Sanjib (Cat-Eye) Bhatta..
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Just Imagine........IF GOD HAD VOICE MAIL
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10/01/01 at 05:01:50 » |
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We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as
a necessary part of modern life. But have you
wondered, what if God decided to install voice
mail?"
Imagine praying and hearing this: (GOD Says)
Hi! Thank you for calling me (GOD).
Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
Else wait for our Customer Support Executive.
What if God used the familiar excuse... "I'm
sorry,
all of our angels are busy helping other sinners
right now. However,your prayer is important to us
and will be answered in the order it as received,
so
please stay on the line."
Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses
as
you call God in Prayer:
If you would like to speak to Maa Durga, Press 1.
For Ganeshji, Press 2.
For Lord Krishna, Sorry He is on Annual Leave!
For a directory of other God's & Angels, Press 3.
If you would like to hear Narad sing a Bhajan
while
you are holding, please press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned to
Heaven,Press 5,
enter his or her PAN number, then press the 0 key.
If you get a negative response, try area code 420
for (Hell).
Our computers show that you have already prayed
once today.
Please hang up and try again tomorrow.This office
is closed
for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM. If you
need
emergency assistance when this office is closed,
contact your local Priest at your neighbourhood
Temple.
THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL
AND LISTENS WHENEVER WE PRAY!!!!!
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