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Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Ak gofu-al mastor-r kotha koiram :
daily daily class o aiya kali gof dey , tar gof-r jalay buwa jay na , bisash koro. Te akdin class o aiya gof lagaila , ami koiram :--
Mastor(teacher) e koila :
akdin ami jungle o shikar o gelam , te shikar o giya ow samne deki akta boro Baag(tiger) buwat , ami bonduk (gun) utaiya ow gulli kori dilam , kintu haalar kopal bad asilo , gulli ta miss mari dilo . ar gulli miss korar pore tho baag-e amare dorto kori dour lagailo , ar ami o baag-er age age vaga shuru korlam , te baag-er loge partam koi dour-o ? baag amare dori laito dori laito , amon shomoy baag pisla kaiya pise diya ultiya pori jay , ola dori laito , dori laito kori , baag pisla kaiya ultiya pise diya pori jay , ola korte korte ami amar ghoor(house) o aiya dorja bondo kori dukiya boi roilam , ar jaan ta baslo ar ki. Baag-e ar dorto parlo na .....
Mastor-r goof ta shunar pore tho student-e koila , "Eish !! sorbonash Sir !!!! ela jodi baag-e ammrar-e douraito , ta hole tho ammra doraiya paikana naile peshab kori dilam ne !!!" , ar akta student-e koilo , "sir afne kub sahoshi, mante lagbo" ...
Mastor-e reply dila ..." duro poga hokol , oto auwa ni be tumra !!!! ami doraibar shomoy baag-e kitat pisla kailo bujlay na ? ami vagbar shomoy paikana kori kori vagislam , ar ota paikana-t baag-e pisla kailo , bujcho na ?"
ou bujoin mastor-e eta kijat Shah gofiya .. 8)
######Anyway I'm from London , every day visit this web site and do enjoy these lovely jokes , Miss Silchar and Hailakandi ,My native place is Hailakandi .##### |
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Asim Choudhury
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Hey Isa.. Write to me.
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Dear Isa,
Your joke was wonderful. What are you doing in london? Write to me if you can. I am in Delhi and am in real love with my Sylhetti culture. Am running an NGO and plan to promote Sylheti culture in a big way. Will you be of help to us? My email address is asimchowdhury@rediffmail.com
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Isa Choudhury
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Dear Asim ,
It's wonderful to hear from you dear ... are you the so called Asim Choudhury who writes jokes on the silchar.com web site ? Wow!!! i was really looking to contact you.
Well, about me? I live here in london for the last 9 months ,myself originally from Hailakandi and i was in Mumbai for the last 4 years ,had been working with Manikchand group, i came here in UK last october 2002 and working as of the sole representative (GM) of J.K.Industries,our head office is in Guwahati. I am a graduate from S.S.College, Hailakandi and did M.B.A from Patna.
I'm truly glad to hear from you and of course i would be proud to help you to promote Sylhety coulture in any respect. Do let me know how to help you, one thing i must say you that I am truly a busy person "kintu amar besto-tar maje ami kotha dilam maa-r vasha-r lagi shomoy dimu, ok?"
Do let me know more about you, I will write you in some other time as at the moment I am far away from my house, i have to go back in the evening . I came here in a county site of Northern Ireland for a business trip.
hope to hear from you soon .
bye
Isa Choudhury
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Prem shuru hoilo na kita paikhana r joke tone ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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chetta
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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buchi arrrrrrrrr junglooo jaite aile paikhanar duai khia jaite oibo. |
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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:)
aar kunu word paichona. I think you are specialist in Toilet Programme. However I like your language bercause you are sylheti. |
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Raju Paul
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Your recent joke
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07/05/03 at 16:40:57 » |
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Dear Ms. Chy.
Thank u for your jokes, which at the first sight looks a little odd, and is perhaphs the precise reason, I took my time to read out the same.
After going through this, I find it interesting. if you continue this effort, will u please mail a copy of the same as I don't regularly visit the site.
Wishing u best of luck in your future effort.
Regards,
Paul. |
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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07/30/03 at 06:37:50 » |
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dear Ashim,
ur jokes was nice one. keep writing more funny one and spread the culture of sylethi around the world. do u know i am missing sidal for a long time.previously native of karimganj but my parents wee sellted in siliguri and i am working in chennai. try writing more funny jokes in pure sylethi.
regards.
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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kita re ba ashim.....nijer dhak nije pitanir obhyas gelo na ni.... |
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vikrant
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Sometimes comments on joke are more interesting than the joke iteself. I admired Prajapati's comment......
[quote author=Prajapati link=board=0420&num=1056198300&start=0#3 date=07/02/03 at 13:09:29]
Prem shuru hoilo na kita paikhana r joke tone ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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HANGESTINE
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Hoi,Tumrar kaiya kuno kam naine jeta mone koi oota lekhi dilailai .Tumra amar beng leko KASKOLA,MAKOD. |
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Bittu
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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It’s good one. It should be termed as “Dhula Gof”.. I am a sylethi but not from Silchar/Cachar. I am from Shillong basically, spent my schooling days there, staying in Bangalore. Here is a short one about a Sylethi Bevhuta
Ek aachla sylethi bevhuta, tain sob jaigat jatayat korta. Ek din ek shradho barit bina nimontroney giya hazir hoila. Tain dekhla ek photo raka achey ar tar uprey ekta mala porani achey.
Tain jigailya “ Ein key?”. Ekjon samney achla koila, “tain mara gechoin, ar okhon tan shradho hor”.
Bevhutai koila “ Aha, tain mara gechoin, kemney mara gela?”
Oi bhodholokey koila, ‘ sapher kmorey tain mara gechoin’
Bevhuta : ‘Saphey koi kamarichil ?’
Bhodolokey haat diya dekahilya, je theek koplaor majkhano, dui choker moddhey kanor jaigat.
Bevhuta : ‘ Jeta ou koin, chokku rotno boro rotno, higu je baacchey’ !!!!
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Isa
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Hiya,
nice jokes Bittu, aro leko , kub val alage maje maje silchar.com er jokes porte. thanks
isa
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Bittu
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Hi Isa,
Thanks for the complement and encouragement for writing in Syelthi. I do scribble from time to time in English. But this is the first attempt to scribble in Sylethi. Let me introduce the Sylethi character “Bhevuta” formally. Bhevuta is a character, who is quite intelligent sometime at the same time pretty dumb some of the time. He has got tremendous sense of humor and wit. His mission is to make people smile from their heart. Don’t ask me about his age and background. I would try to scribble “Bhevuta Upakhyan” once a week (if time permits). Let see what Bhevuta has kept for us in this episode.
Cheers and bye for now.
Take care
Bittu
Bhevuta ekbar dupurey khub khawa dawa koriya ek bhir bus yey utchoin. Ekta kajey ek jaigat jawar kotha. Bhevutar khub priyo sobzi hoilo mula dupurer khawar menu aachil mula sheddo, mular jhol. Bhevuta khushi mone paan chabaiya bhirer maddhyey bus o daraichoin. Kintu peter bhitrey mulayey ek tu gondogool shuru korlo. Na pariya tain shoshobdey ekta paad ( fart) marla.
Tan peechoney je bhodrolok bus yey daraichil khub ragiya koila
“ Apna paadla keney?”
Bhevuta : “ Na to ami paadchi na”.
Other Passenger: “ Na apney padchoin, ki durgondo, eke barey mular gondhey bus borigechey”.
Bhevuta: “ Ami paadchi na, khamka apney torko kor ra”
Passenger: “ Na, apney paadchoin, Seekar kortey oto doraira keney?”
Bhevuta: “ Apney ama rey paadtey dekchoin?”
Passenger: “ Na, kintu shunchi”.
Bhevuta: “ Shuna kotha ar goozobo ek dom kaan diba na, jain nizer kaaz koroin giya” !!!
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isa
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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wow!!!
bittu
shera jokes, hahahahahahha :D :D kub ashisi, thanks for that but at the moment siting at my office , so can't write you now, will write you later , take care thanks yet again |
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Bittu
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Hi Isa,
Thanks for the response. It seems like Behvuta’s mission may get accomplished in generating pure laughter. Here is the one below for a “muchki hasi”.
Cheers. Bye for now.
Take care
Bittu
Bevbhuta khub saajguj koriya baarit thakiya bairaichoin. Dorjar bairey pa deoa matro ek ta kaauai ( crow) upor thakiya tan istri kora shirt or uprey biti dilo.
Bhevutar chakor samney aachil. Chakorey logey logey Bhevutarey ekta tissue paper dilo.
Tissue paper haath o ni ya Bhevuta ragey phataiya porla, Chakor rey chitkar diya koila, , “ Kar poschaatdesh moochtam?, Kaaua to koon shomoi uriya gechey giya” !!!
