kanad
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JOKE
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08/24/04 at 15:53:57 » |
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Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son:
> Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
> Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
> Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
> Son : "Well, in that case......Yes"
> Next day Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
> Laloo : "I've a husband for u'r daughter."
> Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
> Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
> Ambani : : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"
> Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
> Laloo : "I've a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
> President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
> Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
> President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."
> This is how business is done!!!
;D ;D ;D |
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stan
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Re: JOKE
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08/24/04 at 20:34:29 » |
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what the fuck was that it hardly brought a smile on my face.u call this is a joke or a business.this is nothing less then a shit..i mean both your joke and the idead u gave for a business.man try something else... |
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Rupam
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Re: JOKE
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08/25/04 at 11:40:14 » |
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are you one big frustrated scrambled egg, stan?
or are you just comfortably Dumb!
(numb- goes without saying). |
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mrinmoyb
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Re: JOKE
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08/25/04 at 13:29:16 » |
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Stan, irokom ekjon re koa uchit naa....tumar poria bhala naa laagte pare taar laagia irokom comment kora thik ni???
Bhala oibo jodi tumi nijer torof thakia kunu ekta joke shunaite paro.....aamra o pormu ar moja loimu.....
How many Sardarjis are required to fix a bulb into the holder ??? ???
Cud you guess ??? ??? ???
NO ??? ???
Answer is '2'.
One to fix the bulb n other to rotate the stool to make the bulb go into the right place..... |
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nayna
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Re: JOKE
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09/09/04 at 17:19:36 » |
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Sardarji-ke nie jokon bolle mrinmoyb..tahole aami ekta boli?
" Ek sardarji kalka mail pakarke dehlli jarethe......
Kutubminar dekhne kelie...haat me radio,camera hey....
gadee chalrahihe...job gadee lokhnow station pe ruka...tab
radio se aawaj hua..."iye aakashbani dellhi"."iye aakashbani
delhi....sardarji ne socha ehi hey dellhi....lokhnow me utagei.
Lokhnowme utarke kutubminar dundrahihe.....subha se sham
sham se rat hogei lekin sardarjiko kutubminar kahee najar
nehi a-rahi....Raste me aur ek sardarji mila...
eeye sardarji dusre sardajiko pucha....eiji sardaji....hamko subha se sham,sham se raat ho gei...lekin kahipe kutubminar
nehi mika.....dusre sardarji iye sardajiko jorse ek chata mara.!
unhone pucha hamko chata kiu mara sardarji
Tab dusre sardarji ne kaha.....are mey job chardin-se
dhundrahahu tob tumko ekdin me keyse milega.....???? ??? ???
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Nari
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Re: JOKE
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09/09/04 at 21:43:20 » |
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Mr kanad you wrote a very nice one, yes really this is how business is done you are just spot on.
And MrStan a request to you if you can't praise anyone than please for God sake don't spoil his/her sprit. |
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shayar
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Re: JOKE
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09/09/04 at 23:50:25 » |
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Some chillar shayris for your reading pleasure.
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Tumsa koi doosara jameen par hua
toh rab se shikayat hogi....
Ek toh jhela nahi jaata
doosra aa gaya to kya haalat hogi!!!
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
nuclear power ka jamaana hai,
bomb se udaa do saale ko !!!
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamre kutte ka naam!!
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh loon..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
Tumko dekha toh ek khayal aaya
Tumko dekha toh ek khayal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha toh doosra khayal aaya!!
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana.
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha
Maine tujhe dekha !
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Suraj Hua Maddham , chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Are bevkoof, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG
Tumko dekha....toh yeh khayal aaya
Tumko dekha....toh yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya
;D ;D ;D |
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Rupam
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Re: JOKE
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09/10/04 at 11:08:34 » |
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ekta serious sher
mujhse bada deewana unka zamane mein nahi hoga
ke humne unke har ek galtiyonn ko ada kaha
khata koi bhi ho bus tum ne ki ho
dil rakte hai hum kuch bhi maf karne ka.
