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NORO-SUNDER
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Barbers are always Hilarious. Starting from our old folk stories to modern literature everywhere the barber is described as the most cunning fellow with tremendous sense of humour and wit. I had encountered few barbers with remarkable sense of humour and which created a soft corner in my heart for that community. In Sanskrit they are described as
NORO-SUNDER. Means, the man who beautifies other man by cutting hair, shaving beard, trimming moustaches (not applicable for muchkunds) wherever applicable.
Now I have a question as every where the beauty parlors have mushroomed and our ladies and girls becoming dedicated client of theirs with a strong belief all the ladies working there as Chinese (though 99.78142% are from Nepal, Sikim and Manipur). My question, what we can call a lady who beautifies other lady.
As per Sanskrit guideline let me call them NARI-SUNDARI. I am sure no one will object. But just imagine if I call a lady in that profession NARI-SUNDARI what I will get in return? I have got 3 new pair of chappals so another pair may add on to my inventory but which will be disproportionately small in size.
So I leave it to you all, how to address a lady in hair cutting or other human female species beautification profession.
Also I have tremendous curiosity to know whether NARI-SUNDARI is having that good sense of humour of their male counterpart.
Here goes a true story about a barber........
Ramesh enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
Ramesh places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave he has ever experienced. After a few strokes Ramesh asks in a garbled speech.
"And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow morning like everyone else does." !!!
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Prashanata
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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Bittu da,
Phathai laicho . To be very precise at first instance it went tangentially. On realization of suroshik napiter boktobyo ami ar hashi thamai te parchi na. ; ;DD Jo to bar mono hor khali hashi par :D.
Kintu tumi to dhadat phalai dilai reba, so called lady napit of beauty parlour rey kita nam dewa jai ??? . Sylethit lekhley budhoi aro jomlo ne.
Aro kichu napiter golpo shunar oppekhai roilam :).
Prashanata
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Nayan
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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udaam !!! Bittu bhai !!! udaam..... tumi re ba ei section or boss....... you are the best !!!!!!! |
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Hari
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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Bittu Babu,
Welcome back. Apney nijer id loiya abar lekha arombho korchoin dekhiya khub bhala laglo. Napit bishoy ta interesting bahut rokom golpo achey. Jeta lekchoin itar rosh ta bhujtey ektu shmoi lagey, kintu ita fantastic.
Kintu apney kita sylethit lekha bondo kori dila ni? Asha kori ibar majhey majhey apnar gofor jhoori thakiya nananey binaner golpo shunmu.
Bhala thakba
Apnar binito
Hari
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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Dear Prashanta / Nayan / Hari babu
Thanks to all of you. Yes, I am back, now having my own id.
Thanks to admin of Mahaadda for granting me user id and password.
Dui ek kotha
I really enjoyed my earlier interaction in this section. Thanks to the friends who mailed me in this context. I regret for the delay in responding them.
I am sorry that the topic started here written in English but as all of you are aware it really takes more time with keyboard for typing in Sylethi.
I may not be inserting just typical jokes or chutkis of few lines. Rather I would try to bring real life incidents, with adding some flesh and masala on top of it, which may result to lengthy topic. Short “Chutkis” I will try to keep them in sylethi. But longer one may be in English and mix of sylethi & suddho bangla.
I hope you will take your time out to read them. And let me know your likings, disliking etc through this forum.
Thanks for bearing with me.
Regards
Bittu
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Dilip
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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Jomail lekhcho ba. Chaliya jao.
Napitini rey khub sundor bhasai ROOPCHORCHA BISHESAGGYA kowa jai ni ?
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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dear Bittu, Welcome back. Shab bala ni? |
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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Prothom Napit
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In our childhood the ritual of first Sunday morning of every month was hair cutting. Our father used to take us to a barber of an Italian saloon, who use to make us to sit on a stool made up of bricks (the brick is called It in Bengali) in open air and get the ‘Bati Chaath” hair cut. I had the belief for quite some time that all the haircutting saloons in Italy must be like that as the described one. I still remember the name of the barber “Jagdeesh”. He was from Ara district of kingdom of Magadh. Jagdeesh used to deploy the manual clipper mercilessly on our heads and when the hair size used to remain around 6 Cms in length, father used to conduct a test before giving the final acceptance to Jagdeesh. The test conducted was whether anybody could catch our hair by his fist. Some of the time Jagdeesh used to conduct the same on father’s behalf. After the haircut Jagdeesh used to give big smile (white 32 all out from a total black background) and said “ Bah Betua , bahoot accha laghat hai”.
