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KISS
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10/31/03 at 07:41:47 » |
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Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Jayalalitha are travelling in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap.
The train comes out of the tunnel.
Jayalalitha and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed.
Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Jayalalitha is thinking: -These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Madhuri is thinking: -Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Jayalalitha instead and got slapped.
Musharraf is thinking: -Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me.
Vajpayee is thinking: -If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again. |
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rukon
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Re: KISS
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10/31/03 at 09:24:45 » |
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ITA KITA JOKES LIKHO-REBA , THURA BHALA KORI LIKIO. TUMAR JOKES PORI PORI AMI GUMAI-GESI. |
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dib ads
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Re: KISS
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11/01/03 at 10:44:43 » |
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..... very good bondhu... ;D ;D ;D well tried...keep it up......only intelligent people can understand such diplomatic jokes and laugh at those..... but people have not time to think for a while to understand such jokes..... they prefer to laugh only on banana peel jokes or shit & pee jokes....... so try to write some shit & pee jokes or some fart jokes will also do....... |
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External Examiner
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Re: KISS
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11/03/03 at 05:54:56 » |
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Good joke. Very good sense of humour.
However, this joke is not meant for a TYPICAL CACHARI. He will not understand what is going on. |
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honorary sylheti
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Re: KISS
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11/28/03 at 07:27:50 » |
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It is a good joke but very very old. I have a suspicion it is the PAKIS themselves who publish these type of jokes to score diplomatic victory over India.... Now Musharraf will take this joke to BUSH and say, Look, it proves once and for all that India does mischief in the darkness and blames us PAKIS for it. We are innocent. 8)
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Nabarun
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Re: KISS
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12/24/03 at 11:46:38 » |
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Nice one.carry on... |
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Paritosh Dev
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Re: KISS
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01/01/04 at 08:40:43 » |
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HOKKOLRE SUBO NOBOBORSHOR SUBECHHA JANAI. |
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Bimalendu
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Re: KISS
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01/12/04 at 11:38:50 » |
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Very good karry on.... |
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Sherill
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Re: KISS
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01/12/04 at 13:02:40 » |
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VERY VERY GOOD ONE FRIEND, CARRY ON WITH MORE JOKES .PEOPLE OF KOLKATA DO UNDERSTAND SUCH JOKES. :) |
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jai
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Re: KISS
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01/13/04 at 14:55:04 » |
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[quote author=rukon link=board=0420&num=1067580707&start=0#1 date=10/31/03 at 09:24:45]
ITA KITA JOKES LIKHO-REBA , THURA BHALA KORI LIKIO. TUMAR JOKES PORI PORI AMI GUMAI-GESI.
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abhijit goswami
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Re: KISS
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05/11/04 at 07:29:20 » |
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:D ;D boro gobor lekh so. carry on
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abhijit sinha
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Re: KISS
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06/30/04 at 18:04:29 » |
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kita jokes lekhsot rebai khob bala lagse arolekhis. |
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debraj
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Re: KISS
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06/30/04 at 18:34:07 » |
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;Djokes ta bhbumper kintu purana hoi geche. nutan bumper silchar related jokes lekhar chesta koirpo. |
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deep nag
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Re: KISS
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07/13/04 at 12:21:35 » |
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Khub bhala jocks lechcho.Manushor somalochona kano diyo naa.sobe sobta bhujahe naa to ;) ;) |
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deep nag
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Re: KISS
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07/13/04 at 12:22:36 » |
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Khub bhala jocks lechcho.Manushor somalochona kano diyo naa.sobe sobta bhujahe naa to ;) ;) |
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Ahmedur Rahman Choudhury
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Re: KISS
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08/31/04 at 18:32:12 » |
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Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log
maane judwaa.
Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie ekdum
Smart, jhakaas aur
Sulie ekdum halki re.
To kya hota hai maloom Sulie tho bachpan se,
woh kya bolte hain
usko..Stubborn ..bole to ekdam jiddi.... rehti
hai.
To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko woh
maang ta-ich hai.
Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta
tha...
Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta
hai.
Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.
To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka ke
saath hota hai.
Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se shaadi
banatha hai.
Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap.Sulie
bhi pati se fridge
maangtihai.Pati bechara garib. Lekin biwi ko
khush karne ke waaste woh
Fridge khareed leta hai.Abhi Julie agle mahine
Air Conditioner
khareed dalti hai. Sulie bhi jiddkarti hai
baap.
Bolti: AC nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi.
Pati bechara aur
paiseudhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai.
Ab Julie car khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd
karti hai. Pati ka
dhimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi saala
karega kya, pitaji ka
zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi khareedta hai.
Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus
khareedti hai.
Sulie jidd karti hai Abhi pati solid bhadakta
hai baap. Bolta hai
"Ae item, ab dhimaag ki dahi mat bana..bahut ho
gaya tera natak.
Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun jaa
rahela hai"
To Sulie ko chodke woh chala jaata hai. Sulie
lekin apni gaadi
bechkar aur paisa market se uthakar bus khareed
leti hai.
To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din
picnic ko jaata hai.
Bus ko park karke woh log ghoomne phirne ko
jaata hai.
Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main
steering wheel gaayab,
seat gaayab, gear gaayab...sab kuch ghayab!!
Sulie julie ko dekhti
hai aur kuch to bolti hai.
Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko kya
bolti hai??
* * Ye tu bhol-na * * * * *
* * * Abe soch...... * * *
* * *la dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai? * * *
* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *
* * * Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * *
"NA KUCH TERE BUS MAIN JULIE........ NA KUCH
MERE BUS MAIN..."
ae bhidu, apun ko gaali mat de, aur apun ke
upar gussa mat hona kya?
Apun ko bhi kisi ne yeh bhej kar apna bheja
kharab kiya hai.
Tere ko lage to tu bhi kisi ko bhej dena.
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Count_Dracula
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Re: KISS
«on:
08/31/04 at 20:35:52 » |
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Dear friend Choudhury......
Very good...I appreciate your sense of humour. However, I feel that you could have started a string, may be naming it with a suitable pun.
Why not register? May we get more such tales...? |
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taniya
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Re: KISS
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03/17/05 at 22:28:39 » |
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What can I say, very good man nice one. I did like that Keep it up!!!!!!!
Taniya |
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