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TaarCheera
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Re: JOKE
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09/10/04 at 13:55:32 » |
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NAYNA...KALKA mail LUCKNOW tey stoppage dei ni?? protom sunlam..bhala hoiche aarekta train barlo lucknow jawar...By the way hou sardarjir loge tumio travel korchilai ni?? :o |
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nayna
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Re: JOKE
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09/11/04 at 00:14:05 » |
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TaarCheera....eto bhebona,tomar ekta tarto cheerechei
baki duto naa cheere jay :(
tomar obostha dekhe aamar "Bhanu Banarjee'r" kotha mone porlo.ekjon bhanuke jiggesh korechilo...
>bhanubabu,eije loke apnake bangal bole apnar kharap
lagena?
>naa! kharap lagbo ken,aamito bangal.apni ki?
>aamito bandgalee.
>oh....
>eikhane kharap lagar kicu nai. Robithakur,Nazrul,aro koto
boro boro kobi ar lekhoker deshe aami zonmo nici...aami to
gorbo budh koree....
>naa...mane...kemon shonay naa?..."bangal"
>taile ki kharailo?
>ki kharailo aabar? :o
>kharailona? aami bangal....aar apni bangalee...........!!!!!!!
aami punglingo.....aar apni streelingo 8) 8) |
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Parijat
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Re: JOKE
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09/11/04 at 01:06:13 » |
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Aarz hain...
Aap Gairon ki batein karte ho
Hamne Apano ko Aajmaya Hai
Log Katon se bachke chalte hain
Hamne Pholoein se Zakham Khaya hai
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Jawani ko jindagi ka nikhar kehte hai,
Patjhad ko chaman ka majhdhar kehte hai,
Ajeeb chalan hai duniya ka yaro...
Ek dhoka hai jise sab pyar kehte hai.
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Tu kahin bhi rahe sar pe tere ilzaam to hai
tere haathon ki lakiiron mein mera naam to hai .......
Mujhko tu apnaa bana ya na bana teri Khushi
tu zamaane mein mere naam se badnaam to hai .....
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Jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye,
Khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye....
Aai jaane wafa, ye kabhi mumkin hi
Nahin, afsaana likhu aur tera naam na aaye.
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Hope you guys like them... |
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mrinmoyb
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Re: JOKE
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09/11/04 at 14:09:31 » |
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Aare Nayna...kichu diso....baachia thako..... |
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nayna
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Re: JOKE
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09/11/04 at 15:51:33 » |
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Thank you Mrinmoyb ;) ;)
aashirbas rekho :) :) :) |
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TaarCheera
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Re: JOKE
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09/13/04 at 15:11:38 » |
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NAYNA ekta topic choler dekhlam.."Why sylheti girls prefer to speak kelu ? " tumi kita kou....
any way nice one from Bhanu...
What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
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Nari
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Re: JOKE
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09/14/04 at 01:13:39 » |
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Hi Nayna, khub bhala lekhso. Bhanu bandapadhayer naam jokhon utse tokhon amar arekta kahani mone hoise
Banu bandapaday ekbar ekljon Englishmaner shonge lunch korra, menut asil murighonto
to Englishman e jigailo what is this called
To make him understand Bhanu said "head fish potato haatha diya ghoto ghoto , taar naam murighonto. |
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nayna
nayna
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Re: JOKE
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09/14/04 at 01:35:13 » |
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Hi Nari..its really good ;D ;D ;D
Thanks TaarCheera...for liking that joke....and invite me to
another topic .
Aachha tumi ki sylheti? :o :o Tahole hindi keno baba?
Ulta cor kotowal ko daate?? >:( >:( >:( |
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lalooo
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Re: JOKE
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09/14/04 at 03:15:24 » |
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heres a joke of famous santa:: ektu non veg
Ekbar Santa singh chakrit 2 bosorer legiya USA't posting hoilo...2 osor por hei jokhon barit phirlo dekhe tar bou pregnant te he jigailo "
Santa: Banto Mein to yaha tha nahi to yeh kaise ho gaya?
