ASIM CHOUDHURY
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ASIM CHOUDHURY's SPECIAL JOKES (from Delhi)
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06/17/03 at 10:23:00 » |
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CHIMPANGEER GOLPO
Ek baar Cachar College taki BA paas korar pore ekta chele Dilli gelo. Giya to ar kunu chakri payna..TAAR-TUR CHIRIYA BOWAT. Koyek din pore he ekta tution paiilo. Je meye re poraito, tair baba asil Zoor Manager. He tare dekhiya khub kosto paito. He koilo..aami jokhon hi bala kunu chakri paimu, tumare koimu re ba. Chinta koriyo na.
Koyek din pore meyetar baba amrar sylheti master babu re koilo...suno re ba, ekta bala chakri ase...kintu kila koitam, boro loizza lage. "Ish loizza paiba na..koi lain..jokhon gor taki baroisi ami piyaz chulteyo raji."
"Dekho re ba, kharap paiyo na..asole amrar Zoor maijhe je Chimpangee ta asil, ita hotat kalke ratre mara geshe. Amra itar chamra ta khuliya rakhsi. Kita tumi Chimpangeer chamra ta poriya Chimpangee oitai parbai ni? Beton paibai pas hazar. Sokale paikhana-puikhana koriya bat-oot kaiya giya Chimangeer chamra ta poriya pura din kaj korbay, aar bikale soitar somoi abar ghoro aitai parbai."
Porer din taki to amar HERO khawa-dawa koriya sokale Chimpangeer dress poriya Zoor maidhe baicha-bucharare nachiya-nuchiya khela dhekhani arombo korlo. Koyek maser maidhe Chimpangee ta oto famous oilo je papere-pupare Chimngeer kota lekhlo, PHOTO-PHUTO DIYA. Zoor biro barlo. Door door taki manusra tarar baicha-buyarare loya aito. Oto bir..SUI FALAIBAR JEGA NAI. Sob khali Chimpangee re dekhte chai je manuser moto hate, manuser moto boi, manuser moto khai....
Ek din Zoor Managere tare dakiya koilo...tumi to reba superhit Ooi gelay. Tumi awar pore amrar Zoor aamdani khub barse. Otarlagi ajke taki tumar beton oilo dos Hazar. Ita poisar mat suniya nani, he to aar CHOWKE POTH DEKHE NA. KANA LAGI GESE. Kita korto...khusite pagol.
Porer din joKhon he abar Chimpangee oiya ailo, he nuton nuton dance item dekani shuru korlo. Bachara chatur dike bhir koriya tali dewa shuru korlo. Er maoidhye, he unmad oiya khusite chuto ekta amer dal doriya jula shuru korlo. Juler..juler. Julte jhule hotath giya uriya giya porlo bager(TIGER) khasath. Porteyi to doriyaa tar PACHAI DEWA SHURU KORLO KORTAL. Baagta dhire dhire tar dike ailo... samne aiya baghta jei taar buko paw ta raklo..he jure gola fatiya chitkar dilo..bachao bacho....Chitkar shuntae bagh ta laf mariya taar mukho tifa diya dorlo aar koilo.... DARA BETA, CHILAIS NA..TUI JODI BA PASS OS TE AMIO ASSAM UNIVERSITIR MA PASS.
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Note: If you like my joke and like to have some more then please let me know..STOCK BEJAN ASE......KHALI SUNAR MANUS NAI. EE DELHI IGU NANI KHALI JOTO MODON HOKLOR ADDA. JE JOKE KOILE AMRA HASHI ITA GARUWA MODON HOKLE KANDE, AR JETAT AMRA HASINA OTAT TAR HASE. ZABRA PUBLIC.... |
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SATYAJEET
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Re: ASIM CHOUDHURY's SPECIAL JOKES (from Delhi)
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06/19/03 at 07:05:22 » |
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D KITA PHATA PHATI JOKE REBA... :D :D :D 8)...KEEP IT UP. I AM PROUD OF YOU.... :D :D :D :D SILCHAR DEFINATELY HAS LOVELY PEOPLE LIKE YOU. i LOVE SILCHAR. ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) TUMAR SONGE DEKHA KORTE PARMU NI BA? SILCHAR AILE JANAIYO... 8) 8) 8) 8) |
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PRABHU
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WHAT A JOKE
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06/19/03 at 07:12:13 » |
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8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) Hey! are you that popular goy from the first batch of mass communication...the leader who organised the first Assam University agitation. I still remember the good old days. Do you remember how we all were led by you and we bought down the DC (borthakur) on his toes. And ..how the bus driver had a good time in Naga patty. He was drunk and he used to take us wherever we asked him to. for some days te university bus was completely ours... 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
let me know when you come to silchar.
