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Fundu Sylheti - Sardar joke
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09/09/01 at 02:34:09 » |
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Ekbar kita hoilo Banta Singh er chele class-e first hoi gelo ... headmaster parishan ... it was the first time that a sardar stood first ... he called Banta Singh and informed him .. Banta Singh to ekebarre confused . ::).. "my son and first boy ... how come ??? " ... after all that was against tradition ::) "kahi to problem hai " he thought ...
So Banta Singh takes his son to a brain doctor and tells him to examine his son ... Doctor examines and tells Banta Singh the problem .... "iska to pura brain hai.... yeh kaise ho gaya ??? " . Listening to this Banta Singh is very worried :-[... how come a Sardars son has a full brain ... so they decide to operate on the son and remove half the brain to make him a true sardar ;) . "Par aaj to shani bar hai ... so I will operate him only on Monday ... " , the doctor says , "aapke bete ko yaha raakh jao ... monday ko le jana" ... so Banta leaves and the doctor puts the boy on the operation table , makes him senseless and leaves the hospital after putting a small note by the boy "Half brain to be removed" . In the meantime after the doctor is gone the "comfounder" arrives and reads the note and removes half the brain of the boy . ::)
Monday early morning , doctor returns and as per his plan, removes the other half of the brain . At around 10am , Banta Singh arrives .. finds his son on the bed ... is worried whether his son is fine .. has he become a true sardar ? ( half brained ) ... so he sits next to his son ... and asks him "beta tu thik hai na .. bol beta tu chup kyu hai " ... son opens his eyes but it looks as if hes not understanding anything ... Banta asks "Ei puttar ... ki haal hai .. kuch to bol " ... the son looks around , doesnot understand anything .. and says " kita reba .. ila takao kita .. , dacktor aami kuthay ... " ;D ;D ;D
[ just a joke :D ]
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Ritwik Bhattacharjee
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Re: Fundu Sylheti - Sardar joke
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09/23/01 at 13:02:18 » |
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?? :P :- ita to dhum aruhami !!! hashaibar lagi boglo khetkutu nadileu oi nani :'( :'( |
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rikshawala (Guest)
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Re: Fundu Sylheti - Sardar joke
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09/23/01 at 14:52:58 » |
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tumi re ba aamrar bumbai-er hrithik babur kisu lago ni ??? aami rikshawala hoiya bujhi gelam juk aar tumi bujlay na ... bogole katu katu deo ... bhala mote deo .. aami to jantam oneker hatut dimak thake .. tumar kita bogolo ni ;D |
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cachari (Guest)
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Re: Fundu Sylheti - Sardar joke
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09/24/01 at 09:09:07 » |
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;D ;D ;D ahsho khub ahsho. ahtur toleo boutta thake jano ni. ??? nijor ufre olau kil maro. mainse kita koiba ba ??? ???. hi beta nai bumbayia tumi beta sylheti/cachari hoiao khaichlat kharap kortai kene??
jetau auk bhala thakiyo ar porthi din ek ek kan noya kunta hunaiyo. |
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SaugataC (Guest)
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Re: Fundu Sylheti - Sardar joke
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09/25/01 at 06:32:30 » |
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ita to deki sylheti okholre chuto korar joke.ei joke tumar matat kemne ailo ba shuni;D.tumu to reba great aadmi.sunchi hokhole nijer jaatre ufre rakiya joke banai tumi to sylethire sardaror thakiya gair-guzra dekhailaye.
tumar matat gubar aache koiya hokholor matat je aase ita bhaba thik na. :o |
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cachari (Guest)
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Re: Fundu Sylheti - Sardar joke
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09/26/01 at 09:55:38 » |
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O ba rickshawala
Jano ni arhulor ahshi tin nomunar?
1. mainshor ahshi dekhia ahshe
2. kicchuu na bujiya ahshbar lagi ahse
3. kicchuu na bujiya je ahschil hou kota mono koria ahse
tumar ahshi ekkere upror tinotar lakhan ba. kintu ikan hokkoleu manba je tumi arhul nai. buddikhan paor murat thakleo--ahcheto naani. |
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Ratul Chanda
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Re: Fundu Sylheti - Sardar joke
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11/18/01 at 09:16:07 » |
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;D Kita je koimu bhabiya pairam na, ola je ek khan joke, asiya asiya peto dhari geche. Hacha ho koiram....... :P :D ;) |
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rajyashree
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Re: Fundu Sylheti - Sardar joke
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11/21/01 at 12:50:39 » |
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would any one help me pls, i am unable to enter som rooms like funer dukaner adda , main room etc and post my view , what is the problem actually i cann't understanf , if any1can help me plssssssssss
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Re: Fundu Sylheti - Sardar joke
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11/21/01 at 13:34:29 » |
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Dear rajyashree,
I love you.Mone aache ni amare?Tumi jodi engaged na thako, taile tumare biya kortam...
Tumar
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Nita
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Re: Fundu Sylheti - Sardar joke
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02/10/03 at 21:12:01 » |
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>:( hey hey wut the hell?????? u mean to say silhetis have no brain at all?????? >:(. thu hai be terepe aur jo tere is joke pe hase. mono hoy silheti aar panjabi r golpo janos na byeta. amare kharap bhabish na ami khub bhala meye but silhetir insult ami shoite partam nay. parle khun o kormu... >:( |
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