kanad
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If U Love Someone-
«on:
03/04/04 at 08:05:43 » |
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Hi,
Hope you will enjoy this.
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THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
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If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
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(NOW... THE NEW VERSIONS!!!)
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Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
Ifyou love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ....
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
>if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1(a) of Paragraph 13(a)-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don't set her free.
MBA :
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If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
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suchi
suchi
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Re: If U Love Someone-
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11/19/04 at 14:09:51 » |
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wow.its really gr8............today 1st time i went through the writing.......its nice but..........u forgot to write what a mathematician and a chemist will say.......jaara sooch kar batana............. :D |
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sooopooo
sooopooo
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Re: If U Love Someone-
«on:
11/20/04 at 18:57:45 » |
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Hi,,,,,
Just a few days backduring this Durga Pooja, I met Ranjan the friend I lost at class 4FROM Agartala, Tripura .We had a very fantblus time together this Puja ..U know there is a story strange as told by him about himself only. with a lot of questions left for meRanjan is now Mechanical Engineer working in a private farm namely ACAD SOFT in Deljhi ..By the way, right .from class X Ranjan was a total roving eyed boy and used go 4 only those look goodi.e externally beautiful and all that aspects ..sp.lly girls he had lot of infatuations .he used to say that he was a worshipper of Beauty..Then one day by his attitude of Ppassing timehe got hooked by fate in a relation with a girl, Priya at 6th sem. And this time he just wanted to be seriousby the PYAR .the pehla Nasshha..he thought. By the time progressed, he was obsessively involved both physically and mentally.with that girl Priya But U knowas the time advanced.gradually he came to know that what he had been running after was not his goal ..his want..OK he wanted something differentBUT HE couldnt find the answer perfectly ..Though that girl was very beautiful, smart.an brilliant chemical engineer BUTTHERE remained always.But. But & But only for him..He suddenly found lot of changes dramatically in him.. Whtever,,,,after a few days he came out of the relation by this way or that wayhe respected the girl but he couldnt continue naaa..
According to him:
If love is there ..it should be unique n above of sex ,age and religion. Just like that for GOD. But that human being is fortunate if that love comes from a person whom he thinks to be spouseits very rare.
Again ,one day when he was engaged , the other girl very next door, proposed him and he just refused her as he was engaged already.But he started hating himself ..U know why For a very strange reason..He statement If any other lady proposes my father,,,,where my mom knows it or notwhat would be my reactionI would simple HATE THat LADYbut in this case he had not hated the girl.. He was engagedif the engagement means that his heart is there to respect, care n nourish the heart of his girlfriend then when another girl looks (pure look) at his him(heart) why he should not be angryOK he should not go n slap the girl but atleast he should feel 2 do so (slap hr) by heart ( Just like any other , if looks at his mom or dad.how pure that look be if that look is from a reference of LOVE(man n woman so called)}
If any boy comes2 a gal, admires her beuty, eyes, way of talk n proposes a girlthe gaal becomes happybut if that very boy just goes n kisses her chick n hand suddenly,,,,,,, the girl becomes angry and sometimes slaps the boy.Acc. to Ranjan the girl should , OK should not allow the boy who tries 2 touch her body BUT also should not be happy at least when he WITHOUT knowing her soul admires her external beauty(way of talk, external thinking, expression etc) and proposes her. soul is superior 2 body ..if in touching a body anger..is there then in intention 2 touch a mind , she shd not be happy atleast Cant the boys or girls wait to be admired, proposed only by their would be synchronized Dream woman/man. . Now how can one know who is perfect for her or him. (as Ranju explained as also was mislead ) OK he said, believe in your self know urself, mirror , try 2 make urself perfect 2 u atleast ( nothing perfect but at least w.r.t oneselfone can try 2 b naa) what u want and decide what u want AND THEN only, he says, one should search the person whom u wanna think is just perfect to you The most important thing is that that girl should also be 90% same like him/her...soul atleast. Before knowing the soul how can he tell that the girl is beautiful. There may be other good men n women but the her/his best is uniqueto her/him .
2. His question is that Except Human being all the other creations are having single faces. Only human.lot of faces.. even to themselves. But When case of a child,,, it is really pure like GOD.
Another incident Ranju tells One day ..while journeying 2 Delhi, I saw one of my fellow passenger carrying ..a little.girl. of 5year ..with round big black eyes and pink cheeks , curly hair in red frock I was enchanted to think how cute and pretty the child is with cherry cheek ..I wished give the kid a kissy. But only after a few second another beggar came there ,,,,he was also carrying a baby which was also about 4-5 yr oldblunt face, black coloured , rough bruised skin..I had sympathy for the begger.and gave Rs2 Coin. ..But later, when I did analyze myself I found myself that I never valued the sight of the Both the child equallySo FAKE WAS my thought that the previous child was pretty or like that which just makes the 2nd childs look lower. Then realized, in both the cases, I should not go beyond the purity of both the childI know its difficult 2 be so..but whatz bad 2 try by heart. To feel like that equally.as I know the truth ..THIS STORY of RANZU MADE ME THINK ALSO.
