make it a issue of debate.... just treat it as a funny.............. okay.
I hope, Nari'll willn't mind now.
enjoy
bye
gulz ;) |
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Sandipan Suklabaidya
Sandipan,
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/11/04 at 11:12:42 » |
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Nothing 2 b worried gulz...
My dear Sister NARI doesn't have a mind 2 to mind... so cheer up ;D |
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Nari
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/11/04 at 17:58:47 » |
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sandipan tore to ami moja dekhaimu dara ami khali silchar giya pousi jai bucchhos, tore tania jodi fosa Delhi thakia na ani dekhbe , I think tui janos amar haath koto lamba karon ami to supernatural powers er adhikari shabdhane thakis.
Guys don't get me wrong our relation is like this only. If I sounded too slang than I'm sorry.
And Mr Gulz I didn't mInd its ok. |
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gulz
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/12/04 at 09:03:18 » |
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Hi frnds,
especially to Nari and Sandipan,
aami ita kichhu bujlam na ki tumitain duisjone kene eto jogda kori thako, hey tumitain do-jon girlfriend & boyfriend neki?
Ish jogda korle amar bodo karap lage ree :'(
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urmi_81
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/12/04 at 10:21:01 » |
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this is a all rubbish discussion. Dont knowhow people partcipate in it. >:( >:( >:(
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Ranjan_agt
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/12/04 at 13:46:41 » |
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hi nari,urmi and silcharor maiya and my friend gulz,
for nari :
do u know the real motive of e-girls. what actually they want to get from boys ? e-girls (say 90%) are very selfish and dont care what will be happening to the boys after walking a long way.
For urmi :
dont be a stupid at least.
For silcharor maiya :
kita khobor ? bhalani ?
For Gulz :
Nice topic. Perhaps girls are selfish and dont know what does the word (say 80%) LOVE means.
bbye
ranjan |
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Sandipan Suklabaidya
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/15/04 at 07:40:17 » |
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Dear GULZ,
plz have a look at the following quote which u perhaps overlooked earlier :o. I m sure this would make ur perception clear about the rerlationship that Nari & I share.
[quote author=Sandipan Suklabaidya link=board=0011&num=1078821527&start=0#7 date=03/11/04 at 11:12:42]
Nothing 2 b worried gulz...
My dear Sister NARI doesn't have a mind 2 to mind... so cheer up ;D
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yeah, we do fight a lot, but to have fun only. |
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pazeb
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/23/04 at 13:38:31 » |
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why every time girls!.nice to know tht the boyz are so concern abt the girls and study the girls so care fully.amra kita luck loiya jonmaichi.kintu ekta kotha,meyera kene kelu koi,meyerer problem kita, ami bhabhram okon chelerer e niya kicchu lekha jaini.
sandipan and nari,u two share a very sweet relationship and i too have such relationship with my brothers as well as frenz.a person having such a rich relationship is real lucky,wht do u think? |
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Nari
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/23/04 at 17:50:15 » |
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Thanks Pazeb for your nice words. |
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Sandipan Suklabaidya
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/23/04 at 20:54:07 » |
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thanx pazeb, for ur wonderful thoughts... well dont worry, U can find a topic called "problem with Boyz" in the main room only.
its all just to have have fun... so enjoy it!
liike to c more of ur posts soon
take care |
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pazeb
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/25/04 at 15:31:27 » |
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ok nari,its really sweet to find tht someone i don't know feels good abt me.really we must thnk to silchar.com.have u seen the problems with boyz?.see the boyz themselves are so double standared tht they are pretending tht they are writing abt themselves but actually they are comparing the girls with an apple tree.
gulz, will u plz explain wht is the criteria to be an apple in the top and the apple in the bottom?.and also with whom u have encountered most?.
sandipan i know u will tell tht this is for enjoying only,but sorry to say tht,silchar boyz are mostly girl centric.i don't know where they get so much time.anyway i know all are not the same.but u go through and u will find tht the comparison of a girl with a rotten apple/a applein the top is really insulting.
gulz , do something creative things yarr instead of studying girls.do u have a mind to mind?.
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Nari
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/25/04 at 17:15:56 » |
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Hi pazeb , you know onething in Silchar.com we don't know all the people who post but we carry on our conversation because we know onething we are from same town and that's enough for us. We know each other by our postings and our messages reflect our personality.
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pazeb
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/27/04 at 14:54:46 » |
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dear nari,
actually i am not from silchar but i have done my studies there.and i have lots of frenz there.yes,its good to see and feel tht we can make new frenz through silchar.com.anyway,onething i found in u tht u are really friendly and u r very sweet.ok. take care.have u gone through problems with boyz?.if yes,then really we girls shd also come up with some new topic to criticize boyz.anyway.
bye for now. |
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Sandipan Suklabaidya
Sandipan,
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/29/04 at 11:21:28 » |
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:okita hoilo Nari r pazeb, tumra kita anti-boyz squad banairai ni... ???
thik ache...go on ! all the best :) |
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modon
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/29/04 at 18:11:35 » |
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Oi Sandy tui sabtat furon katos kene. |
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Sandipan Suklabaidya
Sandipan,
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/29/04 at 20:24:01 » |
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dekh re Modon..tor lekha e to koy tui amare besh bhala koriyai chinos...ar ami ektu adhtu dhorteo parchi je tui ke... ;)anyways, tor nijer stand point ta amare janais. |
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modon
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Re: Problems with girlz
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03/31/04 at 03:10:27 » |
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Baidya kita thakurda ni silchar. com 'o sagol ;D |
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lonewolf
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Re: Problems with girlz
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04/17/04 at 23:33:41 » |
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THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING A GUY
I put this list up with a bit of trepidation that I will receive a torrent of angry emails from females that find this insulting. I may not be giving people enough credit to take humor as it is intended: to poke fun at ourselves. These are all just in good fun and are not meant to offend anyone. With that said, see if you can think of some new ones.
1. Your last name stays put.
2. The world is your urinal.
3. Same work, more pay.
4. Wrinkles add character.
5. One mood, ALL the time.
6. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
7. You can open all your own jars.
8. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
9. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
10. Your underwear is Rs99 for a three-pack.
11. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
12. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
13. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
14. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends
15. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
16. You don't have to shave below your neck
17. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
18. Puja shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives in 30 minutes
19. Facial hair is a good thing
20. You can take your shirt off on a hot day.
21. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
22. Gray hair adds character.
23. Three shirts and two pairs of pants are enough clothes for a month.
24. You don't care if the toilet seat is left up.
25. You don't have to wear makeup.
26. You can think about girls all the time and it's alright.
27. You can lean down to pick something up without having to worry about your shirt hanging open.
28. You don't get pregnant.
29. You don't take hours and hours to get ready.
30. You don't secretly resent friends who are more attractive.
31. You don't care if you look like crap when your picture is taken.
32. Your eyes can remain open when you step on the scale
33. No stretch marks.
34. Beauty and the Beast (average guys can get hot girls).
35. You don't go around asking your buddies whether the pants you're wearing make your butt look big.
36. You get praise for doing things around the house once in a while.
37. A hair cut costs less than 20 rupees
38. With 400 million sperm per go, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, in theory |
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