Still today I am unable to understand what Jagdeesh wanted to convey?. Whether he felt great by performing the haircut or we looked smarter after the haircut?
This ritual came very handy to me for all my normal and extracurricular activities, as none of my teachers or local rivals could catch me on hairs during any not so peaceful interaction sessions.
A stray street dog used to park himself regularly near the Italian saloon junction of Jagdeesh. Once I was in queue for my turn to ride on that brick throne and get my haircut. Another gentleman was under midway of his haircut from Jagdeesh. That stray dog was looking steadily towards the gentleman-undergoing haircut,which irritated him a lot. He asked Jagdeesh “ Why your dog is looking at me like this”?.
Jagdeesh stopped his scissor and said “ Kiya karu babu, gareeb hein, I am a pure vegetarian but this dog is very greedy and he likes soft pieces of earlobe a lot !!!”.
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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11/13/03 at 13:23:23 » |
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bah ! bah ! besh bhala laglo onek din pore aaiya...
Ei napit er golpo shuniya ekta golpo mone hoilo...maane thik golpo nai...english e jaare koi " Fallacy "
Golpota hoilo eirokom...
Ek bhodrolok gesoin ek gramo ghurte. Giya tain dhookla ek Saloon-o shave korte. Chutto-mutto gramer saloon, ekjon napit. Te tain shave koraila...korte korte jaanla je ei gramo eitai ekmatro saloon aar napit babu ekmatro napit.
Napitre jaigaite he koilo, " Oi babu,ei gramo jara jara nije shave kore na, tara shobre amiu shave koriya dei "
Babu to saloon takiya bair hoila...kisu shomoy poreu tain hothath bhabhla je napit ta to clean-shaven aasil.
Oi shristi hoi gelo confusion...
Jara nije shave kore na, tarare napit e shave kore. Kintu napite jodi nije shave kore nijere, taile his statement becomes logically inconsistent...ulta bhabhe bhabhleo same confusion. Dhoro Napit e onno keu re diya shave korai...but he says jara onno re diya shave korai, tarare AMI shave kori...
Ektu bhabhiya dekho jinish-ta !!!
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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Hi Jimiut,
Russell's Paradox.
Thanks for reminding me this after long time.
Sir Bertrend Russel was the great mathematician.
Could anyone tell in what he won Nobel Prize?
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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in Literature |
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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amar mono hoe kabiraji |
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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Hi Nayan,
U R Absloutely correct.
Mrs. Amuk,
Good one. I like that. I guess you have lot of info on Kobirazi. I have a query, please provide me the information.
Teen ta teen inchi sizer Osshogondha mool rey batiya tar logey choi chmaoch Drakkhaa Risto, dui ta modoker bori ar 31 drop Ashoka risto mishaiya khailey kita hoibo?
Amarey ek bondhy yey suggest korchey
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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Progressive Napit
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Napit Kondorpo kanti yey prothom dikey gaachtolat boiya betaintor chool kat ta. Kintu tan bebsha aachtey aachtey barai, tain okhon ekta boro saloon korchoin. Salooner nam hoilo Monorom Beauty Parlour. Ei saloon o betaintor roopchorcha o kora hoi. Tar lagiya prochur kala dhumsha betaint etar customer tara saaf howar lagiya regular bleaching koriatey aain, aar kichu bura typer betaint etat facial koriya boyish lookanir lagiya o aain. Ta chara chool kata, dari kamani, obostha bishehyey bogol kamani ar kolop dwear koyek hazar customer tan aachey.
Kandorpo Kantiyey ar nijey bishesh chool ool ar kaatoin na, tan role hoilo okhon Damager er (thodi Manager). Poisa prochur rojgar howar lagiya tain bebsha diversify korar kotha o bhavra, ekta hotel khoolar chestai aachoin.
