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Bhavyarambhey Loghu Kriya !!!
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11/13/03 at 05:48:02 » |
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Ami amar ek bondhur barit gechi ek robibar shokaley. Giya dekhi Miya bibi tey jobbor jhagra hor. Besh bhala kotha kata kati choler. Ami doraiya jurey jouey narod narod jop kortey armbho korlam.
Jhograr bishoy hoilo bodhu yey bhija ghorer floorer uprey hata hati korchey, jeta tar bouer khub opochondo, itat thakiya bhuley sandaler daag pori jai bhija sada tiles dewa floorer uprey..
Bouer boktobyo je ektu dhorjyo nai, ektu ek jaigat wait korley ghorer floor ta shukai jai, tar porey ei ghor ou ghor ghoora ghoori korley ar kuno problem nai.
Torka torki cholar shomoi dui jonei amarey shakki mana arombho korlo. Ami dui pokkho rei soman utshayey support dewa shuru korlam.
Bondhur argumenter phokkey koilam: “ Tui ekdom theek koichos”
Tar bou er argumenter pokkhey koilam: “ Tumi 100% correct”
My friend said : I am a free citizen of India can move anywhere, it is my fundamental right.
I said : Yes
Which created the further flash, as usual of ladies, she pulled out old data from her memory bank to substantiate how many times he walked on wet floors under cleaning in the past. To my astonishment she informed that he walked on wet floors for 688 earlier occasions.
I said: That’s very bad. But you have good memory and number of event recording system
Friend focused on present as usual. The tempo increased, ultimately friend told, “ Enough is enough, I will design a small propeller or a pair of wings, which I will use to float inside the house while moving from one place to another or will tie ropes everywhere in house, which I will use as Burma ropes and hang and crawl over them while moving inside house. All the above methods will ensure that my feet would never touch the wet floors.
I said: Excellent, very innovative idea. Start designing it, I will help you.
Suddenly the lady changed her tune and said: “ Wait a minute, Bittu da is working as positive catalyst for both of us and adding fuel for prolonging it.
Friend said: Yes, I also noticed, Shala Narod, jhogra bondho na koriya amara rey ushkai direy. Bhag shala.
His wife said: Bittu da, tumi jao okhon, khamka amrar jhogra lagai deecho”
Ami aaschorjo hoia koilam: Ami kun shomoi tumrar jhogra lagailam?
Together they said: “ Okhon jao, bikaley aaio”.
I also noticed glimpse of smile on both of their faces.
I came out lighted a cigarette and thought, Bhogobaner ki beechitro leela, ek tu agey lonka kando howat aachil .Aamey doodhey nimishey ek hoi gelo ar ami shala majkhano aanti, uraiya phalai dilo.
One my friend’s maternal uncle, who was a big shot in State Bank of India, while rushing to open the door of his house at Calcutta after hearing the door bell ringing slipped on the floor and fell down suddenly. His wife (Mami) was sitting in a near by sofa, who could not control her laugh due to that sudden and peculiar fall of her husband. Mama was enraged like anything, sentimentally hurt and emotionally abused due to this silly behavior of his wife. He did not talk to her for almost 8 months after that incident. On eighth month of this no talk movement one “ samandh” for their daughter came through a family friend. When would be groom’s parent visited their house, during that meeting he asked his wife to bring their daughter in, and sweets & snacks for the visitors. The ice melted ultimately. He later confirmed that looking at the great national cause ( thodi… family cause ) for future of their daughter he talked else he could have continued it for rest of the life. Needless to say that Mama was 56 years old and Mami was 50 years when that took place. I have tremendous respect for that gentleman towards his dedication, perseverance and tenacity. Home geography and history could have been written differently if some more personalities and practitioners like him are available.
There is a sloka in Sanskrit which says
Oja Yuddhey, Rishi Shraddhey,
Probathey cho megho domburey,
Dampottyey Koloho schoibo,
Bhavyarambhey loghu kriya.
It means, when two goat calf fights, they start running from miles away from two directions and rush to each other with great speed, which causes lot of sand storm and noise, when they arrive near each other, they stop and touches their horn very gently.
If you go to any ashram, on particular day of saint’s death anniversary, you will find puja, Yagya etc keeps on going, rich, poor everybody is fed. Donations to poor are made. It seems like Shradh ceremony is going on. But the saints do not have any family.
