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AMWAY...............
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02/15/04 at 06:39:29 » |
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Hi the guyz of Sil
Here i m going to tell u very interesting jokes. But before that i want to say sorry to all who belongs to AMWAY team. Do'nt mind the AMWAY team. It's just a funny............
Here goes the jokes one......
It was 13th feb,2003 when we are going to paltanbazar via GS Road, Guwahati. When we reached to Bhangagarh point, our car suddenly stopped, cuz of a large traffic jam. Then we found that a big cow is sleeping on the mid point of the chariali. Not a single vehicle could pass. We were in fury. Some of the people threatend the cow very rudely, but still he did not move a single inch. Everyone got angry. "Now what to do?", everyone is thinking, cuz all were in hurry in the busy city.It was so sad that no trafic police was there at that time. But sudenly, Mr. T. Kalita, a senior trafic police came in the spot and spoke loudly, not to worry, i m here now. I m going clear the jam. Saying this he went near by that cow and then slowly made a sound such as "Biz-Biz_Biz" to the ear of the big fatty cow. The moment just the police ended his "BIZ BIZ" , that cow ran away. Still no one have noticed that cow in the Guwahati city. May be he left the city forever.
Dear friend, do u kno what the police said to the cow in the form of BIZ BIZ? Police said " Hey, I m from Amway company. I want, you should join the amay. Wanna join?
So friend, i don't kno whether u liked it or not but it was just a imaginary story of fun. so once again i want to say sorry to all who are in the Amay team. Plz do'nt mind it was just a funy,.
Enjoy.
bye bye
gulz, guwahati
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Romy
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Re: AMWAY...............
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04/10/04 at 00:00:54 » |
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;D :o :D ;) ;)
Very Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy >:( |
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Romy'r bhoot
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Re: AMWAY...............
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04/10/04 at 08:53:20 » |
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ami okhon mori gechi.... haste haste.... ;D ;D ;D |
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Funny
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Re: AMWAY...............
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06/12/04 at 10:01:00 » |
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:o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D ;) :) :) :) :) :) :'( :'( :'(
Bhai Goru o gu lakain mage mage amar o bagte lage amarar AMWAY bhai hokolor kach taki |
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rajameia
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Re: AMWAY...............
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08/08/04 at 18:18:40 » |
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oi beta sylheti siteo boisot ..angreji maros khene.....arr roilo ammway..joke...dooooor beta...otto faltu..joke amar jibone deksina |
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monohar
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Re: AMWAY...............
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08/10/04 at 19:52:16 » |
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ikhtar old version hoilo - gauhati club or okhano cong I office achhlo. Jaruri aboshthar poror ghatana. Cong I harbo u harbo. Tarar office or kanit egu dhobi thakto. Porthi bochchor CongI secretary e tar gadha ogu aniya candidate select korta. system ola aachhlo - Tarun gogoi e candidate or list loiya gadhar kanit jaita aar egu egu koriya candate or naam tar kano kole kole koita. Jar naam huniya gadhai mathha hilaito he u election o jitito. Teu heu bochhor Gogoi babu e list loiya ubai roichhoin. Hokkole giya gadha ogure aanlaa. Gogoi e gela tar kanit. Tane dekhiya gadhai aar ubaito chai naa. Jai houk hokle miliya ogure dhoriya raakhlaaa.
Er pore Gogoi e ekta ekta koriya naam gadhar kano koa dhorla. Gadhai to mathha lorai naa. Hokkolor mukh aindhar. Ebar budh hoi CongI thaki keu jitita naa. Heshkalo khub biporit hoiya Gogoi a ekta naam koila aaar loge loge gadha egu e mathha lorailo. Saabe ektu shanti paila. Gogoi phiriya aila office o. Saabe jikaila " Apne kita apnaar naam koichhlaa ni?"
Gogoi e ektu bejaar hoiya kopila "Oi amaar naam u koilam. Oto jonor naam koilam kintu egu e mathha u lorailo naa, heshkalo amaar nijor naam koilam. Teu e giya mathha lorailo".
Raitkaalo hou din Gogoi ghumaibaar lagi bichhnaat gechhoin aar taan wife e jigailaa, "Haachhau ni gaddhai tumar naam huniya mathaa loraichhil?" Gogoi e hasiya koilaa,"na, na, aami khali jigaichhlaam - oi beta gadha CongI o join korbe nI?" |
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Count_Dracula
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Re: AMWAY...............
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08/10/04 at 20:25:05 » |
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That is fantastic....the joke as well as the truth behind the joke. Commendable input from a commendable soul. |
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gulz
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Re: AMWAY...............
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08/21/04 at 20:28:11 » |
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der silchari friends!
i was just trying to give a smile to all of my friends of silchar.
i never tried to give sentimental hazards to anyone, as i also said previously it was not meant for any amway team but just a funny.
gulz |
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ROCK
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Re: AMWAY...............
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08/24/04 at 19:32:00 » |
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IT IS A NICE JOKE GULZ
HOPE U'LL WRITE MORE SUCH JOKES |
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Ahmedur Rahman
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Re: AMWAY...............
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08/31/04 at 18:14:20 » |
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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog.
He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
"Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!" The next day the newspapers says:
"Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being explored
{My name is Ahmedur, M-25, inhabitant of Hailakandi residing in Mumbai for the last 5 years working at a private limited co. If the joke suit you who read it carefully then kindly respond me writing at my e-mail: ahmedur@rediffmail.com
Thanks |
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taniya
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Re: AMWAY...............
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03/17/05 at 22:34:21 » |
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Heyri bai itta kita honaylay hasta hasta mori gasi HI! HI! HI!........ amar gum acha ssssshhhhhhh..... |
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kigoobe
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Re: AMWAY...............
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04/09/05 at 22:56:27 » |
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Ahmedur Rahman,
The way you have tried to prove that the Pakistanis are the flag bearers of International muslim community, really hurts.
But in your joke ... there lies the fact. When you are an American (Christian or Muslim, whatever) you are an American first. But when you are a Pakistani (Muslim or Christian, whatever, same condition implied here as well) - you are seen as a Terrorist.
Question is, if I think something today, ever wondered why do I think so ???
Last suggestion: Try to be proud as an Indian, you will find more reasons to be proud of yourself, then if you think yourself as a Pakistani. |
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