i_am_amnesiac
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Online Jokes Corner
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03/16/04 at 08:28:17 » |
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Hi folks. Just thought that we could share the jokes circulated via the net in a box. Here it is. I am making the first contribution, hopefully others will join. Just one request. This thread is not intended for DJs (dirty jokes), so please keep it clean & have a good laugh. ;D |
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i_am_amnesiac
i_am_amnesiac
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Jokes 1
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03/16/04 at 08:42:20 » |
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Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Yama was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based
on opinion or pre conceived notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.
PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly. Advani is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes. It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA". Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal platform for all three).
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes. Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes. Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."Tough one. He fails again. Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history. Yama says 'OK', but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". He replied "1947" and passed. Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?". He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000. Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes. It's Laloo's turn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Management Lesson:
"IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE" |
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krishanu_bhattjee
krishanu_bhattjee
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Re: Online Jokes Corner
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03/17/04 at 06:54:11 » |
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DJs are not allowed...ok....gotcha...are PJs allowed? amnesiac? here's one.
During one of the journeys from Silchar in local crowdy bus, a guy falls over (literally) an old woman.
The guy siad, Oh...I am so sorry :o
The road was a bumpy ride. The guy repeated the act unwilingly.
Oh...I am so sorry...again He said :o :o
Old woman said...shori shori koro tey shoro na keney ba. >:( >:(
(DJs r not alwd...ok....gtcha...its helthy & good....r PJs alwd thn?
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Nari
Nari
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Re: Online Jokes Corner
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03/18/04 at 17:19:43 » |
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one from me, its like this
Ekdin dui jubok jaira interview dite. Ek jubok khub buddhiman aar arek jubok ekdom foolish. To foolish juboke clever jubokre koilo tor naam to amar naamer age(before) dakbo to tui ek kaaj koris je answer dibe ektu jure(loudly) kois te ami shuni laimu te ami same answer dite parmu, tokhon clever juboke koilo thik ase.
Tadpore clever juboker naam daklo aar he bitre gelo, interviewer ra tare jigailo desh kobe shadhin hoisil, he koilo 1942 o howar kotha asil kintu 1947 o hoise, tadpode jigailo koekjon sahider(martyr) naam kou, he koilo sahid to bout jon asoin ek joner naam koile arek jone kharap pailiba, tadpode jigailo Netaji Subhash chandra Bose kobe mara gesla , he koilo ita okhono baroise na gobeshona choler, tar interview sesh hoilo aar okhon ailo foolish babaji.
Interviewer ra foolish juboker birth certificate na paiya tare jigailo tumar jonmo kobe hoisil, he koilo 1942 te howar kotha asil kintu 1947 o hoise. Interviewer tadpode jagailo te tumar babar naam kita, he koilo ita to bout jon asoin ek joner naam koile arekjon kharap pailiba. Interviewer rar matha gorom hoigelo aar tara jigailo tumi kita pagol ni, he koilo okhono baroise na gobeshona choler.
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