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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amar naam dhoiya dekhi isa ar bittur prem shuru hoi geche.bittu babur bodh hoi isa re biya koria london jawar plan.chalaya jao prem.paikhanar golphot to boro jor.asim babu jagoin naile bittu babu agey london jaiba giya ar apne khali isa devi re jokes or lagi compliment ou diba.ar raju babur comment dekhiya mono hoilo tain budh hoi joke poriya haaschoin ou na, tain o abar isa devi re koichoin e-mail korar lagi.tain boro kosha manush,tain bodh hoi nijer paikhana hoina kori khub khushi hoichoin.kobiraj bolte ja bujhai arki.prajapati babur proshongsha kori je tain gondho shunia bepar bujhilaichoin. |
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Bittu
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Dearest Bhebuta,
I am so proud of you, can’t believe that in reality I will have the chance to interact with you. Arey boss, tumar to amarey “great treat” dewa uchit. Tumar naam ami publicize korram. Amar to doubt hoi reba je cheler id te tumi aasoley meyey and doing your Master degree in PNPC ( Poro Ninda- Poro Chocha). Tumi meye kina confirm koro? Tailey tumar great concept of “Prem In Public Domain” ami tumar uprey ei proyog kormu.
Please amarey janaio are ke kar logry prem korer, line marrer etc. update pailey khub khushi hoimu.
P.S. Tumi immediately Asim Babu ar Raju Babur kachey tumar salary increment chaw.
Ar ratrey goomai tey jawar agey half cup “Isobgool” dui glass joler logey gulia khaw. Tatey dumar ratrer dushopno door hoibo ebong sokaler output ta porishkar hoibo.
A recent research has shown that “ Isobgool” cleans the stomach as well as the mind like Surf Excel.
This one is especially for you
It seems there was a very important job that needed to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it really, but as it turned out, Nobody did it. This made Somebody very angry because, after all, it was Everybody's job. But Everybody thought Anybody could do it and Nobody realized that Everybody would not do it. And so the story sadly ends with Everybody blaming Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
Cheers. Have a nice time
Till we interact again
Regards
Bittu
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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No Luck, expected hilarious comments from my Bhebuta friend on my earlier reply. Anyway let’s continue with our Bhevuta
Bevhuta ek jaigat adda marat gechoin. Adda besh jomchey emon somoi ek beta khub updated ar techno & IT savy, addat jug dilo. Betai Bevhuta rey jigailo, “ Apnar hotmail account aachey ni?”
Bevhuta khub raag koriya kiola, “ Aaajey baajey kotha amar logey kor ba na buchoin ni”.
Betai koilo, “ Ki aschorjyo, ami kita bajey kotha koilam?, ami to khali jantey chailam apnar hotmail account aachey ni”?
Bevhuta: “ Ei hoilo mushkeel apnar mo to modern hi-fi betaintorey loiya”.
Kichu somoi chup thkaiya Bevhutai muski hasiya koila, “ Apnar mo to odbhoot unnatural bodobhyash amar nai. amarey dekhoin, Amar khali teen ta hot female account aachey” !!!
P.S. Bhebuta friend has given his/her email id as pagol@makol.com in that reply mode mandatory response
Somehow he/she is shying to give a valid domain name even. But though imaginary domain, did he/she actually wanted to put it as pagol@makal.com? Seems to be a typo error of ‘o‘ instead of ‘a’.
Awaiting for your valuable “Bochon”
Cheers
Have a great time.
Biitu
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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er lagiya to koi je amar mail aina kene.banan je bhul korsilam.bittu babur luck bhala je tan naam re oinyo kicchu banaichna.bhabhilain kita hoite parto.te amar hotmail account nai apnare ke koilo.amar ache kintu apnare koitam na.female account jodi chain dite pari.aiccha apne koin chain je apnare amar naam loiya kita phd korar buddhi keu diche ni. amar kintu ei naam or upre copyright ache.apnar prem koto dur augyalo koin je.isabgol kaisi,pet porishkar to hoiche kintu matha jegat u ache. durga pujar abhinandan loin je.doshomir truckor piche dekha hoibo.jugajug rakhba. |
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Dear Bebhuta babu, Apnarar jokes sunia ( mane paria) baro ananda lage. Ke ekjhane likhse joke thakiao joke related comments bakka hasir. Hachao re ba.Te ekta katha, amra sabai nizor nizor moner katha koilam haslam phurailo. Er madhdhe, ekta jinish amar ektu kharap lagse. Ita kintu amar byaktigata moner katha, na koia thakte parlam na. Bebhuta babu apne to nizer parichoi koilen na. E- di-ke Esa Choudhary, je ei "upakhyan " suru karlo, tai nizer parichoi disse. Aukhon tare niya direct comment karlo Prajapati babu.( again without identifying himself) Amar to mon koitese Esa ar amrar sylhetti joke e aibo na. Ita to bhala katha hoilo na. Premasish suru karlo silchar.com . Te aamra sabai sabai re janlam chinlam parichoi hoilo. Amar ekanto anurodh, keu kau-re khuchaibona. Mane rule hoilo " KHUCHANTI NAI" .Jita khushi matilao-mey. Jerokom icha joke sunao. MAHA ADDA Zhindabad. Kintu OM SHANTI. Happy DURGA PUJA to all of you. |
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Dear Bebhuta,
Wish you “ Happy Durga Puja”. I always involve myself in “ Bodhon” not in running behind the trucks during the Bisorjon.
Wish all Sylethi friends “ Happy Puja” with a small “Puja Shankhya from Bevhuta”
Will catch you all after Puja.
Have a terrific time.
Regards
Bittu
Here it goes...........
Bevhuta ek din daktarer kachey giya koila, “ Doctor dekhoin amar ektu
gas er problem achey, ita khub ekta cheentar bypar nai karon, amar pado
gondho o nai, shobdo o nai. As a matter of fact ami prai 20 ta paad
deechi apanr chmbar o aawar porey, apney ter o paachion na karon kuno
gondho ebong shobdo kichu hoi na to tai.
Daktarey koila, “ Bujchi, ei tablet sob kiniya loiya jaain, diney dui
ta koriya khaiba, are ek saptaho badey abar amarey dekhaitey aiba”.
Next week Bevhuta comes back to the doctor and said,
“Doctor, ami jani na apney aamarey ki oushod deechoin, amar pado jodio
kuno shobdo nai aager mo to kintu oshombov gondho”
Daktarey koila, “ Good, amra aapnar naaker sinus clear kori deechi eibar kanor moila wax sob golaiya bar kormu” !!!
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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i really laughed after reading the jokes which has been written by you . I hope you will come up with some more wonderful jokes like this.
Thanks for make me laugh.
I am supriyo working in Bangalore-basically from silchar-subhash nagar. |
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Flim star or paikanar golpo suno..re bo.....
ou amrar sanjay kapoor....r e anil kapoor pr bhai............tan amne mota muti paikana bhalawo hoin.....kintu ekdin tan constipation hoy galo.........tan director e tan re koyla hou je egu gun ashe nani...."ati nahi".......hota gao....
sanjay da e erpore gailka
ati nahi ati nahi............ander hain magar ......ati nahi.....
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Dear vbholu, bala joke . ;D Nutanatya ache.
( Dear Admin Now time is 8.43 AM here. I think tr watch is 3 hours slow. Kindly confirm. ) |
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Wish Subho Bijoya to all my sylethi friends.
Hi Supriyo,
It is really nice to know that those junk writings of mine made you laugh. Due to day to day’s stress we are forgetting to laugh. No doubt it is the best medicine. Keep on laughing. Have a great time.
Regards
Bittu
Bevhuta ekbar Koilkatat ghurtey gechoin. Bhasa loiya kichu ta somosyat porchoin tain, kintu ekta chintai taan matha kharap hoi jawar jugar . Tain je dikey ou jain, bus ba tram jeta dhektey pain, sob jaigat lekha dekhoin ‘Gopaler Ganjee O Jangia Poroon’.
Bevhuta khub chinta grosto hoi gela. Bhavla ei ki bypar re baba ei boro sohor Koikatat?. Chintai chintai tan raitor ghoom uri gelo, ek tu osthusto hoi gela.
Jar barir giya tain utchila ( Bhevutar aatiyio) tara khub dushchintat porla. Bevhutarey tara jigaila, ‘apnar kita hoichey?’. Bevhutai koila, ‘Chintai amar raitor ghoom hoi na’
Aatyio: ‘ Ki chinta?’
Bevhuta: ‘ Oi je sob dikey, bus o tram o, poster, hoarding sob jaigat lekhiya rakchey Gopaler ganjee o Jangia poroon, er lagiyai amar duschchinta’
Aatiyo, “ Ki aaschorjyo, ei tar lagiya abar dushchinta keney?’
Bevhuta: “ Hokkoley jodi Gopaler ganjee aar jangia pori lai tailey Gopaley kita porbo” !!!!