Ta cahara somajo kolka pawar lagiya tain nanan social activities nijerey joraichoin. Mono hoi tan politics o join korar khub eecha. Ar etar lagiya tain consciously nijerey grooming arombho korchoin.
Ei social grooming er lagiya tain na shobha, somiti, meeting, cultural function etc regular attend koroin. Ekbar ei social exercise hisabey Kondorpo Kanti yey tan bou Shaila Bala rey loiya ek ta art & sculpture exhibition dektey gechoin.. Nanan jinish dhekiya tara ekta murtir samney aaiya daraila. Murti ta hoilo purno-oboyob life size sundari ekta narir. Jar urdhango neeravaran, kuno pushak nai. Keechu gaacher pata suta diya bandhiya nari muritir neemnanger pushak koriya lajja nivaran kora hoichey.
Kondorpo Kanti yey khub monojug diya murti ta dhektey lagla, Shaila Balar eta khub ekta bhala na lagai tain ektu doorey giya onno ekta painting dekhtey lagla. Besh keechukhon porey o Shaila Balai dekhla je Kondorpo Kanti oi mutir samney ha koriya darai roichoin are ek dhristi tey murtir dikey chai raichoin.
Shaila Bala ek tu irritated hoiya Kondorpo Kantir samney aiya koila: “ Tumi ha koriya dariya ikhano kitar oppekhha koro?”
Kondorpo Kanti yey koila: “ Hemanther sesh ar Seethkal suru howaar” ( end of autumn & beginning of winter) !!!!!!!
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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[quote author=Bittu link=board=0420&num=1068562834&start=0#12 date=11/14/03 at 05:24:45]
Hi Nayan,
U R Absloutely correct.
Mrs. Amuk,
Good one. I like that. I guess you have lot of info on Kobirazi. I have a query, please provide me the information.
Teen ta teen inchi sizer Osshogondha mool rey batiya tar logey choi chmaoch Drakkhaa Risto, dui ta modoker bori ar 31 drop Ashoka risto mishaiya khailey kita hoibo?
Amarey ek bondhy yey suggest korchey
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PET KHARAP
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Paritosh Dev.
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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Nareba, sotti kotha koiyar,thik moja failam na. English,Syleti hoggolta milaiya pura fata foriya nani, matha igu kila birim birim korer! |
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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Paritosh,
Sorry, your observation is correct. It is “ joga-khichuri” of English and Sylethi. Managing keyboard fast while typing in Syelthi is a bit cumbersome, especially when the topic is a bit lengthy. However, I will try to avoid the mix and mixture as far as possible in future.
Thanks, have a great weekend.
Regards
Bittu
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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English Speaking Deshi Napit
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Napit Kondorpo Kantir nuton Ladies Beauty Parlour er bebsha arombho hoichey. Rojgar hu hu koriya teen goon bari gechey. Tan bou Shaila Bala ar pua Kanai yer boro eeccha south Indiat theertho kortey jawar. Kondorpo emney keenjush manush. Tain hisab korety lagla je ko to khorcha hoibo. Sob hisab koriya bou are pua rey koila je tain tara rey loiya jaitey razi aachoin jodi tara train yey 2nd class 3 tier Up & down travel korety razi thakoin.
Shaila Bala ar Kanai yey upai nai dhekiya itat ou razi hoilo.
Kandorpo Kanti yey bondhu bandhover kaach thakiya south Indiar khobor jogar kortey lagla. Bondhu ra koilo je bhanga hindi tey south Indiat kaaz cholto nai, kichu engrezi na jaanley kala ravoner cheri hokoley tan rey thogai laibo. Bandhura Kondorpo Kanti rey suggest korlo tain jeno ektu spoken English shekoin.
Kondorpo Kanti yey moha utshahey ekta Spoken English boi kiniya pora armbho korla,ek tu ek tu engrezi shiki o laila. Mutamuti shantitey tara south India trip shari laila. Kondorpo Kanti keechu keechu jaigat English o koichoin, itai tan confidence bakka bari gechey.
South India trip shariya jokhon bou ar Kanai rey loiya Coromondel express 2nd class 3 tier o choriya phirteychoin tokhon Kondorpo Kanti lower berth o shoichoin, tan bou shoichoin middle berth o ar cheley Kanai shoichey ekdom uprer berth o.
