Maha_Addabaj
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A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???
Lets C' if you can solve this one....
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Can't think...c'mon...
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Here goes the answer...
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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all
of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song.
The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari,
RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!...
WHY ???
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.not getting, very simple yaar..
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coz, they all started clapping !!!!
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Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.
so he goes to the canteen.
canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye
uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke
aa raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai???
guess
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The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
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What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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HASINA !
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Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"
Whatz a (P + i J)?
- A "complex poor joke"
Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
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more boss....
Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.
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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette
Another deadly answer. scroll down a little
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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