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Dear Bittu,
;D , ;D, ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thanks, Please tell us more. |
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Hi Shankar,
Thanks for your likings and appreciation towards “sukkho rongo-ros”. I din’t respond to your earlier reply on this forum on exchange of comments between myself and so called imaginary id Bhebuta. I would like to tell you it was just little bit of leg pulling, nothing against any individual. I consider Bebhuta as a friend of mine and I enjoy his comments on my writings and do hope the same from Bebhuta’s end. Yes you are absolutely correct, the forum is for friendship. Let Sylethi circle increase through this e-platform.
Have a great time.
Regards
Bittu
P.S. Here is another Bevhuta episode for you.
Behvuta ek ta school yer lower class yer English ar History teacher er chakrir lagiya apply korchoin. Tan rey interview o dakchey. Tain khub fit-fat hoiya interview ditey gela songey taan are ek sylethi bondhu o gechil.
Kichu somoi porey tan dak porlo interview dewar lagiya. Bevhuta room er bhitrey giya sob interviewers rey wish korla. Immediately the interview started.
First Interviewer: “ Could you please tell us the spelling of pillar?”
Bevhuta: “ Yes, It is P…i..l…a..r”.
First Interviewer: “ Are you sure? Is it single ‘L’ or double “L”
Bevhuta: “ yes it is single ‘L’ but no harm in putting double ‘L’ rather it will make it more sturdy & strong” !!!
First Interviewer: My God, @#$$$$
Second interviewer ( started in suddho Bangala): “Apni to history teacher er post er jonno o apply koreychen?”
Bevhuta: “Aagey haa”
2nd interviewer: “ Boloon to Bhartborshey ghorar dahker proborton ke koren?”
Bevhuta: “ Ota abar proborton korar ki aachey”
2nd interviewer: “ Jana thakley boloon, na holey jetey paren”
Bevhuta: “ Apni ki boltey chaan?”
2nd interviewer: “ Apni kichui janen na, Samrat Sher Shah Bharatborshey prothom Ghorar Dahker procholon koren”
Bevhuta: “ Apni nijey ei keechu janen na, apni boltey chan je Samrat Sher Shah er aagey Bharatborsher Ghora ra daktey parto na ?” !!!
3rd interviewer pushed Bevhuta out of the room. His sylethi friend was waiting for him. He asked Bevhuta, “ Kita hoilo rey, interview kemon hoichey?”
Bevhuta: “ Amarey ghar o dhakka diya bar kori deechey, kintu ami o shala sylethir pua, ghar phulaia aaichi” !!!!
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Ba Bittu Babu, bhala lekhrai ba, chaliya jao, Tumar chutki ektu onno dhoronor, with punch of “Fine Humour”. I like it very much. Guess you are man with great sense of humour and wit like your character Bevhuta.
Would expect some more on “Bhevutar kandokarkhana” and other items from your stock.
Hari
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Hari Babu,
Ashankhya dhanyabad, apanar je amar lekha “Bhushi Maal” bhala lagchey. Yes, I enjoy fine humour a lot but surprisingly most of the jokes and fun around us are of thick category, requires additional effort for laughing most of the time. However, keep reading my junks and let me know, how you find them.
Regards
Bittu
One more number on Bevhuta follows below.
Ekdin Bevhutai khub jor adda marra.Addar topic hoilo Anandabazar Patrikar ekta report loiya.
Ek bondhu yey koila: “ Ita sob gof, reporter hokoley banaiya lekchey”
Arek joney koila: “ Reporter hokoley manusher mukho ektu shuniya rong chong choriya lekhyey”.
Bevhutai koila; “ Hmmmmm, tora sob pondit, sob janoch”.
Ektu thamiya Bevhutai abar koila : ‘ Ami ekta prosno kortey chai, dekhi tora uttor ditey paroch ki na ?’
Sobay koila : ‘Ki prosono ?’
Bevhuta : ‘ tora to sob Anandabazar Patrika loiya hoi choi kor rey, tora to ei patrika regular poroch?’
Sobay koila: “ta theek amra roj Anandabazar pori”
Bevhuta: “ aacha ko chain dekhi Anandabazar patrikat shombar thakiya shonibar choi deen dui nombor patat Aranyadev ( Phantom) comic strip barai, theek ki na?
Bandhura: “ Oi ekdom theek”
Bevhuta: “ Ei bar ko dekhi Robi barey Aranyadev (Phantom) comic strip na chapiya Anandabazar patrikai keney Mandrake comic strip chapai”?
Bandhura onek somhoi chinta koriya o kuno uttor ditey parla na,
Tara kiola: “ Amra jani na, tumi janley kou”
Bevhuta ektu shomoi chup thakiya ektu muchki hashi diya koila : ‘Tora sob phata, keechu janoch na. Tobey shoon, Aranyadever ekta ei jangia aachey. Ita tain Robi barey dhoiya shukaitey dein. Er lagiya tain Mandrake rey anurodh korchoin Robi barey duty dewar lagiya. Jeta ei kou Aranyadev to ar lengta hoiya amarar shamney aitey paroin na ‘ !!!
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Bevhuta ek din sho-poribarey ekta boro melat gechoin. Prochur loker bhir hoichey. Bhevuta bhirer majhey ghurtey ghurtey hotath khub chintito hoiya ek olpo boyesher ochena sundori mohila rey koila : “ Amar bou ei melar majhey harai gechey, apney doya koriya amar logey ektu shomoi kotha koi ba ni?”
Sundori Mohila: “Keney, apnar logey keney ami kotha koitam?”
Bevhuta: “ Karon jokhon ei ami kuno sundori mohilar logey kothai koi, amar bou maathi phuriya theek amar samney udoy hoy” !!!!
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Dear Bittu, ;D ;D ;D
Make sure Aranyadeb does not read your earlier joke. Bechara may commit suicide.
Note: Thanks for understanding the essence of my letter. However looks like we lost Esa. This is not good. I shall give a last try to bring her back. Difficult job. I need your Bebhuta ‘s blessings for success. ( Kita re ba Bebhuta-beta, bala ni, Esa –ma amar katha shunbo ni na ni, kau dekhi ).
Dear Esa Choudhary,
I admit you have reasons to get angry >:( with this forum for irresponsible remarks. Unfortunately I cannot undo this, :(but frankly speaking we are all missing you :'(.Please try my last suggestion . Why not use different pseudo names for different forum and share your views/ comments/ new ideas with us in joke box( time-pass) and mainroom ( this is important) ?Give your choicest sylhetti gali wherever applicable ! No identity no hurt only fun. I don’t know you , you don’t know me . Best that way. Bye bye to ESA forever.
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amar upre rago nigo esa devi? tumi kene loijya paitai.ami ita re koichi jetai tumare birokto korche. ami hoilam behbhoota manush.rag korio na.amar ita sankar babur moto telua re pushai na, tan jeno constipation hoi geche arki. can tell u nothing was intended against u. i just wanted to add to the fun with some leg pulling. if u people dont want any more postings from me then i will never come back. its not an apology but because u dont understand fun. |
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Dear Shankar ,
“Aranyadever suicider chinta kora o mahapaap, je oi chinta korbo tar hatu kortaaler moto bajbo” : Prachin Aranya Prabadh.
Anyway, my friend, it seems like my intrusion into the of Sylethi Jokes and that too of with Silcharites (of which I am not a part or parcel by any means) and adding with “ paikhana ne hoiley jan tho baslo na ne” made unnecessary stir, which is unintended. Incidentally, which apparently seems to be written by a lady “ Esa” . She is also writing her name as Esa somewhere and Isa elsewhere. One making mistake with his/her real name is an impossible situation.
Firstly I would like to tell that 99.321% is using fake names & email ids, who are they? Let assume them as some virtual ids and I guess this is the rule of cyber games majority follows, for a check back you may enter into any public chat room like AOL, Yahoo etc.
So let take it as it is, and accept them as friends irrespective of genders and age. You assumed that due to few leg pull & push between me and virtual Bebhuta, Esa or Isa has stopped putting her comments in that.
Who knows that “Isa or Esa” is not using the id Bebhuta and putting funny comments and trying to pull my leg for some more fun?. So let us not get into all those.
We should avoid any personal attack or humiliation, which I feel is maintained very nicely throughout by these chains of comments by everybody including Bebhuta.
I am sure all would continue to write i.e. Esa/Isa,, Bebhuta, yourself, myself and rest of all our Sylethi friends will write for extending friendship and laughter into this column.
Cheers and have a great time.
Regards
Bittu
Our minds are like parachutes they work best when open.
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Dear Bebhuta,
How are you? Please continue to pull legs yaar, I did not like sentimental “Bochon” from you. What is your plan for “Kali Puja”?. Bomb sob kincho to? Tarabatti neri Kuttar lejer peechey bandhar plan kor rai nischoy? Ami to boro ek butol Rum kiniya rakchi, bondhu bandhov rey loiya adda dewar lagiya.
Boss, mojar kotha lekho, public er pichey lago, tara rey ektu chotai deo? Dekho ke kirokom react korey? These mail comments, chat room messages etc works like mirror, reflect people’s nature, intentions, personality etc to a great extent if you watch them a bit carefully. Don’t get into any custodian’s role; this is boring and a total mismatch with your id.
