Tanusree
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PECULIAR TALES
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10/29/03 at 16:14:18 » |
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Hokol re amar nomoshkar,
ei joke gula boro oshadaron...... mon diya porba....... and enjoy korba.....
Sl No. (1) :)
Historic Letter :
I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and
my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy.
Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow for train to go off and I am running with 'lotah' in one hand and 'dhoti' in the next when I am fall over and expose
all my shocking to man and female women on plateform.I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station.
This too much bad, if passenger go to make dung
that dam guard not wait
train five minutes for him. I am therefore pray
your honour to make big
fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making
big report to papers."
Okhil Chandra Sen wrote this letter to the
Sahibganj divisional railway
office in 1909. It is on display at the Railway
Museum in New Delhi. It was also reproduced under the caption "Travellers' Tales" in the Far Eastern Economic Review.
Any guesses why this letter was of historic value?
It apparently led to the introduction of toilets on
trains. :D :D :D :D :D |
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Tanusree
Tanusree
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Re: PECULIAR TALES
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10/30/03 at 15:14:23 » |
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Sl No.(2)
Strange But True Deaths
Here supposedly are true accounts of crazy deaths. I am not vouching for
their authenticity--only their humor.
JUST PLAIN BAD LUCK -------------------- A fierce gust of wind blew
45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples, Italy, in 1983.
He managed to break a window, climb out and swim to shore--where a tree blew
over and killed him.
ALWAYS LOOK BOTH WAYS --------------------- Mike Stewart, 31, of Dallas was
filming a movie in 1983 on the dangers of low-level bridges when the truck
he was standing on passed under a low-level bridge-- killing him.
TAKE NOVOCAINE --------------- Walter Hallas, a 26-year-old store clerk in
Leeds, England, was so afraid of dentists that in 1979 he asked a fellow
worker to try to cure his toothache by punching him in the jaw. The punch
caused Hallas to fall down, hitting his head, and he died of a fractured
skull.
NEVER RETURN TO THE SCENE -------------------------- George Schwartz, owner
of a factory in Providence, R.I., narrowly escaped death when a 1983 blast
flattened his factory except for one wall. After treatment for minor
injuries, he returned to the scene to search for files. The remaining wall
then collapsed on him, killing him.
POOR SUCKER -------------- Depressed since he could not find a job,
42-year-old Romolo Ribolla sat in his kitchen near Pisa, Italy, with a gun
in his hand threatening to kill himself in 1981. His wife pleaded for him
not to do it, and after about an hour he burst into tears and threw the gun
to the floor. It went off and killed his wife.
CHECK THE PULSE FIRST ----------------------- In 1983, Mrs. Carson of Lake
Kushaqua, N.Y., was laid out in her coffin, presumed dead of heart disease.
As mourners watched, she suddenly sat up. Her daughter dropped dead of
fright.
FRAUD DOESN'T PAY ------------------- A man hit by a car in New York in 1977 got up uninjured, but lay back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to pretend he was hurt so he could collect insurance money. The car rolled forward and crushed him to death.
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Saptarshi Das
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Re: PECULIAR TALES
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11/21/03 at 07:44:12 » |
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Hi,
The jokes wre really superb. A true relax tonic. Such jokes should be posted more. Keep it up.
Regards
Sapta |
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Stranger_sandy
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Re: PECULIAR TALES
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12/05/03 at 23:44:09 » |
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Ami chuto thak te sunchilam ek Hiyale (Fox) daakle aar ek hiyale daak bou, hiyal or daak hiyale bujhe.
Aagreji joke sunte sunte bore hoiya sylethi joke sunar lagiya aaichlam kintu eekhano to dekhi synglish choler, dhur ba boring.
Sandy |
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aamireba
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Re: PECULIAR TALES
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12/07/03 at 15:09:10 » |
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kitita koitam didi..
hara din ofiso moria aaia raait oou joke otta phori jaate aamrar silchoror thura maatkotha aar ektoo nijar mainsor moto haistam pari .. ibaar aapneo jodi ola gian thain taao ono..mane oou joke boxo..taaile to ekdom pmtr oijaibo.
aamrare aar bebootha koroinna jen.
shilleti joke ota pharia likhion jaate ono maane teen hajar maail duro boiia phorleo .. motilalor kotha ota mone phore.
namaskar aaigya.
aamireba.
* Never mind ur's were good and informative but too Wisdom- mag inspired and ovbiously in a wrong place.
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Rush
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Re:TALES
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01/02/04 at 17:10:38 » |
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::) Ami tumartanor ashoro akkoibare noa. Aktu ashbar lagi email dekath laglam. Kinthu hou aktai! Aotho puran puran goff hunthe hunthe ar bal lagena. Notun kisshu bar koro. Ultai-paltai purantare koia ar koto giani dekaithay. Notun notun bar korar ceshta koro betain. Ila ar koto chabae. Bala lagcena oile deka tho lagce email khulia. Shomoy noshtoh korcho. Er poreo koram notun katha bar koro. Te oile deka jaibo kar asholeh gian kotokhan.
