soumitranandy
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Berry khool & Phunney!
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No hard feelings Please !!
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> We've all seen the sardarji funnies... now a quick run
> down on all the other folks of this country... ;)
> Bengali Jokes: :)
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> An angry Bengali letter?
> Chitti-chitti Bong Bong.
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> A talkative Bengali?
> Bulbul Chatterjee.
> An outlawed Bengali?
> Kanoon Banerjee.
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> An enlightened Bengali?
> Jyoti Basu.
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> Bengali who works?
> A work of fiction
A stupid Bengali girl?
> Balika Buddhu.
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> A Bengali marriage?
> Bedding.
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> A Bengali voyeur?
> Keyhollo.
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> A mad Bengali?
> In Sen (insane).
> A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
> Kalidas Guha.
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> A Bengali mobster?
> Robin Ganguli.
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> A perfumed Bengali?
> Chandan Dass.
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> A Bengali goldsmith?
> Shonar Bongla.
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> What is bigger than the state of Bengal?
> The Bay of Bengal
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> What's bigger than the Bay of Bengal?
> The Bengali Ego
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> When does a Bengali sound like a dog?
> When he says Bow(wow)
> Also when he bharks(works).
> Why was the Bengali fired from being salesman at Raymond's retails store?
> Everytime someone asked him what the material was, he replied
> "Terrybool
Tamil Jokes: :)
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> Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
> Comepalakrishnan.
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> What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy ?
> Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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> How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
> Ready....Steady.....PO
>
> What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
> Rangamannar Rangarajan.
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>
>What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan?
> Nikkumo Nikkado (Will it or wont it stand?)
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> What is the difference between Kunikudi Vaidyanathan & Gandhiji?
> One is a voilanist,the other is a non-violanist!
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>
> Malayalee Jokes: :)
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> What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
> Pheno Menon.
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> What do you call a dashing Malayalee?
> Debo Nair.
> What do you call a Malayalee drunkard?
> Kutty Sark.
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> Why did the Malayalee cross the road?
> To join the trade union on the other side.
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>
> Sindhi Jokes: :)
>
> Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
> Because air is free.
>
> What do you call a god fearing Sindhi?
> Bhagwandas Godwani.
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> A Sindhi painter?
> Sadarangani.
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> A Sindhi chef?
> Papadmull Kukreja.
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> A Sindhi electrician?
> Voltram Bijlani.
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> A Sindhi milkman?
> Gopal Dudeja.
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> A Sindhi pest control contractor?
> Khatmull Marwani.
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> A Sindhi casanova?
> Prem Kissinchandani.
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> A Sindhi fire-engine?
> Bhambhani.
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> A Sindhi detergent?
> Neelam Rin-dani.
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> A Sindhi postman?
> Mailwani.
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> A communist Sindhi?
> Karl Lal-wani.
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> A fashionable Sindhi?
> Jogio Armani or Primlani.
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> A heroic Sindhi soldier?
> Hiroo Sipahimalani.
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> A forgetful Sindhi?
> Bulo Bhulchandani.
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> A fat Sindhi?
> Hathiramani
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> A downtrodden Sindhi?
> nichani.
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> A corrupt Sindhi?
> Chaipani.
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> A Sindhi fly?
> Makhija.
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> A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?
> Thad-ani.
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> A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?
> Kriplani.
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> A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?
> Mar-jani.
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>
> Maharashtrian Jokes: :)
> What is a gay Maharashtrian called?
> Deccan Queen
>
> What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor?
> Sadashiv.
> Which Maharashtrians wrote the book 'Apartheid in
>South
> Africa?'
> Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.
>
> What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian?
> Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.
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>
> Gujju Jokes: :)
>
> Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi
>in the film
> was a
> woman?
> Because his name was'Ben' Kingsley.
>
> Why does the Gujju go to London?
> To see his Big Ben.
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> Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when
>he was
> offered tea?
> Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with
>it.(snacks)
>
> What is a Gujju picnic called?
> A snake in the grass.
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> Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy?
> If he was going to be impotent, he wanted to look
>impotent.
>
> Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
> Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'
> What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro
>STATES ma
> gayon?
> His son failed in statistics.
>
> Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
> My son drowned.
>
> Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on
>tv?
> Be-watch (Baywatch,Be in gujju is 2)
>
> What do you call a knee less gujju ?
> Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)
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