Who are the people, on whose comments you will withdraw completely from this column, come on yaar, this is your fundamental democratic right to write. Continue and throw some missiles towards me I enjoy it very much.
Cheers. Have a terrific time
Regards
Bittu
I feared people’s opinions until I leaned that people would have opinions about me anyway.
Tumar logey ektu hagu, padoor golpo na korley bhala lagey na, so find below an information.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
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Ei- Reba, eita kita suru holio? Bakka to besh mojar mojar joke portham ar haastham. Kintu okhon to mono hor naak khawa khawyee arombho hoichey.
Shankar Babu yey oto pleading kor ra keney? Esa Devi rey maidan o anar lagiya, tain to kator onunoi binoy arombho korchoin. Ita rey koi Koroon Rosh, tain eta diya Esa Devir punor agomoner chesta korteychoin. Oto je chesta kor ra tired hoi geley regular Horlicks khaira to? After all shaystho ta to theek rakhtey hoibo. :'(
Ar Bebhuta babu tain to maidan o abhirbhuto hoichoin Bittu babur Bevhuta upakhyan suru howar porey. Tain mono hoi purana ponthi sorbo hara typer maunsh. Jei Esa Devi yey Bittu baburey reply deechoin logey logey tain matho nami gechoin ar nana rokom shmbhobona dekhtey paiya Esa devi rey sabdhan kora arombho korchoin. Mono hoi Bebhuta babur meye bondhu jiboney jutchey na ar jodi ba hoiya thakey eta typical boori ajibon abibahito khitkhita school masterni type mohilar logey hoichey. Er lagiyai tain besh shondeho batik tar uprey abar polka abhiman o achey. Ita rey sada banglai koi “ Abhijug Rosh” tain eta diya snan kor ra. Chaliya jain ita o mokkho laver ekta upai. >:(
Ar Bittu Babu dhoor thakiya chagai diya mono hoi moja dekra. Tain Bhevuta rey draw korchoin besh interesting character hisabey. Apney mono hoi kichuta Shristhi Rosey aacchhono. Apney sunain sob golpo, jo to ta apanar jhoolit achey. Apney je koichoin 99% manusher names & email ids are fake apney nijye o tar moddhey poroin kina janain jey. ;)
Ar sob seshey Esa Devi, tain gof arombho koriya okhon back stage o gechoin giya. Ita rey koi Bonobash Rosh, attogopon koriya thaka Kintu dekhoin kichu janata apnarey front stage o anar lagiya ko to chesta choritro korer. Shankar Babu karoon roshey bijhi gechoin, Bebhuta Babu Abhijug Roshey uttejito ar sporshokator hoigechoin ar Bittu Babu yey Rongo Roshey motto. Apnar mono hoiley uttor dein ar ei reply cholacholi tarey arek tu interesting kori dein. :-X
Hokkoley bhala ar hashi-khushi thkoin.
Apnarar Ekanto Binito
Haridas
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Arey Haribabu,
Ki shanghateek ek ta reply lekchion. Apney kita Clinical Psychologist ni? Hoiley jani ba. Amar khub chikitsar dorkar. Karon Poornima ar Omaboshya raait o ami ghumaitey pari na. Bayu urdhosto hoi jai, nana odbhoot chinta mathat ei like Mongol grohot Mudir Dokan khula, Afganisthano ohinsha anodolon kora, Cheeta bug rey shorsho diya sojna deta khawani etc.
Tobey apnar analysis re ami khub appreciate korchi, apnar observation khomota achey koi te oibo.
Ami dhur thakiya kuno moja dekram na. Shrishthi rosey o mogno nai rather ita lekhar lagiya amar koshtey shirsthey memory search kortey hoi ar kichuta shomoi o bar kortey hoi. Apney amarey to Horlicks khaitey koila na? Apney khub partial sob sohanubhuti hoilo Shankar Babur uprey. Amar stock o jeta gool guppo aachey shomoi pailey shunai mu.
Ar amar naam ar email id loiya je prosno tulchoin etar uttor hoilo. Amara Bangali rar dui ta naam thakey ekta hoilo bhala nam arek ta hoilo kharap naam ba dak nam. Ami amar kharap nam ta use kori. Ar mail id ta iccha thakley mail pathaiya test kortey paroin.
Wish all my Sylethi friends and their family HAPPY DEWALI.
Let the Blessings of Divine Mother Kali be with you.
Have a nice time.
Regards
Bittu
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Dear Bittu,
Thanks. Please give us a nice joke . A special from you for KALI-PUJA. Wish EVERY BODY a happy kali puja. |
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Hi Shankar,
Here is one Kali Puja special from Bhevuta
Ekbar Bevhutar ek British bondhu England thakiya amrar desh o beriatey aichoin. Tain British hoiliey o , choto belat South Hall areai thakta, din rait Sylethi poribestito obosthai boro hoichoin. Ta chara tan business hoilo Londoner East India Dock elakat, tan officer dui dike ou Sylethi Bhaisaaber maacher aarot. Tan priyo khabar hoilo Sylethi restaurant er Indian Curry. Oto Sylethi association thakar lagiya tain ektu ektu Sylethi koitey o bhujtey paroin.
Bhevutai shaheb rey loiya Tajmahal dekhaitey gechoin. Shaheb to Tajmahal dekhiya abhivuto.
Jokhon tara phiriya aaira tokhon Shaheb yey hotat dekhoin je Tajmahaler entrance gate er kinaror guard wall o ek betai daraiya muther ( passing urine). Shaheb eta dekhiya khub uttejito hoi gela.
Sylethi tey Bhevuta rey koila : “ Eta khub kharap reba? Tumrar police yey dhorey na keney?”
Bevhutai khub nirlipto bhavey koila: “ Amra Bharotiyo ra nijer ta nijey dhori” !!!!
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Shobonash paikana kori kori jodi premo pora jai......ami to prem khahini liki laimu bucho ni.....
ami Santu Roy.....US CitiGroup companit kaj korram...
tomrar kotai to ami o premo pori gelam...
[quote author=chanchaldeb link=board=0420&num=1056198300&start=0#7 date=07/30/03 at 06:37:50]
dear Ashim,
ur jokes was nice one. keep writing more funny one and spread the culture of sylethi around the world. do u know i am missing sidal for a long time.previously native of karimganj but my parents wee sellted in siliguri and i am working in chennai. try writing more funny jokes in pure sylethi.
regards.
;Dchanchal.
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Bhevuta dupor bela office thakiya tan bou rey phone koriya koila: Shuno sob janala dorja sob bondho kori deo, ami keechu khoner modhyey barit airam”. Bhevutar bou ek tu obak hoila kintu mone mone khub khushi hoila, Bhevuta kheyalee attobhoola typer lok tain je hotat oshomoiyey barit aira ar janla dorja sob bondho kortey koi ra eta bhaviya Bhevutar bou khub shihorito, pulokito ar anandito hoiya odhir aagrohey oppekha kortey lagla.
Keechukhon porey abar Bhevutar phone ailo, tain bou re koila: “ Ami rowana hoi gechi, tumi sob janla dorja bondho korcho to? Sob porda o tanai deo”. Bhevutar bou yey koila: “ Ami sob janala dorja bondho kori deechi, ar sob porda tanai diram”.
Keechukhon badey Bhevuta barit pouchaila. Barit pouchiya ei bou rey kulo tuliya shoja bedroom o gela. Bedroom o dhukiya dorja bondho kori dila. Bou rey beechnat showaiya kinaro boiya panter pocket o haath dhukaiya ekta jinish bar koriya bouer kaner kachey phish phish koriya koila:
“ Dekho, ita radium dewa gohri, aajkey kinchi, ondhokaro o dekha jai” !!!!!!
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HI
I AM SHUBHO FROM LINK RD.I AM AN ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING STUDENT FROM VNIT NAGPUR.I MISS SILCHAR ALOT.I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS VENTURE OF BRINGING ALLSILCHARITES ON ACOMMON PLATFORM. |
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Bevhuta & SMS
During Dewali and afterwards Bhevuta got several SMS from friends, known person and acquaintances, those who are having his mobile numbers and vice versa. But few messages received from unknown senders, whose numbers are not known to him.
One of them was quite interesting from a Delhi number, it was a “sahyaree” quite long and followed with dewali wishes.
He selected that to respond, though the number of sender was unknown to him.
Bhevuta assumed sender to be a Bong and replied:
“ Thanks, Ke Tumi Nandini, aagey to ei number shuni ni
Esecho ei pothey songey niyey SMS kahani” ;)
He received a reply after one hour, which said,
Gr8, good assumption of identifying me as Bong.