listening to your live joke from you is definately better that that you write on the net. |
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007 BOND
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Re: ASIM CHOUDHURY's SPECIAL JOKES (from Delhi)
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06/19/03 at 07:15:19 » |
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8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) kita bhai chincho ni....ami nu tumar khoob boro fan.............. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) gurudev tumi oilay asol silchori. hasaite hasite pet fatai dilay....Delhi giyao Silchar-re bulcho na...tumar joker opekhay....lekho ;D ;D aro lekho |
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Asim Choudhury
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Re: ASIM CHOUDHURY's SPECIAL JOKES (from Delhi)
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01/31/05 at 23:38:38 » |
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Hi Buddies!
Its me Asim, from Delhi. I am extremely enthused with your love. That's the speciality about my motherland silchar. I have set up an NGO and will shortly begin massive operations in silchar. I also plan to set up websites for the upliftment of silcharites.
Bye,
Asim Choudhury |
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Tintin
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Re: ASIM CHOUDHURY's SPECIAL JOKES (from Delhi)
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02/11/05 at 18:58:47 » |
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007 BOND er naam dekhiya, amar ekta joke mono porlo.
James Bond Style:
The character James Bond has a peculiar style of introducing himself by calling himself "Bond" first, then followed by a great smile & finally "James Bond." His style is absolutely killing but he doesn't know the consequences when he meets our great south Indian guy.
When Bond meets a Hyderabad guy:
James Bond : My name's Bond...(smiles and then says).... James Bond. And you?
Telugu Guy : "I am Sai... ...(smiles and then says)....
Venkata Sai...
Siva Venkata Sai...
Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....
Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.....
Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....
Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Ra! jasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....
James Bond faints!!! |
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bebhoota
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Re: ASIM CHOUDHURY's SPECIAL JOKES (from Delhi)
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02/19/05 at 02:01:55 » |
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ek beta u ba tumi. these jokes are really grrreat. please work overtime and produce some more. chalaiya jao re ba joker. |
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Monohar
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Re: ASIM CHOUDHURY's SPECIAL JOKES (from Delhi)
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02/19/05 at 16:59:51 » |
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Asimda,
Joke ta khub bhala hoichhe. Tobe amaar kaku jokhon Kolkatat porta [1977], tain nani aiyya ou joke ta u banglar MA koiya chalaichhlaa. Jai houk tumi khub bhala adapt korchho.
Aaro lekho. Ila joke internet r kuno jagat nai.
Monohar. |
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Hemant
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Re: ASIM CHOUDHURY's SPECIAL JOKES (from Delhi)
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02/26/05 at 17:22:47 » |
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The joke itself is fine but its very old.Anyway. thanks for make me laugh. |
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Shaheed_Hasan
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Re: ASIM CHOUDHURY's SPECIAL JOKES (from Delhi)
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05/15/05 at 11:16:00 » |
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Dear Mr. Asim,
Please write me back with ur e mail address..IAmi Bangladesher Chele...I mean Manush..ami apnar ekjon goon mugdho vokto...amar Sylheti vasha ashe na..but regular Bangla Boli...ami apnar sathe jogajog korte chai...so pls send me a mail so I can answer u back...
Thank u..
Apnar ekjon vokto
Shaheed
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preet
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well behaved shillongi
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07/27/05 at 23:09:14 » |
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aami nuton join korshi ih site okhon durgapur thaki aar aami hotel mgt korram waana cont me den alwayz welcum |
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preet
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bhalobhasi bangla
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07/27/05 at 23:16:37 » |
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kita lekhtam kichu bujiya pieramna tayz why fw smiles ;D :( :-X :'( :boxer: |
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krishanu_bhattjee
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Re: ASIM CHOUDHURY's SPECIAL JOKES (from Delhi)
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08/11/05 at 10:26:21 » |
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good one :) |
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Idea
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Re: ASIM CHOUDHURY's SPECIAL JOKES (from Delhi)
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08/12/05 at 23:53:16 » |
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Dear Mr. Asim
You seem to be a freak. Stop feeding us the sh*t, we will find better jokes if we go to any f@*king crap.com or search in any one's junk mail folder. Perhaps you do not understand how much money you have to spend for one megabyte space, well like other NGOs I must tell 'ya, you too don't understand the value of money.
If you really wanna share your stupid jokes with like-minded friends of your's you better find out some group (e.g. yahoo group) and share your mighty thoughts. Most of us get confused and after reading the whole sh*t we realize what a crap that was.
How about this ...idea
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