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Musharraf and his donkey
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01/22/02 at 04:24:14 » |
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Hi All
> Musharraf wanted to raise money for his country,
> and on being told
> that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided
> to purchase one
> and
> enter it in the races. However at the local
> auction, the going price
> for was very high that he ended up buying a donkey
> instead. He
> figured
> that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and
> enter it in the
> races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
> The next day the
> local paper read:
> MUSHARRAF'S ASS SHOWS
> Mian Sahib was so pleased with the donkey that he
> entered it in the
> race again, and this time it won. The paper read:
> MUSHARRAF'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
> His wife was so upset with this kind of publicity
> that she ordered
> Mian MUSHARRAF not to enter the donkey in another
> race. The paper
> headline read:
> WIFE SCRATCHES MUSHARRAF'S ASS
> This was too much for WIFE. So she ordered
> MUSHARRAF to get rid of
> the
> donkey. Mian Sahib decided to give it to BENAZIR.
> The paper headline
> the next day read:
> BENAZIR TAKES MUSHARRAF'S ASS
> Followed by another on the next day:
> NOW BENAZIR HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
> All the opposition leaders got very upset at this
> kind of publicity.
> They informed Benazir that she would have to get
> rid of the donkey,
> so
> she sold it to a farmer for Rs.500. Next day the
> headline read:
> BENAZIR SELLS HER ASS FOR Rs. 500
> This was too much for the veteran opposition
> leader, Nawabzada
> Nasrullah Khan, so he ordered Benazir to buy back
> the donkey
> lead it to the plains where it could run wild and
> free. Next day,
> the
> headline in the paper read:
> BENAZIR ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
> The Nawabzada was buried the next day and Pakistan
> got rid of the
> biggest Ass it had produced in the bargain.
> Be patriotic...pass it on...
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kishore_ghosh
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Re: Musharraf and his donkey
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07/01/02 at 08:26:07 » |
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That is probably the best patriotic joke i have ever come across, well done. Animesh |
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munna
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Re: Musharraf and his donkey
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07/05/02 at 04:53:35 » |
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good one will fwd this 2 the Pak high commission. keep it up :-* |
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Dr. Asiti Sarma
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Re: Musharraf and his donkey
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11/29/02 at 05:53:01 » |
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Thanks for the Joke.
This joke was originally an American one. Instead of Musharraf, it was the Priest of local church. The Nun is replaced by Benazir and the Bishop is replaced by Nawabzada. |
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