Ki korey bhujley je ami Nandan na Nandini
Agey otar uttor deo kemon korey dekhey ni” :D
He replied
“Experience thekey dekhi
Nandan ra dei shudhu khisti
Nandini ra kichu kotha boley ja ek tu misti " :o
The reply came
Boyesh to kom holo na boss
Ekhono eto rongo rosh 8)
He replied
Boyesh se to deher bypar
Moner songey nai ko jog
Roshey bosey sobai thako
Khao monda mithai rajbhog ;D
Reply came
Morey jai, morey jai
Aaccho besh bhalo tumi
Tai jo to bajjati ar dustumi :-*
He replied
Aha, ki madhur madhur kotha tumar,
Kanya amar hridpindo tiring biring korey
Tar pholey rokto amar chutey aro jorey ;)
His mobile rang immediately, He noticed the number displayed, it is the number with which he was exchanging all those SMS
A shrill female voice said
“ Blood pressure bere jawa, ekkhuni bondho korey deechi. Khorcha korey ek ta call kortey paro na. SMS yey kabya hocchey.
Bhevuta said: “ke tumi Ma Chandi ?”
The female voice pitch went up further “ Orey ebar Ma Chandi baniyey dili, University tey bolitish Khenti, toder pallai porley je aro ko to naam hobey amar. Krishener 108 ta naam chilo amar bodhoi tai hoyey jabey, CR Park yer Kali Pujoi Chotkur songey dekha holo, or kach thekey tor mobile number pelam. Ta ma boley jokhon dekechis bol ki chai ?”.
Bhevuta told: “ Ma dekha de na hoi taka de, jaak dekha dewar dorkar nei ebar borong kichu taka dey”. !!! ;D
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Bittu Babu,
Khoob bhala, ei ta ekdom nuton typer. Apney Sylethi Joke coloumn ta besh jomai deechoin, number of viewers oi topic o ek lafey onek bari gechey. jodi o last upakhyan ta prai pura ta Kelu ar English bhasai lekha.
Ekta jinish ami bhuji na, apney kene nijer ekta id khuloin na ei silchar.com site o.
Nijer id thakiya Bhevuta chara o different typer ghop-shop shunaitey parba. Apnar nijer sommondhey kichu khobora khobor dein. Koi thakoin, ki bypar. Kita brittanto etyadi
Apney onner id thakiya lekehiya oi id ta prai hijack kori laichoin. Itai hoi to id owner o onnano rar communication kortey oshubidha hor. Out of context kichu reply ar. Jeta nijer id thakiya korley hoi to nai.
Taratari apnar nuton id dekhar are mojar gof shunar asai roilam.
Bhala thakba
Apnar ekanto binito
Haridas
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bhebhutada.....apne to jomai disoin...ajke ami prothom ai section porlam..bahut moja laglo..ghorer dure thakia ita porle besh masti lage....ar bhebhutada afne natun kichhu korlan ni ajke alker moddhe ....korle amarare janain.....amra o jani.....afnar kotha suni ar boro hasi.....
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Hari babu,
Thanks for your valued feedback. Last ghotona ta sylethi te jomlo na ne, tai so called kelu are English er sahajyo loichi. As a matter of fact that episode was a real life incident, described as it happened.
Apney theek koichoin, amar ekta independent id lowa uuchit, ami dui bar chesta o korchi kintu kortey parchi na. Ekbar server error message dilo arek bar data accept korlo na.
Amar nijer shomondhey biseh kichu kowar nai. Ami nogyonyo shadaron manusher ekjon. Class IX o chairbar fail koriya pora suna chari deechi. Kechu din Koilkatar Dhapar maather kinaro thaktam. Tar porey Biharer Koderma koiya ekta jaigat chaier dukan chalaitam. Koderma khub famous jaiga, karon tar thakiya 15Kms durey hoilo, prithivi bhikhyato Jhumritalaiya. Apnar neeschoy mono aachey Jhumritalaiya thakiya radio or Bibvidh Bharti ganer programme o sob cheyey beshi onurodh jai. Okhon Bangalore ar Hyderabad o tetool supply er chuto ek ta bebsa kori. Jeta sambar rosom kortey ei khano kajo lagey.
Silchar.com o id khultey hoiley masik rojgar $ (US Dollar) yey ko to jigai. Amar hoi lo chaair ana aathaana loiya karbar. Dollar, Sterling, Euro, Yen, Dirham ita ami bhuji na ar oto kom paisa dollar yey convert korety apnarar server shoi gelo karon, bahut deceimeler porey shankya awai server are tar related software jetat silchar.com hosting kora hoichey hotobuddhi hoiya error message deechey. Amar dharona apnarar ei site o khali Vhilaiti Sylethi babu ar babuni ra rey id khultey encouragement kora hoi.
Ami bhavram ei je chhai-bhosso ami lekhram onner shuru kora topic ar id thakiya bondho kori ditam. Karon onno rar je communicate kortey oshuvidha hor ita theek, koyek jon ektu birokto o hoichoin ami bhujtey parram.
Phurti ar khushi tey thakoin.
Regards
Bittu
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Dear Saumik,
Thanks, tumar je sob gool-golpo bhala lagchey tar lagiya, tar cheyey o boro kotha je khub hascho. Hashi jinish ta market o dhurlov hoi jar. Ar keechu din porey hoi to pawa jai to nai.
Amarey ek din ek addat ek joney jigaichla je Aarshola are Mosha sesh korar kuno upai aachey kina?
(Prithivir je khano jao ei dui projati pai bai.)
Ami koilam : « Aachey, prithivir sob desher manush ra jodi aarsola ar mosha khawa suru korey tai ley. »
Bhadrolkey koila, « Kemney ? »
Ami koilam : » Jei aarsola ar Mosha sobey khawa aarmbho korbo logey logey nuton nuton technology aaibo bazar o, aarshola ar mosha dorar lagiya. Nana rokom MNC firms ei bebshar peechey teka lagaibo. Boro boro pukur koriya moshar chaash hoibo export korar lagiya, bazar o bahut uthi borolok poida hoibo. Nordomar jol are ranna ghorer kunat aarsholar chash hoibo kutheer shilpo hisabey. Moshar kilo hoi jaibo Rs.80 in open market ar aarshola per kg hoi jaibo Rs.100. Ghor, bari, nala, nordoma kunu khan oar mosha ar aarshola pawa jaito nai. Amrar mo to sob manush yey ha pittash korbo ar koibo, dekho ki rokom daam bari gechey , sapthayey ek deener beshi khawar uapi nai.” !!!
Ami aro koilam; “Tobey eitar ekta kharap dik aachey, jara mosharir, Hexit, nanarokom mosha aarshola marar pesticider bebsa korey, tara sick industry te rupantorito hoibo. Bongio buddhijeevira chai er cup o tufan tulba. Bongio Marks badira hoi to rugno shilpo chalu rakhar lagiya aandolon korba ar kendrio sorkarer mundupat korba, hoito ba “ Bharat Bandh” dhakba, jeta khali Gourio Bongo Desho o palito hoibo”
Eta shuniya oi bhadrolokey kechu shomoiy amar deekey phel phel koriya chaiya, taratari adda chariya bhagchila.
Anyway, Have a nice time.
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Dear Bittu,
For GOD'S sake donot be so serious YOU KNOW THAT WE ALL LOVE YOU :-* Tell us some nice joke . Fast . ;D |
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shuno reba soumik_c, oto hasiyo naa..... keu dekhi laibo sundar daat.... ;D ;D tarpore bujhray to kita hoibo.... ;) ;) ikhano hokkol sundari ra nu ghura ghuri koroin :D
[quote author=soumik02 link=board=0420&num=1056198300&start=30#44 date=10/29/03 at 14:51:09]
bhebhutada.....apne to jomai disoin...ajke ami prothom ai section porlam..bahut moja laglo..ghorer dure thakia ita porle besh masti lage....ar bhebhutada afne natun kichhu korlan ni ajke alker moddhe ....korle amarare janain.....amra o jani.....afnar kotha suni ar boro hasi.....
bye the way i am soumik from silchar.presently workin in bangalore.......
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Hi Bittu,
I am Ruma ( from Shillong) now working at Pune. I came to know about this site few days back from a Sylethi friend here. I really enjoyed the jokes written by you while going through Sylethi jokes section in the site. I intended to write this in Sylethi but could not manage the flow and keyboard. The major surprise is that you are also from Shillong as mentioned in one of your brief intro.
I could not stop laughing the way you described your occupation in one reply.
Your current business with ‘Tetool’ supply in South India is amazing and previous occupation near Jhumritaliya is unparallel.
But you got caught with the following anomalies, what would be your justification for a guy failing 4 times in class IX and leaving study
- Having good concept on web hosting?
- Having Khenti as university friend?
- Having quite precise information on fish supply depot of Bangladeshis in London?
- Having reasonably well informed and clear concepts on market economy, management, political and class system?
Le’ me tell you Bhebuta character is incorrigible.
Keep up hilarious work.