Banto : Aaapka Photo dekh delh ke aisa ho gaya.
Santa : kaun sa Photo?
Banto : Wohi jo apke Passport mein laga hai.
Santa (Garam hoiya): Mujhe bewkuf samjha hai kya Passport photo mein to mera addha hi photo hain.
;D ;D ;D |
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TaarCheera
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Re: JOKE
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09/14/04 at 12:30:45 » |
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Thanks Nayna...
regarding murighanta...ami irokom sunchilam..
head fish, crushed with rice, mixed with water this item..
ita Bhanu er na..aami sunchilam British er loge Batu Das gupta picnic o gechla...tokon british public e jigaichil.."what is this?" |
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nayna
nayna
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Re: JOKE
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09/15/04 at 07:41:28 » |
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Here's a quick joke 4 u !!
Four men went golfing one day.Three ofthem headed to the first tee and..the forth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.
>The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and
he is so successful that he built a friend a new home for free.
Just giv it to him !"
>the second man said, "My son is a car salesman,and now he owns a multi-line dealership.He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes,fully "loaded".
>the third man said "My son is a stokbroker,and hr's doing so
incredibly weel that he gave his friend an entire portfolio.
>The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes
of taking care of business.>The first man mentioned, "we
just talking about our sons. Who is yours doing?" the fourth
man replied,
"Well my son is gay and is working as a rent boy.
The other threemen grew silentas he continued,
"I'm not totally thrilled about the job, but he must be doing
well.His last three boyfriends gave him a hous,a brand new
Mercedes, and a stok portfolio."
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dewrose
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Re: JOKE
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09/20/04 at 17:36:11 » |
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THIS JOKE WHICH I AM GOIN GTO WRITE IS BEING TOLD TO ME BY A FRIEND .
ONE DAY SARDAR JI AND HIS WIFE WENT TO A COFFEE SHOP AND ORDERED HOT COFFEE.so when the HOT COFFEE was served sardarji told sardarni ,'jaldi jaldi pi",hearing this sardarni told,'kiyu ji?",thn sardar told,dikhta nahi kya hot coffee rs 5.aur cold coffee rs 10. |
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dewrose
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Re: JOKE
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09/20/04 at 18:04:02 » |
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ekhon r ekta joke,
sardar ra ghorit 12ta bajle kene pagol hoi jai jano ni?.karon 12tar somoy tara ghorir dike chaiya bhabe are ghorir ar duita kata koi gelo?(mane second r minute)yer kata koi gelo? ??? |
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dewrosed
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Re: JOKE
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09/20/04 at 18:19:37 » |
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ekbar ekta sardarji ar ekta bangali babur modhey bet laglo je ek jaigai boia ekbare 25 ta roti khaite parbo ni?.sardarji proud hoia koilo je are matro 25 ta roti kunu bayapar nai khaoa.
ar bangali babur to mon kahrap.sardarjir matha ekta buddi ailo,sardarji koilo cholo el ghanta pore amra oi dhaba r samne giya bet hoibo.bangali babu koilo kene ek ghanta pore kene ekon nai kene?.but sardarji kichutei raji hoi na.tarpor ar kita kora jaibo saradrji rkothai mana hoilo je ek ghonta pore bet hoibo.
jei sob ye ek ghanta pore raji hoilo saradrji dauraia giya tar ghoro dorja bondhao koria koilo sardarni re je jaldi se 25 roti le aa.sardarni jigailo kiyu ji?sardar koilo are ek ghanta bad bet hai to practice kar leta hu.
tarpor jokon chalanger somoy saradrji ar roti khaite pare na ,to he udas hoia koilo are abhi ek ghanta pehele hi to practice ki thi fir abhi kiyu nahi kha sakta |
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TaarCheera
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Re: JOKE
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09/21/04 at 12:30:04 » |
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NIce old joke Deworse.....good caary on...