It hardly rains when there is too much lightening and thunder by the dark cloud in the early morning
In married life, husband and wife will quarrel, which some time appears to be the last day of their togetherness. Starts and continue with very high pitch and voracity. Suddenly ends. One will wonder finding them again smiling to each other.
All the above events have a great show off, fancy, fun-fare, pre requisites and efforts without any cause or issues behind them.
Amazing sloka & observation, which perhaps written a thousand year or earlier requires no changes or upgradtion with time.
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External Examinar
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Re: Bhavyarambhey Loghu Kriya !!!
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11/13/03 at 06:28:45 » |
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Bohbarombhe Loghu Kriya....
Some thing like the Sylheti Joke Box. It started with a lot of expectations...but continued with the "PAIKANA" topic and some mud slinging.
The silver lining is Bittu's "Bebhuta" inputs and a couple of others including a post called KISS. |
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Re: Bhavyarambhey Loghu Kriya !!!
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11/13/03 at 06:31:27 » |
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Bohbarombhe Loghu Kriya....
Some thing like the Sylheti Joke Box. It started with a lot of expectations...but continued with the "PAIKANA" topic and some mud slinging.
The silver lining is Bittu's "Bebhuta" inputs and a couple of others including a post called KISS. |
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Dilip
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Re: Bhavyarambhey Loghu Kriya !!!
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11/14/03 at 06:39:04 » |
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Dear Sir, (External Examiner)
Ekta jinish apnar shombondhey jania boro bhala lagchey je apney paikhana koroin na ebong oitar naam shunley apnar maatha groom hoi jai. Ami neeschinto je apnar design hoilo one & only one. Apnar jhamela jhokki ko to kom, kunu khano jaitey hoiley kuno tension nai. Shokaley ghoom thakiya uthiya shydhya, sadhona, aradhona koriya somoi nosto kortey hoi na. Ei unique designer pholey apney khosai gechoin, tate oboshyo apanar kuno doosh nai.
Okhon porjonto to sobrey 5 thakiya 7 er bhitrey nombor diya fail koraichoin. Keu pass korche na apnar hatho. Parley dui ekbar 30 nombor diya dekhoin je. Bhala lagbo, ke janey hoi to apney hashtey o arombho korba.
Your most obedient student
Dilip
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Paritosh Dev.
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Re: Bhavyarambhey Loghu Kriya !!!
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11/14/03 at 12:03:12 » |
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Kitareba Dilip, amar agor comments guli ektaao forso nani? Koisina, jhogra korbaay na. External Examinare Bittur joke(!) foriya kunta likle tar reply dibo Bittue, tumi kene? Please itare
dorbaror asor banaiona! dohai!!!!!!! |
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External Examiner
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Re: Bhavyarambhey Loghu Kriya !!!
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11/14/03 at 12:20:27 » |
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Bittu r average score hoilo 73
Bebhuta r kahini guli mostly 80 score korchhe.
Noro Sundar ...60 thaki 65 porjonto.
Best score hoichhe ...naam bhuli gechhi, je..KISS golpo ta lekchhe, tar. Ami joto jon re shunaichhi, shobe [ Bengali, Malayali, Andhrite, Tamil, Northy etc.]continuously hashchhe... He should get 95.
So Mr. Dilip....you have your answer now. |
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Bittu
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Re: Bhavyarambhey Loghu Kriya !!!
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11/14/03 at 12:54:37 » |
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Dear External Examiner,
Thanks for your valued opinion and feedback. Thank you very much. Ei interaction er khub dorkar. Definitely amra keu ekhano jhogra korat aaichi na. I hope Dilip you will also agree. So no adverse comment on individual, please. Stick to the topic and convey your likings, disliking, ridicule, criticize on topic, we will keep on exchanging our views on humorous tone . Comments with punch of wit are really appreciated. After all we all have to smile, that’s what matters.
Have a great time.
Regards
Bittu
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MLA
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Re: Bhavyarambhey Loghu Kriya !!!
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11/27/03 at 00:27:18 » |
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Kita Beta Bittu election... o daraibar ichha aasei ni..... netarar moto bhason dilalilaje......... ;D |
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