Ruma
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Dear Shankar,
Thanks for everything, Find below the Bhevuta weekender
Bhevuta ekbar kichu boi poriya taan barit Homoeopathic chkitsya armbho korla. Jana suna koyek jon tan rey dekhaiya oushod loiya gelo. Dui ek jon bhala o hoi gelo, ar itai tan nam ektu chorai gelo daktar hisabey.
Ek din tain chamber o boi raichoin emon shomoi ek roga lomba jorho kaker mo to cehara loiya ek beta tan chamber o uposthit hoilo.
Bhevutarey koilo : “ Dakatar babu amar boro problem”
Bhevutai koila: “ ta bhujram, apnar ila hokunor chawor mo to cehara keney?’
Betai koilo: “ daktar babu amar bujchoin ni….
Beta rey kotha sesh na kortey diya Bhevutai koila: Lampa kori jhibba bar koroin“
Betai jibbha bar koriya dekahilo.
Bevhurtai jigaila: Paikhana kila hoi?
Beati koilo: Kala, guteel guteel
Bhevutai koila: Hmmm, apnar to chagoler dosha hoichey.
Betai koilo: Apney amar problem ta shunoin doya koriya.
Bhevutai koila: Kita problem?
Betai koilo: Amar maatha jhim jhim korey, peth gur gur korey, nakey shon shon korey, kaney jhik jhik korey, bukey dhuk puk korey, golai ghor ghor korey aar hatu thok thok korey.
Bhevutai koila: Hmmm,
Koiya ek ta puria bandhla oushoder, puria ta betar hatho diya koila.
“ Apnar shorir ta ek ta factory hoi gecehey bhujchoin ni. Je oushod dilam eta khain je, ita rey koi Lockout Dawai. Ek puria khaiba shob bondho hoiya pori thak bo” !!!!
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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hum bolega to bologe ki bolta hai.ruma devir mail porlam,ishara o bujhlam.aiccha koin apnarar khobor kita.amar buddhi suddhi kom tobuo admin babure request bituu babur behbhuta re paikhanar link thakia bair koria ar ekta link o nein. caption dein behbhutar kando karkhana. bout din dhoria keur piche porchi na, murga hokol shabdhan hoi geche.shesh korar age khali ita koi dei je sankar babu ekjon mosto boro alu, mane dush ache arki. |
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hum bolega to bologe ki bolta hai.ruma devir mail porlam,ishara o bujhlam.aiccha koin apnarar khobor kita.amar buddhi suddhi kom tobuo admin babure request bituu babur behbhuta re paikhanar link thakia bair koria ar ekta link o nein. caption dein behbhutar kando karkhana. bout din dhoria keur piche porchi na, murga hokol shabdhan hoi geche.shesh korar age khali ita koi dei je sankar babu ekjon mosto boro alu, mane dush ache arki. |
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Apnara sobre ami pranam janailam. kintu ita to bhal lagse na ki Isa devi agun jalaiya sori gela, ita to afne thik korchoin na go nibain te aiya agun. Nyle sankar babur sarir beshi purbo, buchhoin ni. Aar Bittu babur aar bebhuta babur jogra poriya boro anando pylam, bittu babue chance pyle bebhuta babure kesha keshi dein aar bebhuta babu sori gele abar gan giyn.Bebhuta babur samay budhoy khub kom tain amabaishayar chand hoiya dekha dein, budhoy dam barain niger, ita koroin na je niger manusher loge abar dam barani kita.Apnara bhudhoy bhavra nutan dukhia beshi mathe, kintu kita kortam adat se majboor. Apnarar uttar pyle khub kushi hoimu. |
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Dear ALL,
Thanks for everything. Do you know that my another identity is “ kon gun nai tar kapale agun “ Taile katha hoilo jar gun nai tar to dush thakboi re ba, seta Alur houk ba piyazer houk. ;) Ar baki roilo purar bhoi, jar kapale agun tar abar purar bhoi kita? ???
Bittu, Thanks. One more pl.
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Dear All,
Thanks a lot. Thank you very much.
Thanks to Esa/Isa for allowing me to write junks on the topic started by her and tolerating me for more than a month in that column.
Thanks to Shankar, Hari Babu, Supriyo, Soumik, Ruma, Mrs Amuk, Mr. Tomuk for liking those junks and smiling.
Thanks to the critiques and people who felt irritated from those junks.
But I am sure one thing all of you would agree that
Bhevuta is successful in generating laughter outside that of “bosta-pocha” copied/ forwarded internet conventional jokes.
This topic has created the maximum viewership ( 900+) and comments (50+) , till today which is the highest under that section.
Also it has increased number of hits in the website to certain extent. The success of website is measured with number of hits. Request you all to spread information of this site and allow it to become more successful.
Last but not the least, the topic started by Ms. Esa/Isa with “ Peechla Paikhanat baagher aachar khawa” loiya. Let me conclude it from my part with “ paikhana moochar” chutki diya.
Bhevuta ekdin adda marat gechoin, addat pouchaitey ektu deri hoichey. Tain jokhon addat pouchaila tokhon tumul hoi hottogol are torka-torki choler. Bhevutar bujhthey ektu shomoi laglo je torker bishoy ta kita. Bhevutai monojug diya bandhurar kotha shuntey lagla. Keechukhon shunar porey tain bhujla je torker bishyoy hoilo
Toilet tissue paper roll rey banglai kitha koi.
1st friend : “ Toilet tissue paper rey banglai koi Poschaatdesh Moochar Kagoz”
2nd friend: “ Tui pagol, oto boro bangla proti shobdo hoitey ou parena, toilet tissue paper rey banglai koi Kagozi Roomal”.
3rd friend: “ Kagozi Lebu shunchi, kintu baper jonmey kagozi roomal yer kotha shunchi na, jeta ou houk roomal diya to lokey mukh moochey, amara to oinno ongobishesh moochar math matram”
Bhevutai eta shuniya mucki mucki hastey armbho korla.
Bandhurar dhristi hotat Bhevutar digey porlo, tara jigai la
“ Hala tui doorey boiya mucki hasoch kita? Tui janoch ni toilet tissue paper rey banglai kita koi?’
Bhevuta: “ Ami murkho manush, torar mo to sob ponditer kotha shuniya hasath aachlam”
Bandhura: “Jana thkaley ko, nai ley ei rokom ga jalani khek khek hashi hasich na”
Bhevta: “ Aschyojo tora sob ponditer dol, ei shoja bangla ta janoch na?”
Bandhura: “ Shuja bangla ta kita? Janaiya amra rey dhonyo kor”
Bhevuta; “ Orey, toilet tissue paper rey poschatdesh moochar kagoz ba kagozi roomal koi na, ita rey suddho bangali koi HAAGOZ” !!!!!!!!!!
A favourite song of mine has the following lines
In everything there is a turn, turn, turn
A time to make, a time to break
A time to laugh, a time to cry
A time to kill, a time to heal
In everything there is a turn, turn, turn
A TIME TO START A TIME TO STOP.
Bye. May God bless you.
Regards
Bittu
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A TIME TO START A TIME TO STOP
What stop ? ??? ??? We will kill you, if YOU STOP. |
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once again requesting admin to take all the bebhoota jokes under another link.paikhanar gondho suniya bebhootar golpho porte ar bhala lage na. bittu babu e lekhoin bhala kintu okhon mono hor tain jeno ektu proud hoi jaira manushor proshongsha suniya.tan kothai mono hoi tain jeno ei site chalaira ar amar naam dhoiya tain jeta bitlami lekha lekhoin er lagiya shob manush ei site o ai.nijer dhul nije pitayo na, itare englishe koi 'humble' hou. ami dekho bebhoota manush suja kotha ekkebare mukhor upre koi, putkir piche kanakani kori na. |
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kita re ba silchare_jabra.....tumi ore ba mato ...akhn jodi na hasi te kita bura boyoso hastam ni kau sain dekhi...akhoni to maiya tara dekto ....pore dekhle nu....bipod kita kau.. :P..bad dau ita mat tumi kisu golpo dau na kene ba....tumi to sunchi bhala maskari korte faro...te dau na ek dui khan.... |
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Hello amar silchar.com er bandhura. Amar kotha budhoy bittu babur aar shankar babur khub kharap lagse karon shankar babu e to amare sunaila aar bittu babu to tan takia o baria tain to sobre page sar bar lagi koidila jodio indirectly budhiman manush to. Ami thakle jodi apnarar oto gat lage te ami jiyar giya. Ekta kotha bramha talut dukher na je bebhuta i to kunu baktaibbya rakhla na , dorai gela na kita. Na na dorain na je ami bittu babur moto apnar naam loiya joke shuru kortam nai, aar ami hoilam giya maye manush apnar kunu bang u kortam partma nai. Ek kan kotha mono hoilo, bittu babu re ekta request Mr tamuk keta ektu koin je asta silchar.com porlam kintu tan patta to pilam na, na apne amar namor loge chondo korla. |
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kita matitam
bajan ros paikanat ita lagi mastor bacigasa
aro dio ila ak du ta
tumi akta jinish
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Ekhano sob thanda hoi gela dekhi? Ta thanda pora arombho hoichey, ita kintu theek.