Inglish noa bachar amrar lagi bala khabar loia auk otau chai.
Dhoinnabad tomrare. Ar din matmune. |
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Juar
Juar
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Re: PECULIAR TALES
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07/13/04 at 13:26:32 » |
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Dear Friends ,
The story goes that some time ago a man punished his 5-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became even more upset when the child pasted the gold paper so as to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless,
the little girl brought the gift box to her father the next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy."
The father was embarrassed by his earlier overreaction, but his anger flared again when he found the box was empty. He spoke to her in a harsh manner, "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Daddy,it's not empty. I blew kisses into it until it was full." The father was crushed.
He fell on his knees and put his arms around his little girl,
and he begged her to forgive him for his unnecessary anger.
An accident took the life of the child only a short time later
and it is told that the father kept that gold box by his bed for all the years of his life. And whenever he was discouraged or faced difficult problems he would open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.
In a very real sense, each of us as human beings have been given a golden box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our children, family, friends and God. There is no more precious possession anyone could hold.
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Juar
Juar
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Re: PECULIAR TALES
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07/13/04 at 13:27:13 » |
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* Friends are like angels who lift us to our feet when our wings
have trouble remembering how to fly. Think positive and act. This is
nice - finding something positive out of every negative which we don't
always manage to do.
* I am thankful....For the husband who snores all night, because
he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else.
* For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes,
because that means she is at home & not on the streets.
* For the taxes that I pay, because it means that I am employed.
* For the mess to clean after a party, because it means that I
have been surrounded by friends.
* For the clothes that fit a little too snug, because it means I
have enough to eat.
* For my shadow that watches me work, because it means I am out
in the sunshine.
* For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need
cleaning, because it means I have a home.
* For all the complaining I hear about the government, because
it means that we have freedom of speech.
* For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot,
because it means I am capable of walking and that have been
blessed with transportation.
* For the pile of laundry and ironing, because it means I have
clothes to wear.
* For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day,
because it means I have been capable of working hard.
* For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours,
because it means that I am alive. |
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Juar
Juar
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Re: PECULIAR TALES
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07/13/04 at 13:31:00 » |
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Ek Madrasi e koilo taar syleti bondu re.... hoi ....I want to watch the movie movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie
did he really want to see?
;D
Ans. Dil Chhata Hai....... |
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Nari
Nari
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Re: PECULIAR TALES
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07/13/04 at 20:27:06 » |
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Juar really nice stuff coming up from your side, very good keep it up.
the story of golden box is really a touching one . |
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Shankar_Chakravarti
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Re: PECULIAR TALES
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07/14/04 at 05:14:20 » |
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Dear Juar,
U R our newest member and telling us loveliest Golden story . More stories pz. BTW, U got yr first vote. ;D
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Juar
Juar
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Re: PECULIAR TALES
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07/14/04 at 08:37:30 » |
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Thanks Nari and Shankar Da. |
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Juar
Juar
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Re: PECULIAR TALES
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07/14/04 at 08:52:30 » |
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Ek baar hoilo kita, ek jahaj o 3 deshor general jaoat aasla.Taara golpo korat aasla kaar deshor shoinik or beshi dom aase.
American general e taar ek shoinik re daakla aar taare aadesh dila, je jahaj taki laaf mari jolo nami shatar di jahaj chokkor katiya upre aaito.Shoinik tae thik je bhabe koa hoisil ola korlo. American general e baki dui jon re koila - " dekso ni re ba . eita hoilo dom "
German general e eibaar taan ek shoinik re daakla aar koila laaf mari jolo nami jahaj or 3 chokkor katiya upre aaito. Shoinik tae ola korlo.Tokhon German general e koila, dekso ni re ba dom kaare koe?
Eibaar aailo amraar Indian general or paala. Tain ek taar chira shoinik re dakaiya pathaila.Shoinik ta aaite tain koila , tumi jahaj taki laaf maari namiya jolo hatar di jahaj or 40 ta chokkor diya aao cain.Order shuniya to baaki dui general eo bhoe paila. Shoinik ige olpo chintailo. Taar pore taar emneu to thaake tar chira. Koilo aapne kita amare apnar babar chakor paila na kita? Indian general e baki dui jon er dike firiya koila , dekso ni - eita hoilo DOM. |
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Nari
Nari
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Re: PECULIAR TALES
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07/17/04 at 00:00:57 » |
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Ekbar kita hoilo janoin ni Ram aar Ravone juddho howar pore Ravone bhavlo na ami Sita mar shonge khub kharap baibohar korsi, ami okhon Ramer kase giya maaf saimu.
Gelo he Ramer kase giya koilo ami khub lojjito je ami ei kaaj korsi, ami okhon kun mukhe maaf saitam
Tokhon Ram e koila tumi to amare o chintat falaidilai, thik u to kun mukhe maaf chaitai tumar nu 10ta mukh. |
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