sushmita
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A letter from a daughter to her mother
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08/10/04 at 10:44:40 » |
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Things Could Be Worse
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads
it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I
found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that Mum, I'm pregnant and Anant said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to
have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Anant to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry
Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith.
P.S.: Mum, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life
than my report card that's in the desk drawer.
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Count_Dracula
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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08/10/04 at 15:53:48 » |
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Nice one.....Ha ha ha ha......
But in reality, this story also exposes the fragility of the super modern culture, the foolish vanity. |
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Parijat Deb
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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08/11/04 at 07:13:11 » |
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Good one...!!
But there are still more worse things in life...!! |
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Biswajit
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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08/21/04 at 17:31:46 » |
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Hey sushmita that was a nice one. Goes to show that u have some imagination, a lil overstretched may be. But i Like the style. Keep writing. |
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sushmita
sushmita
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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08/25/04 at 09:24:59 » |
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Hey Biswajit,
That was not my original work,I apologise for not letting u guys know abt it. read it and then thought of sharing with u all.
Here goes another one:
Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings:
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper
with fire at one end & a
fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where
one-day internationals are more
popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a
woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from
the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied
by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a
way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated by
feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before
marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going
to feel a feeling you have
never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not
read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things
straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get
to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you
know more than you actually
do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their
mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during
life, to be spoken of
when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if
he accidentally falls
into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from
Eiffel Tower says in midway
"See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the
last letter in ZERO, Instead
of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can
die rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...
except that he got caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before
elections and your Confidence
after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you with his
bills.
31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for
reading such mails......
This was meant for no offense, but my humble effort to make ur jaw muscles work out a bit
;D (good for the mind and soul). ;D
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sumitB_IIM
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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08/28/04 at 01:04:32 » |
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Hi,
That was a really good collection ! |
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TaarCheera
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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09/09/04 at 13:08:12 » |
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i feel i read all this long before...still its refreshing... |
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dewrose
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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09/21/04 at 14:34:30 » |
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sushmita very nice one , a letter from a daughter to mother.really nice.
reallyy th eother one iis also refreshing.
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stan
stan
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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09/22/04 at 21:26:58 » |
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hi sushmita
here goes one more totally different but a nice one..hope everyone like it too
We can say that today we are so much used to the modern tools and facilities when
1. You accidentally enter your atm password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...
13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends".
15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9
18. AND NOW U R Laughing at your stupidity.
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silcharor_maiya
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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09/22/04 at 22:23:42 » |
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hmmm.. good one |
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sushmita
sushmita
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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01/29/05 at 02:08:42 » |
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Read this poem and just thought of posting it out here.
Some of you may be able to relate to some parts of this
It really did touch my heart !
PENDULUM OF LIFE
When I was young, my only dream was
To devote myself
And I am still doing it today
At the age of forty.
I have enjoyed almost every
Moment of my job.
Not all the experiences were pleasant.
I faced both realities
And miracles.
As a surgeon I have always healed
Other's wounds,
But never able to rejuvenate
My own.
I wasn't happy with my family
Life.
He never realized me.
I guess we didn't put enough
Effort to discover
What true love meant
For each other.
Our marriage was just the
Oscillation of the pendulum
Of the clock
Which stand next to the dining room,
To me.
I am gratified that my dream
Became true.
That's what I always wanted,
My parents wanted.
But now that I reflect back to my fulfilled
Life
What have I sucked out of life?
I never paid attention to the sunshine
Or the dawn.
Or returning of the evening birds
At their nests.
Never found it interesting enough
To make wished for the
Shooting stars.
Not even the moment of waking up by the
Noise of mocking birds,
Instead of my annoying morning
Alarm.
Or mom's hackneyed call for
Breakfast.
Never found it eloquent enough
To get wet in the rain
When my umbrella was in my backpack.
But to me these weren't significant,
In comparing to my ambition
Of becoming a surgeon
Until now,
In this very moment
When I question myself
I fathom that my dream was not the only
Credo of my life.
Life is too short to miss out on
Anything.
I lost the connection with myself,
With the people who cared for me,
To whom I owe my life,
My identity,
My aspiration.
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bulbULI
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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01/29/05 at 04:51:40 » |
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BULL SHIT: |
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sushmita
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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02/02/05 at 23:46:35 » |
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[quote author=bulbULI link=board=0011&num=1092107680&start=0#11 date=01/29/05 at 04:51:40]
BULL SHIT:
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Some quotes dedicated to the bull who SHITS on the net ;D
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
--Sam Levenson
It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful
--Anton Szandor LaVey
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
--Albert Einstein
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bulBULI
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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02/03/05 at 06:00:35 » |
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susu |-~-.... Mita bull S*it ;D |
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TaarCheera
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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02/03/05 at 11:37:25 » |
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bulBULI ekta question...tumar jonmer pore protom kun word koichlai..naturally manusshe 'ma ma ,ba ba, ka ka' koi...I doubt u have started with 'BS'...is it ????
??? TC |
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ravi
ravi
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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02/03/05 at 12:59:59 » |
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[quote author=TaarCheera link=board=0011&num=1092107680&start=0#14 date=02/03/05 at 11:37:25]
bulBULI ekta question...tumar jonmer pore protom kun word koichlai..naturally manusshe 'ma ma ,ba ba, ka ka' koi...I doubt u have started with 'BS'...is it ????
??? TC
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No need to strike back. If dog bites, we can't bite back. Ignore this worm. |
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Brown_eyes
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Re: A letter from a daughter to her mother
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02/04/05 at 06:36:15 » |
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Hi Sushmita,
The poem was really a nice one.It conveys the message very nicely.We often take our parents,their sacrifices for granted.We often are too engrossed in ourselves to care for their feelings and eventually find out that we also are not happy.A feeling of discontentment keeps haunting us.The bottomline,I guess, is to have a proper balance of everything.Life and the wonders offered by it are too dear to be missed.Thanks a lot for the wonderful poem.
Cheers! |
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