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Mathematical Prem Potro
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06/23/04 at 09:28:36 » |
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Kaifat: It is beyond my skill and knowledge of Bengali equivalent terminologies of mathematics, so not in a position to write it in Bangla/Sylethi.
Ogotya, ogotir goti, english is the medium.
Hope you will enjoy this....
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun will be making an angle of 160 degrees with our horizon, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras
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Re: Mathematical Prem Potro
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06/24/04 at 07:15:53 » |
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Ohhh god....that was mind blowing.....i am almost laughing my stomach out.....how did u manage to get those ideas....ha ha haha......i really want to appreciate u for this great effort....u really deserve a big hand of applause.... |
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Re: Mathematical Prem Potro
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06/24/04 at 11:23:08 » |
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http://urdupages.com/showthread.php?t=2670
Post # 15, Date 12.12.2003 08:15 PM |
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Re: Mathematical Prem Potro
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06/24/04 at 15:01:39 » |
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My Dear Pythagoras,
I am really pleased to receive your letter and added you instantly in my list of variables; I am honestly confessing that it has created a shift of delta theta in my heart. But I have several such variables with me. Each variable is creating oscillation resulting resonance of my heart and taking it to a bursting point. My consultant, Mr. Fourier has been working to scrutinize them for finding complex and imaginary functions and to transform them to real and asymmetrical.
I can not predict future behavior of this dynamic Love system in terms of wave function which predicts analytically the probability of events or outcome. The detailed outcome is not strictly determined, but by given large number of events, by deploying Schrodinger equation I will predict the distribution of results soon. Hope it will take you out of the infinite well.
The precise sum of the reciprocals of the squares of the positive integers, i.e. it the precise sum of the infinite series is going to decide the future though my prefernce is constantly for Mr Pi or Mr Radian.
I hope you will understand the uncertainty involved. So right now I can not state simultaneously my position and the momentum of your letter to an arbitrary precision and unable to state my r cosine theta & r sine theta at parabola restaurant on 10th during sun at an angle of 160 degree.
Yours tangentially
Emmy Noether
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Re: Mathematical Prem Potro
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06/28/04 at 10:38:36 » |
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Na re ba, ita onko loiya kita shuru korlai? Onkor mo to nirosh bishoy diya prem hoi na.
Ek joney geometry, trigonometry, differentiation, integration koriya chiti dila te tar boro complex reply aailo duniyar Fourier transformation, Schrodinger equation, Bessel Function, Hiesenberg’s uncertainty principle etc etc loiya.
Shuno reba prem hoilo, akash, batash, gacher pata, pakhi, nodi, chandra, bristi etyadi loiya.( Amar ek expert bondhuyey ek mohilar logey park o gach tolat boiya koichil, dekho akash ta sobuz, gacher pata nil, eta shniya mohilai koichla theek ei to !!, imaginary function appearing real)
Amar ek bondhu aachoin onkor mastor tan bou o onkor mastor, ek jon university er reader ar arekjon colleger professor. Tarar barit jaitey ami boro dorai. Swami ba stri je keu ekjon rag korlei onko kortey arombho koroin.
Dui ek bar amar uprey rag koriya amarey o kothin onko kortey deechla. Ami hoilam pondit manush, school o thaktey joboney oi je ekta onko achey bandor tel maka bash baiya uthey ar peechlaiya pori jai solve kortey parchi na. ar bap betar boyeshor onkot chiro kal ami cheler boyish bap thakiya beshi paichi.
Nirosh onko chariya, rosher premer chiti lekho reba, kazer kaz hoibo
Hula
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