Dilip
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bout din pore ailam.asholey amar nijer computer nai ar poisha jomaiya cafet aite lagey.temon poisha o nai je roz aitam.er modhye buddhi suddhi kom.ek din aiya pori,tar porerdin bhabhi er porey jobab dei.mrs amuk e amare mono korchoin dekhiya khushi hoilam.bittu,sankar tarar mono kochkochi hoite parey kintu kita korbai.sankar, aids khali suichor khucha thakia hoina,sudhraijao. ar bittu, betai to bhabher je samner bochoror noble prize tain u paiba. te shuno, dambhik hoiyo na. aro jokes lekho,amrare hashao,tumar modhye jogyota ache,jibone aro boro hoibai.amar jibon sombhondhe aro kichu golpo lekho te hoito amar atmojeevoni lekhar lagiya dakte pari.be humble. |
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:) :)Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day, he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this," so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk, he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving, had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. By the time he arrived home, he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but as stinky as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner-the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next 10 minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!" To his shock and horror, there were 12 dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
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Hello amar bhaira abong bainra. apnerar jokes ami sobsamay pori aar koekdin na porle eirokom lage jerokom dui din paikhana na hoile lage. Bebhuta babur joke boro bhal laglo kintu afne jodi sylethi te lekhta te aro bhal laglo ne. Ita re koi deshi kutta hoiya bilati kuttar dakh. |
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Dear Mr./ Ms. Prajapati,
Come out of your smallest and ugliest thought.
[quote author=Prajapati link=board=0420&num=1056198300&start=0#3 date=07/02/03 at 13:09:29]
Prem shuru hoilo na kita paikhana r joke tone ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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[quote author=Bebhuta link=board=0420&num=1056198300&start=60#63 date=11/15/03 at 13:54:42]
:) :)Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. ..............etc etc.......After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!" To his shock and horror, there were 12 dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
>:( >:(
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You should have written a line saying that it is a joke from one of the joke sites. CUT and PASTE is okay, but it should be declared. What a coincidence, I downloaded this joke in 1998 November!!! |
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Dear External Examiner,
Good observation. Thanks. Let us all follow this golden rule. Cut--Paste is OK. But courtesy demands acknowledgement.
Let us continue with more jokes. ;D |
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;D wut a joke ;D ;D ;D ....main subject is toilet ;D ;D |
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I am from Guwahati and my mother tongue is Assamese. I was fortunate to have spent two years in Silchar where I was introduced to the Sylheti culture. I found the people to be full of jest and earthy humour. Wit hangs in the air of silchar. In the office, in the market place, in the drawing room.... everywhere. Even an ordinary brawl provided so much entertainment...I am convinced that it is the raw power of the language that lends so much strength to an ordinary expression. I tried to pick it up but with little success. It has been ages since I left Silchar.. but the effect was parmanent. So much that I feel proud to call myself an honourary Sylheti. The jokes take me in a nostalgic trip. Aar khita mattam.Tumrare khoilamnu bejaan khosto lage. Okhon ai giya. |
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Hello my friends , amar ekta jinish khub kharap lager ki ei joke numberer prati sab hotath nirob hoigesoin. If I can correctly remember this was the most popular joke two months ago and it is indeed popular now also, I thing the most funny thing goes here, so..................welcome back.
WISH YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY,PEACEFUL AND A PROPEROUS NEW YEAR |
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nadi ranir budh hoi paikhanar proti kunu durbolota ache, er lagiya tain ghuria phiria ikhanou ain. isabgol khao, shob porishkar hoi jaibo. |
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Kita reba ductor babu afne dekhi nadi ranir pise forla, baiyafar kita, nadi ranir kase budhoy afner moto ductor nai eir lagi tan ekhano aite lage bucchhoin ni. |
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;D :D ha ha khub bhala disos...aaro de 8) |
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Farisi boutdin agei, kintu ita faikhana-uikhanar bhitre hamaibar icchha asil naay. Kintu aaaaaaar na matiya farlam na. Fista baraibar lagiya (5 nombor soler) ita kita soler? Mul golfor thaki shariya okhon hokkole khali andu maat mater. Tarmoiddhhe Bebhutay je gondhawala golfo sarsoin, tiktam fariyar na.Please, aibar igure bondho khoroin. |
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Abar ei column chup hoigese. Aar budhoy karur ei joke numberer prati pyar nai. Aiccha te amio jaigiya.
ta ta bye bye |
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apne jaragini ?
kita bishoy
paikhanay dhorlo ni?
ekan boi loia jauka.. |
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Kita ba eta koi taki tukaiya paiso jokes ? haste haste peto bedna... ami tumare chini Esa.... You are from hailakandi Public school road, isn't it ? I came to know you are comming to visit India shortly, if you come do let us know .. we will meet you ....
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parisboy
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Kitago londoni shunamoni tumi bhala asoni.ami paris taki khoiar. amare ekta mail korbaini? tura tumar loge gof khortam aslam amar mail address maruf_29@hotmail.com
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afnara sho bala ason ni? |
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DHULA MISAL
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[quote author=detective link=board=0420&num=1056198300&start=0#8 date=07/31/03 at 19:14:00]
kita re ba ashim.....nijer dhak nije pitanir obhyas gelo na ni....
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Ahsan Shameem
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Dear all,
Tobe sunun amar kahini.ami goto qurbani eid kore bari firchilam by train.mohon gonj to mymensing.heavy bhir train e ek bhodro lok tar 4 bochor er bacha ke train er lages rakhar gaygai bosiye dilo, tu kichukhon por ami feel korlam ami khub ghamchi amar rumal ber kore ami matha muchlam abar ghamchi abar muchlam. suddenly one passanger told me that, upor theke ki jeno apnar mathay porche !! ami cheye dekhi really something falling from the lages cabinet and that is, patla paikhana.... bujhun abostha, etokhon ja muchlam ta bachatar patla paikhana chilo.tar por bomi korte korte basay firechi.
Best regd.
Shameem
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Nari
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Te kahani ta to khubsundar, kintu amar proshno hoilo esa devi gela koi.
Hi to all my friends of this joke box, i was absent in this adda for a while , missed you all a lot. But now I'm back again and hope will be regular in posting.
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Biswajit Dutta
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Hi
Isa,
tumar jokes suniea ak to ao hasi pielona age dyea balo jokes sunieo huda ammrar taka kane nosto karlai . sooooo hope 2 hear a gr8 one frm u soon........................ tata !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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naim
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cool |
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Sahed Choudry
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Re: otto Joldi Kita baba,
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Dear Issa Mamu,
Khub bhala laglo tumarey ino paiya. I also regularly visit this adda. Also dekhio barakvalley sight.
Sahed
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samrat roy
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hmmm......really nice
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11/03/04 at 16:24:55 » |
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miss esa,
well this is the first time, i am visiting this site. i was truely fascinated by browsing the site. it took me back to my olden golden days. anyway.....talking about your joke, i must say that was fun to read. even better to know that someone who is across the seven seas........probably surrounded by the glitter and glamour of the sophisticated western world, still cherishes her root. well......same here. i am currently residing in new delhi........doing priveate job. i do possess a sense of humour and am looking forward to hear more from you.
thats all for now.
keep in touch. bye!!!!!!
[quote author=Asim Choudhury link=board=0420&num=1056198300&start=0#1 date=07/01/03 at 07:14:43]
Dear Isa,
Your joke was wonderful. What are you doing in london? Write to me if you can. I am in Delhi and am in real love with my Sylhetti culture. Am running an NGO and plan to promote Sylheti culture in a big way. Will you be of help to us? My email address is asimchowdhury@rediffmail.com
Regards,
Asim
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saad ahmed
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;D |
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avatyma
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whats the fuss about? |
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manirup
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Re: Paikana na oile tho jaan baslo na ne !?!?!?!
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Dekhso ni reba. Arektu aggain dojon...Guiness Record oi jaibo..Koto prem dekhsi...kintu gu-thakiya prem budh oi prothom dekhmu..thik dekhtam to na, shunmu ba pormu.
By the way, Tumi ke rego.Amaro to bari hailakandi-t. Ekhon NOIDA-t thaki. Ke emon sundori asil je miss hailakandi aar miss silchar oisil. S.S college-o porsil..(Ami oboshyo G.C. College-o Porsi, kintu amar baba Principal asla S.S. College-or). Abar pore Patna thakiya mba korse..Amar jaana mote Ananya Chakrabarty-r moto sundor meye hailakandi-t to aar nai, je kina Mumbai thake..ekhon abar London. Tumar thik thik porichoy deo...
Manirup Sinha (Munku)
[quote author=Isa Choudhury link=board=0420&num=1056198300&start=0#2 date=07/02/03 at 11:58:12]
Dear Asim ,
It's wonderful to hear from you dear ... are you the so called Asim Choudhury who writes jokes on the silchar.com web site ? Wow!!! i was really looking to contact you.