Ek ta station o train thamchey, Kondorpo Kanti yey tan chelerey Kanai rey koila ek cup cha loiya awar lagiya. Kanai cha niya phirchey, iti modhyey ek south Indian beta Kanair upper birth o uthiya shoi gechey.
Kanai yey south Indian betarey utar lagiya hindi te koilo. Kintu betai bhasha bujey na. Tokhon Kanai yey giya tar baba rey daklo. Kondorpo Kanti uttejito hoiya aila kintu tain o betarey tultey parla na. Kondorpo Kanti yey upai nai dekhiya TTE rey dakla.
TTE yey English yey Kondorpo Kanti rey jigailo : “What happened?”.
Kondorpo Kanti yey bhuk phuilya engrezi tey koila:: “That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving berth to my child” !!!!!
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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Hi Bits
Too good maaaan. How you are doing? I appreciate one thing, i.e. your style of story telling. You build up very well for taking towards the punch line. I like the way all those stories are built.
One thing that story of dampatya koloho, is a nice one with good observation. But featuring this in joke section is a mismatch. It could have been better if the site get some other section like “Funny Article”, where these types of stories can be inserted. Don’t use mix of languages, write in English or sylethi.
What about some jokes on Engineer, I guess majority of the crowd/viewers of this site are techies, if you have something on them, share it with us.
Catch you later
Abhi
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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Baap Ka Beta
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Kanai, Kondorpo napiter cheley, emney intelligent, gaat bhala jur achey, schoolor hoiya football, cricket hockey sobta kheley. Onno School yer chelerar logey mair lagi geley, Kanai prothom giya fighting suru korey. Kanai yey khub bhala dhil marey, tarar kinaror girls schooler chaler uprey ekdom theek nishanai dhil phalitey parey. Ek kothai tar bohut goon aachey kintu khali porikkha ta theek mo to pass kortey pare na. Itar lagiya Kanai class seven o teen bochor doriya achey. Keu jigai ley Kanai er ma Shaila Balai koin je bar bar sthan poriborton bhala nai, er lagiya class VII o Kanai ektu stithu hoiya boichey.
School Inspector ekbar Kanai rar school poridorshon o eira. Itar lagiya school o sajo sajo rob. Sob khicchu sunder koriya sajaiya guchaiya rakha hoichey Sob chelera sunder hoiya sajiya gujiya aicahey oidin. Inspector rey loiya headmaster ek class thakiya arek class o jaira. Ek shomoi tara class VII dhookla.
Inspectorey dui ekjon cheler nam jigaila. Tar porey hotat ekta prosno korla:
“ Aaacha tumrar moddhey dekhi keu koitey paro kina, kun jinish sthan poriborton korley nam bhodlai?“
Headmaster yey first boyer dikey chaila, first boyey maatha khawjaitey arombho korlo
Headmaster yey second boyer dikey chaila, second boyey o maatha khawzani shuru korlo.
Inspector yey koila: “ Tumra shob bhala chely, tumrar moddhey keu ita kita jano na ni?”
Hotath, last bench thakiya Kanai uthiya darilo, koilo: “ Ami jani Sir”
Heamaster kapiya uthla, koila : “ Tor kowar dorkar nai, tui bo”.
Inspector yey koila: “ Na, tumi janley kou?”
Headmaster yey upai nai dhekeiya koila: “dekhi Kanai tui kita janoch, ko.”
Kanai suja hoiya daraiya haath mathat diya koilo: “ Ekahno itarey koi chool”
Tarporey haath eyebrow or uprey diya koilo: “ Ekhano etarey koi Bhuru”
Tarporey haath choker uprey diya koilo: “ Ekhano etarey koi pati”.
Traporey naker neecho haath diya koilo: “ Ekhano etarey koi mooch”
Galo haath diya koilo; “ Ekahano etarey koi dari”
Tarporey bukh o haath diya koilo: “ Ekhano etarey koi loom”
Eta koiya Kanai yey haath khali soraibar upokrom korchey,
Headmaster yey chitkair diya koila : “ Kanai khobordar, bhala hoito nai kintu, aar neechey lamich na” !!!!
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Re: NORO-SUNDER
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La jobaab! Bittu Bhai, La jobaab!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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