Biswajit Acharjee
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Did u come across the same???
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03/12/04 at 13:13:10 » |
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We would have come across such Lecture goof-ups at
some point in our
college life... read this... I promise it will make
u laugh!!
"I have two daughters. Both of them are
girls".
"I will study my sons and marry my daughters"
"Both the two of you stand up"
"The scooter is under standing the tree."
"Take an iron rod of any metal say copper,
split it into two equal
halves, heat the longer half!"
If you have your eyes open, you can see.
Both of you three GET OUT!! Grrr...
Draw a circle round in shape.
The prof was not great in English . There was
a mischievous
student
in the class whom he had to say GET OUT.. instead he
said " Follow me"
and
walked out of the class and then said "Now Don't
follow me" and came
back in to the class...
Lecturer: Hello u there stand up....
student: Me madam???
Lecturer: "Not me Next to me."
"Open the doors of the window and let the
atmosphere come in"
After seeing the principal crossing his
classroom, the Lecturer
said to the noisy class, " Don't make noise..
Principal just passed
away"
This happened in Christ College, the Principal
was just walking
in the corridor, sort of routine morning rounds...
The Lecturer told the
classroom - "Don't make galata, Father is rotating
the College".
We, 3-4 students, were standing outside the
classroom during the
break, and we didn't notice our Graphics Lecturer
enter the room. After
entering the classroom, he noticed us and called -
"Hello, you out
standing
students. Come in". We went in!!
By a lecturer, who wanted to warn a brat
sternly ended up
speaking-'Hey you, don't think I am watching you...'
One of our college professors - (on noticing
one of the guys not
paying attention)
Professor: Hey you, stand up. How many your
roll numbers?
The guy: 39 only,
Sir. "I know that u know something , But u
don't know what u KNOW"
'I will repeat it again' ur first Chem. class.
New lecturer :
introduction. "Hello....I'm so-and-so from blah
blah....." .......
Eventually, he gets to the bit about his family and
goes, "I have two
daughters and last year I married both of them".
This is what my Prof said to me when I went to
him with a doubt,
"Morning morning don't rotate my head", he probably
meant " subah subah
dimag mat kharaab kar"
While teaching probability, our Maths teacher
said "There are 5
mangoes in a basket are there"
What a smart-alec in my class said when this
professor asked him,
"Why the late??"
"Sir, Bus the late"
The professor's wife had given birth to a
girl, his second child.
He
was distributing sweets when someone asked why. He
said "My wife is
born,
the boy is a girl. I became a second father"
Somebody asked for some additional internal
marks and he said -
"Once I have put, it is put. No more extra put"
Once a student was late for the lecture .The
professor asked him"
Why are you late ? Say yes or no??"
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