Here's an example of absolute brilliance....
Shortest Essay: An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery
The prizewinner wrote:
"My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?" |
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dewrose
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Re: JOKE
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09/23/04 at 13:50:31 » |
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sardarji went to the library and dumped a book on the table and told the librarian,'who has written this book? ,too many characters no story at all",librarian told,'SO U R THE ONE WHO HAS TAKEN THE TELEPHONE DIRECTORY" |
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dewrose
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Re: JOKE
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09/23/04 at 14:19:55 » |
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one sunny day mr.john and mrs.john went to play golf.mrs.john hit the golf ball so much that it went high and shuttered the glass window of their neighbour.mr.john got angry and scolded mrs .john and at last told her tht "we should at least go and apologise".both of them went to their neighbour's house there was big silence.when they knocked the door a warmed voice welcomed them,plz come in.Though a bit confused mr.john and mrs.john went inside and saw that not only the glass window but many more thing have been touched by her golf ball, among those one thing was an antique bottle like thing which have been broken into pieces.both of them apologised to the person sitting on the sofa,'sir we are really sorry for this",but the person was smiling and told them tht,'actually u have done me a favour , i ama jennie and was inside the bottle for many htousand of years and now i am freed ,thank u".and said tht "i can give u three boons.one for each of you and the last one is for me, tell me what do u want?."mr.john and mrs .john were overjoyed,so mr.john told,'i want a million doller each year' jennie told ,'ok u thnk its done",thn it was the turn of mrs john,"i want to own a big house ,and there will be servent from all country world wide",jeenie told ,'mam, this si the minimuum thing ,ok done".now its jennie turn,so jennie told"see i have been closed in the bottle for many long years i haven't been with any woman ,can i pass some time with mrs .john?"hearing this mr.john and mrs .john looked at each other.mrs .john told ,'well ,i dont have any problem b'coz we will own a fortune ,but i am thinking of my husband',listening to her mr.john told,'see, darling ,i will love you always as i do now."so no problem was there,mrs.john and jennie gone upstairs and after few hours jennie asked mrs .john "mam ,how old r u?"mrs .john told "i am 35 years old",jeeniie again asked ,"and how old is your husband?"mrs,john answered<"he is 36 years old,why r u asking?"jennie told ,'your age is 35 and your husband's age is 36 ,HOW COME BOTH OF YOU BELIEVE IN THE STORY OF JENNIE?" ??? |
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dewrose
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Re: JOKE
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09/23/04 at 14:29:56 » |
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This joke i have read from masala times u can go thru the website also,
santa singh went for interview,
he was asked,'what is a ford?'
santa answered,'gaddi"
he was asked,'what is oxford?'
santa answered,'bail gaddi" |
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shaan
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Re: JOKE
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09/24/04 at 03:10:11 » |
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[quote author=mrinmoyb link=board=0011&num=1093335837&start=0#3 date=08/25/04 at 13:29:16]
Stan, irokom ekjon re koa uchit naa....tumar poria bhala naa laagte pare taar laagia irokom comment kora thik ni???
Bhala oibo jodi tumi nijer torof thakia kunu ekta joke shunaite paro.....aamra o pormu ar moja loimu.....
How many Sardarjis are required to fix a bulb into the holder ??? ???
Cud you guess ??? ??? ???
NO ??? ???
Answer is '2'.
One to fix the bulb n other to rotate the stool to make the bulb go into the right place.....
[/quote]
nice one ;D...enjoyed a lot.....dilli t thaki to....kunu sardar ji re dhoria shunaytey lagbo |
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TaarCheera
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Re: JOKE
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09/27/04 at 14:04:57 » |
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A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation.
A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry. I'm sure it will be all right.'"
the nurse said, "She was just trying to comfort you. What's so frightening about that?"
the man said, "She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!" |
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