Well, about me? I live here in london for the last 9 months ,myself originally from Hailakandi and i was in Mumbai for the last 4 years ,had been working with Manikchand group, i came here in UK last october 2002 and working as of the sole representative (GM) of J.K.Industries,our head office is in Guwahati. I am a graduate from S.S.College, Hailakandi and did M.B.A from Patna.
I'm truly glad to hear from you and of course i would be proud to help you to promote Sylhety coulture in any respect. Do let me know how to help you, one thing i must say you that I am truly a busy person "kintu amar besto-tar maje ami kotha dilam maa-r vasha-r lagi shomoy dimu, ok?"
Do let me know more about you, I will write you in some other time as at the moment I am far away from my house, i have to go back in the evening . I came here in a county site of Northern Ireland for a business trip.
hope to hear from you soon .
bye
Isa Choudhury
Ireland
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Didibhai
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Hello Bittu
This is first time I visited this site. I must say your jokes are hilarious. I came on the site @ 10pm GMT only had 1/2 hr break, it is now nearly 3 am. I will certainly convey those jokes when we have our adda here in UK. I was brought up in the UK but have pure passion for India, especially our Sylheti culture. Its nice to see that although most of u live outside Sylheti culture you still have the same passion. Unfortunately, I have so many relatives living now Kolkata who are absolutely gob smacked :o when I speak to them in Sylheti. They have all forgotten their native tongue----Shame :-X
If anyone out there would like help me writing my thesis on Sylheti Hindu's ("Nation-Less") please come forward.
Keep up the good work.
This is a real story. I am trying to write in sylheti please excuse the spelling I am not as good you all.
amar door shomporker boner jamai a phone kori sob re koila tain ekta chchele hoiche. Kau bishash korlo na. ek mash pore nimontron ailo borto/naam karan hoibo ekta mandiro, kau gelo na. teen mash pore shuna jai je tain teek chchele hoiche. je din tain chchele hoiche ei din asil 1st April.
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[quote author=Ruma link=board=0420&num=1056198300&start=45#49 date=10/31/03 at 07:14:46]
Hi Bittu,
I am Ruma ( from Shillong) now working at Pune. I came to know about this site few days back from a Sylethi friend here. I really enjoyed the jokes written by you while going through Sylethi jokes section in the site. I intended to write this in Sylethi but could not manage the flow and keyboard. The major surprise is that you are also from Shillong as mentioned in one of your brief intro.
I could not stop laughing the way you described your occupation in one reply.
Your current business with ‘Tetool’ supply in South India is amazing and previous occupation near Jhumritaliya is unparallel.
But you got caught with the following anomalies, what would be your justification for a guy failing 4 times in class IX and leaving study
- Having good concept on web hosting?
- Having Khenti as university friend?
- Having quite precise information on fish supply depot of Bangladeshis in London?
- Having reasonably well informed and clear concepts on market economy, management, political and class system?
Le’ me tell you Bhebuta character is incorrigible.
Keep up hilarious work.
Ruma
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Dax babu,
Shuja nak borabor hat tey thako, dui krosh jawar porey kanda bai 5 mile jao tar porey 11 mile baju bai jao.
Jhumritolaiya pai bai.
Na pailey Khata paikhana ekkhan pai bai.
Cheers
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SHUTKI
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Oba dax da,
Jhumritalaiya hoilo MP state o. Jadi tumi Poona taki Delhi, Jhelum expresso jao, tobe poror din Bhupal chharanir pore Jhumritalaiya paibai. Asole ou jagata famous hoi gechhlo bivid varatir doulate. Tara post office o card print koriya bechto. Film or naam, ganor naam ita fill up koriya pathai dileu hoito. Ekhono tara ota kore tobe TV r doyai kichhu kom hoi gechhe. Jhumritalaiyar pore aar ekta naam paibai, ota hoilo
Rajnandgao. Igu hoilo Maharashtrat. GK onek dilam. Khata paikhanat jaio naa.
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Shutki,
Confidently wrong information deecho. But I like people who are confident with their mistakes.
Besh bhala bhavey Jhumritalya rey MP state o patahi deecho.
Kintu Jhumritaliya hoilo in Koderma district of now Jharkhand (previously Bihar) and comes on Ranchi - Patna Road.
The area is famous for Mica deposits. You can go there from Hazaribagh Road Railway Station, Paresnath also. Nearest railway station is Koderma.
The pin code of Jhumritelaiya is 825409 and STD code (6534).
All over India it is famous due to earlier days of Requests for Songs in Bividh-Bharati
The other details are given for your update
Area : 1311.63 sq. kms.
District Headquarter : Kodarma
History : After the break up of the originial Hazaribagh district Kodarma came into being. Koderma is the only town in the district. The six blocks in the district are : Barkatha, Champaran, Jainagar, Kodarma, Markacho and Satgawan. There are 655 villages in the district
Total population : 629264
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• Rural :
• Urban :
• Scheduled Castes : 104186
• Scheduled Tribes : 8978
Communications : Kodarma town is on the national highway connecting Ranchi and Patna. Kodarma railway station is also on the main grand chord connecting Calcutta and Delhi.
Agriculture : Paddy is the main crop. Maize, bazra and pulses are also grown.
Parliamentary Constituency : Kodarma.
Assembly Constituencies : Bagodar, Barkatha, Dhanwar, Gandey, Jamua (SC), Kodarma.
Industries : There are no major industries. Some small scale and cottage industries do exist. There is abundance of Mica deposits in the district. Quartz / Felspar is the other major mineral in the district.
Places of Tourist interest : Ghorsima and Tilaiya.
Best of luck
Jhumur Lal Chaubey Chakrabarty
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Jhumurlal dada,
Iiishhh!!! tumi reba geographyt amare down dilai lai. Tumi kita Jhumritalaiya thako ni?
Teu ekhon ekta porikkha dilao. Kou dekhi Laduma kunkhano? Kou dekhi Molong punji Kunkhano? Koite parle aami tumare £5 dimu. Hacha koiram.
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Shutki Didimoni,
Ami Jhumriteliyat bahut din tkahchi. Teka-poisa, ana, pai ita bhuji.
5 poundey koto ana hoibo Didimoni? Koi kilo shidol shutki kina jaibo?
Eta bhujley porrikha dewar chesta kortey pari !
Apney dheki koitey paroin ni Kirdomkulai , Tuting, Oimachi, Tegusigalpa, Haathibari kun khano?
Tailey apnarey ami baro-ana dimu
Ami hoilam,
Itihashey patihaash, daki pek pek
Onkey shunya ar Bhugol etey Gol
Namskarantey
Jhumurlal Chaubey Chakravarty
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DeepC
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aaske prothom baar silchar.com e aisi. bakka bhala lagse. sylheti koite kunu dino bhala koira shikte parsi na. siter dictionarir thakia shikar chesta korram. kintu aabar koite lagbo, ita ekta chalia site!! :) |
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Dear Esa,
Your jokes not bad, keep it up !!!!!!!!
Love Taniya |
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Ek din ek rajar ghore ek rajkumar jonmilo.Rajay joldi taarfrodan ujirde janailo.Ujire huniya khoilo khoborta huniya totota aaram pailam jotota aaram aami paikanar pore pai.Rajay kothata huniya bishom rag Oiya bondir Aadesh korla.Ekhon Ujiror bichar oito.Rajay ujiro-re koila tumito shashti payar juggyo.kothata shoniya ujir-re khoila Aamare shashti dein tobe Aamar ekta
Onurudh Aache.Rajay Jiggash korlo Ki Tumar onurudh? tokhon ujire khoila je Maharaj Aphne Aamar loge aami jekhane jai aphne o aamar loge jaite hobe.Raja ujiror kothay raji oiya ujiror logegiya nawkay(boat)te Utlen. ujir Nawka Chalaiya Bishal nodir maje diya jaite laglo.Ujir nodir kinare to jawar nam nai.kintu ujire rajar paikanar opeqay.Raja kichu Osthir howa
dhekiya Ujiror bujar baki thakhlona je rajar ekhonn Paikanay Dhorse.Rajar Gussa Utlo rajay giggash korla tumi ki chao? ujir uttar dila aamar mone oi aami aamar monjilor kinare pousi gesi. rajay khoila tumi nawka kinare lagao aami paikana kormu.ujir khola ektu dhorja dhoro moharaj.rajar ekhon obastha kahil. rajay khola Paikana na korle tho jaan baslo na. ujir nawka kinare niya khoila jaao maharaj paikana koriya aao. phiriya aawar fore ujir jigaila paikanar fore kila lagche.rajay khoila borro aaram paichi.aami ekhon bujte farchi paikhanar fore koto aaram oiy. aami tumare maf korlam. ekhon raj shobhay cholo. |
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nice joke, thanx
riman
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