kanad
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Hindi Jokes
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02/18/04 at 08:24:57 » |
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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply -
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said: Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hoon. Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen.
(Translation)... Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya, You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho. our requirement ---- humko zaroorat hai. Please do not send any furthur correspondance ---- Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee. No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai. shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayeg. Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad. Bill Gates ---- Bilva.
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rajput
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Re: Hindi Jokes
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Ekbaar kya hua, Bill Clinton India mei aya. Phir kya hua, unka mulakat ho goya Lallu prasad ke saathh. Dono badi jaldi dost baan gaye. Bill bahut socha kaise Lalluko Amrika le jaya jai.
Paar dono deshon mein cultural exchange policy baanaa. Aur ek din Lallu chala goya Washington. Jate samay unhone Rabri ko kaha, "Tum chinta maat koriyo. Humo aa jaib jaaldi". To bahut din bit gaya, Lallu nahi aya. To Rabri ne phunuyato lagaya white house ke nombor pe. Lallu phone uthake bola,
"Kahe chinta korot ho ? Humo kahi na humo aa jaib. Abhi tak cultural exchange chalothani. Khatam hoibe ke baad aa jaib".
Phir bahut din bit gaya. Ees time Rabri dobara phoe laga dee.
Udhar se awaj aya, "halloo". Rabri asked, "Hallo kaun bolotani?". Reply came, "Hum Bill bolotani".
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seema
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Re: Hindi Jokes
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10/13/04 at 12:01:30 » |
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:) good jokes keep it up |
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Re: Hindi Jokes
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10/14/04 at 17:08:24 » |
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[quote author=kanad link=board=1998&num=1077087297&start=0#0 date=02/18/04 at 08:24:57]
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply -
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said: Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hoon. Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen.
(Translation)... Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya, You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho. our requirement ---- humko zaroorat hai. Please do not send any furthur correspondance ---- Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee. No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai. shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayeg. Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad. Bill Gates ---- Bilva.
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asif
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Re: Hindi Jokes
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10/14/04 at 20:11:57 » |
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[quote author=rajput link=board=1998&num=1077087297&start=0#1 date=03/06/04 at 23:36:44]
Ekbaar kya hua, Bill Clinton India mei aya. Phir kya hua, unka mulakat ho goya Lallu prasad ke saathh. Dono badi jaldi dost baan gaye. Bill bahut socha kaise Lalluko Amrika le jaya jai.
Paar dono deshon mein cultural exchange policy baanaa. Aur ek din Lallu chala goya Washington. Jate samay unhone Rabri ko kaha, "Tum chinta maat koriyo. Humo aa jaib jaaldi". To bahut din bit gaya, Lallu nahi aya. To Rabri ne phunuyato lagaya white house ke nombor pe. Lallu phone uthake bola,
"Kahe chinta korot ho ? Humo kahi na humo aa jaib. Abhi tak cultural exchange chalothani. Khatam hoibe ke baad aa jaib".
Phir bahut din bit gaya. Ees time Rabri dobara phoe laga dee.
Udhar se awaj aya, "halloo". Rabri asked, "Hallo kaun bolotani?". Reply came, "Hum Bill bolotani".
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srilatha
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Re: Hindi Jokes
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11/23/04 at 20:27:55 » |
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[quote author=kanad link=board=1998&num=1077087297&start=0#0 date=02/18/04 at 08:24:57]
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply -
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said: Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hoon. Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen.
(Translation)... Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya, You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho. our requirement ---- humko zaroorat hai. Please do not send any furthur correspondance ---- Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee. No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai. shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayeg. Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad. Bill Gates ---- Bilva.
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Shrwan Jha
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Re: Hindi Jokes
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11/26/04 at 10:33:14 » |
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Jub Laloo cultural exchange policy baanaa Kar Swadesh Aayey to sabhi news & media bale laloo ka interview lane pahuch gaye
Ek media bala ne puchha......... Laloo G appne washing tone me kaya kaya dekh
Loloo G sabhi akho dekha hai sunane lage......
Dusare media Bale ne Pucha ----- Laloo G waha aapne sabse impotent Chij kaya Dekh Jo aapko Achambhit kiya.....
Laloo G tapak se Bole ......................Bhayo or Behno waha jo dekhane layak chhij hai ............waha ke chhote choote bache ......o Bhi English me baat karte hai
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sunita
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Re: Hindi Jokes
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03/17/05 at 18:15:59 » |
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wow what a joke.
keep it up, ;D |
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