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American born Cousins
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04/28/04 at 12:07:30 » |
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THIS IS REALLY TRUE TODAY WITH OUR AMERICAN BORN COUSINS.
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> >>>How does an ABCD (American Born Confused Desi) explain to his
> >>>younger
> >>>brother the topic - When and how did Diwali begin? This is how he
> >>>goes
> >>>about it...(preferably read it with an American accent)
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked
> >>>him. But, like, his step mom, or somethin', was kind of a bitch,
> >>>and she
> >>>forced her husband to, like, you know, send this cool dude, he was
> >>>Ram, to some national forest or reserve or somethin'.
> >>>
> >>>Since he was going, for like, somethin' like more than 10 years or
> >>>so, he decided to take his wife and his bro along. You know... so
> >>>that
> >>>they could all chill out together. But dude, the forest was
> >>>reeeeeeal scary shit, really man, they had monkeys and devils and
> >>>shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked their ass with darts,
> >>>bows and arrows, so it was fine.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>But then some bad gansta' boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up
> >>>his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, were our
> >>>man,
> >>>and his bro Lakshman, pissed! And you don't piss this
> >>>son-of-a-gunz 'coz, he just kicks ass and like, all the gods were
> >>>with him. So anyways, you don't mess with gods.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>So, Ram and his bro get an army of monkeys. Dude, don't ask me
> >>>how they trained the damn monkeys, just go along with me, OK. So,
> >>>Ram,
> >>>Lakhs, and their monkeys whip this gansta's ass in his own hood.
> >>>Anyways, by now, their time's up in the forest and anyways, it
> >>>gets kinda boring. You know no TVs or malls or shit like that. So,
> >>>they decided to hitch back home.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>His bro and the wife are back home. People thought, well, you
> >>>know, atleast they deserve somethin' nice and they didn't have any
> >>>bars and clubs in those days. So they couldn't take them out for a
> >>>drink, so the people decided to smoke or shit. And they also had
> >>>some lamps, they lit the lamps too.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>So it was pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks
> >>>really, they had some local band play along with the fireworks,
> >>>and you know what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding, that
> >>>was the very first musical-synchronized fireworks. You know, like
> >>>the 4th of the July stuff, but just more cooler and stuff, you
> >>>know.
> >>>
> >>>And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started. Cool!!!
> >>>Diwali Rocks Maaaan!
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ting_ting
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Re: American born Cousins
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04/28/04 at 13:50:12 » |
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i already saw this kewl stuff in my office wall-magazine. and by the way i copied one of urs and pasted it in the same magazine ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D. |
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