manirup
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Aalloo : 2
«on:
08/03/04 at 12:26:26 » |
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Aichha cholo ekta joke koi...Aage bhage koiya rakha bhala je, this is NOT my creation...I got it somewhere...
The joke below does NOT resemble any living or dead character. All the characters mentioned below are imaginary..
With due respect to Aallo...
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Ekbar Alloo tan gari-t boiya kuno khano jaira...Driver-e gari chalar..chalaite chailte hothat ekta suor-er (PIG) bachhar upre gari uthai dilo driver-e...Suor ta mara gelo..Alloo-e tar gail dilo..ar koilo "yeh tune kya kar diya sosur ke naati @@##$%^#. Abhi ja ke iss suor ke maalik ko paise de ke aao...Hum yehi intezaar kar raaha hoon." Driver-e Aalloo-r kotha falaite parbo ni !! khamata !!!..Lallo koiya maat rebo...Te driver jaan hato loiya Aalloo-r kotha moto gram-or bhitre hamaar suor-or maalik re khujiya suor-er daam dewar lagiya...Te jai houk..kichhu somoy pore driver firiya aailo aar haat-o ek bag bharti teka...Aalloo-e bag bhorti teka dekhiya kichhu bujhlo na..Tare jigailo "Ka hua?"..Driver-e koilo "Humne unhe sach sach baataya ka hua.. aur unhone e paise ka bag haat mein thaama dia.."...Aalloo to aar oto aruwa nai !!!...He bujhlo kichhu godbod oise...hiri jigar korlo "Sosur ke naati..thik se batao ka hua". Driver-e koilo..."bhir jom gaya tha..Sob pooch rahe the ka hua..Maine kahan..Main Lallo ka Driver hoon...aur maine hi suor ke bachhe ko mara..Aur isi baat pe sobne sabashi di..aur paise ki thali hat mein thaama di"...
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Nari
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Re: Lalloo : 2
«on:
08/07/04 at 06:32:30 » |
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This is really a brave one. |
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joker
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Re: Aalloo : 2
«on:
10/13/04 at 19:35:18 » |
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Suno re ba ami ekta jokes koi. Tobe jokes ta ektu uncenssored
Ekbar ekta baichya chele tar baba re koilo baba baba suorer(pig) jush khaitam. Babar to suniya matha karaph hoi gelo. Koila suorer jush ita abar kita, ita paoa jai na. Kintu chele to aar mane na. Na baba suorer jush oi khaitam. ita korte korte dui tin dieen par hoi gelo. Kintu chele to aar bhule na. Tokon babay koila aicha(ok) agami kail tore suorer jush khaoimu. Babai kita korla porer din office thakia phirar samay parar pholer(fruits) jusher dokano giya koila je amar chele to irokom choil dorche to ami chele loiya aimu aar koimu shuorer jush dein. Tumi tokhon ek glass pholer rosh diyo, koibay eta suorer rosh. Donkandare koilo thik ache.
Tarpor bhodroloke tan chele loiya dokano aila aar koila ek glass shuorer jush deo.
Tokon chele baba re koilo baba "Shuorer jush ki rokom banay"
Baba:- "Oito machine-er oidike shuor dukay aar ei dik diya jush baar hoy"
Chele:- "Baba ulta ta hoy na. Rosh dimu aar shuor(pig) bair hoibo"
Baba: "Hoy to kene?"
Chele:- "Ki rokom?"
Baba: "Oi je tor ma(mother) re ami jush dukaisi aar tor moto
shuor (pig) bair hoiche" |
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