He argues that ..So.without knowing a girls soul how can we say 1 girl is beautiful ( I, gussafied this time as I dnot know Ashs soul) Ranju saidwhen I say a man or woman is handsome or beautifulat the same time we r bound 2 say those having just opposite external characteristics to be uglywhich is , he says is SINso we should not say anybuddy ugly or beautifuljust should be unaffected by all that with the funda of realisation from Heart that OK , that girl/boy with that type of smartness, ok he/she is having that typed BLUE eyesthat typed skin or hairOK she acts well she is very talented..brilliant.has quality to talk well, express ideas wellbut WHERE THE BEAUTY LIES .HOW IS HER SOUL THIS QUESTION haunts Ranjuso he says, we should not be affected by all the above qualities. I then asked him what remained if I leave all that.. He smiled and told ONLY SOUL ..it is rarely purerarely can be judged if U find 1 or 2 persons in life whose soul is really goodu wont need to check n say he or she is beautiful ( u r one of th luckiest if he or she is ur lifepartner) as light of Sun ..nobuddy can stop ..like pure transparent waterand white dazzling lightning. these are not required to be told as they are. Ranju ..says if someone is ur match then she/he or he would never feel to say or hear from u that he or she is beautiful and perfect.as this is eternal and perfect w.r.,t. each other. Soul Synchronization is the main thing.
Also he says he wants to find all in one relation in his life partner.father,mother,brother, sis all (.OOOO OOOFFFF..toooo much NAA? U Say is that possible?) .but he says he will be responsible to all but he ..wants SABKE oopar wohh.Ranju SAYS,HE becomes or atleast wants heartily atleast any girl says him handsome..( oooofff WWWWWWAAAH kya baat haain---- I said)
U knowanother thing this Ranjan had been very orthodox some places(I really finditbad). He is very very demanding.and possessive.IS that good?.He was excessively possessivedidnt want his Priya 2 work .( that may be another reason why they were separated) ..FUNNNY.For that too h he gave some faltoo logics Acc. To him What he earns is not only he earns.it is earned by both of themas he cant take care of HOMEshe should have doneBut ALAS.
Another thing I remember, he was a fan of Cricket, Sunil Gavaskar and William Shakespeare. But no more now, he says why we should be fan.we should respect the creation not the creator,,,,, ok Gavaskar and Shakespeare were goodI should respect what they have donenot themas I dont know them same in Filmwhy autograph and running after a heroine ..and worshipping personalities just accept and respect their art if it is worthy. ..This should apply to practical day 2 day life alsoWhat teacher said is important not what he is or doneIf the teacher does a sin then we should slap him alsohe says its our duty..and we should do it otherwise we would be sinneras SOUL is inside there our bdy.. We are also person then why we are 2 bow or run after another fellow.FUNNNIEST.( I willlllllll run after ASH) What u think
Ranju says.there are people who says us u r young ..now to enjoyfor partydisco..makeupto be fashionable.and all that. But he think Youth is for strengthening the soul as well as the buddyalso we should enjoy also (the enjoyment is fulfilled if one gets his lifepartner properly synchronizedand we r to develop mind or soul as scientifically with age.brain cells decay, with brain and thinking and working in proper direction only we can develop our soulIT IS EQUALLY IMPORTANT WHAT WE DO ,NOT ONLY WHAT WE THINK)
And the make up for Girls started from where ,,,, if u look in to the pages of the history u would find that was only to entertain the MEN at that time. That thing reflects in our tradition ,shaadee, all that..OKwe are not disobeying and disrespecting any tradition but if we come 2 know the root cause of somethingthen how can we work opposite to it. U know it seems funny naa Girls should wear ornamentslipsticks, long hair, this and that ..BUT WHY..a boy is not that much need do all that..Thoughnow a days there r lot of make ups for Boys also..But again WHYALLL COMES under the criteria Exteranal Attraaction..(80% for opposite sex)..RANJU is not saying to be dirtyBE CLEAN .ok before that life partner person, no need to even to be presentable( unless she/he wants temprrly)because she/he is knowing ur soul. AND BEFORE society all should be as per requirement,. Office code etc( required 2 maintain , to be presentable.as here no need 2 show SOUL etc) .dress should be against requirementAS all fellow people wont understand all these ok in shadeee n party all that I should go up to that which as required.. So that nobody says that he came so simply that he wore a loonge and Baniyaan. ..THIS SHOULD NOT BESO..Here he would disturb the atmosphere
OI OITHIS IS BIG STORY I just had put comments somewheres AS possible n passed 2 u NO MORE TODAY I AM TIRED ..I WOULD FORWARD 2 U HIS MAILS OF THESE UNIQUE FUNDAS IF U WANT..U can ask ur friend s also.
SO..I would like 2 know ur comments on the abobe.Funny Funny thingsss.
I sometimes dont understand logics and gets circled ..confused in lot of questionsAlso cant cut/neglect his logics fullyWhat about u?
Tc .. Sup here.
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exshillongbasi
exshillongbasi
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Re: If U Love Someone-
«on:
12/13/04 at 18:59:36 » |
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Hi kanad?
R u by any chance Kanad nandi majumdar from Shillong? |
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